Whenever I see him, his overabundance of joy spreads to me. I just can't help but buy whatever he's selling. But like you said, he's never wrong about anything. He's honestly in my top three people on TV right now.
You know who lived Tycho's fantasy SO WELL even though he's a fictional character?
Captain N.
That dude would play Punch Out non stop instead of cleaning his room, and becomes the hero of an entire multiverse because of it while a princess and bounty hunter want his junk.
This is an excellent comic, but for some reason, I feel like it would be even funnier if Tycho had a beard in the last panel. Like that was his exact fantasy: To save the world with arcane knowledge whilst simultaneously sporting a Dr. Strange-esque beard.
Am I crazy?
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i've never seen anything take blood out of a white carpet
blew my fucking mind
wait really? I'd just heard that it was terrible and did not actually work.
Holy crap.. my mind is blown. This whole time I had just thought pretty much everything this dude endorsed was some terrible product. Not that I am in the habit of purchasing things like that, what with me being in college and all, but still.
i've never seen anything take blood out of a white carpet
blew my fucking mind
wait really? I'd just heard that it was terrible and did not actually work.
Holy crap.. my mind is blown. This whole time I had just thought pretty much everything this dude endorsed was some terrible product. Not that I am in the habit of purchasing things like that, what with me being in college and all, but still.
seriously
there was a party at my house, and this one chick dropped bottle on the floor near this other guy and the glass cut his leg fierce and he was all like "fuck fuck fuck!" and running upstairs to the bathroom and he ran a trail of blood across the white carpet
oxy clean took that shit out after a full day
it was nuts
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This is an excellent comic, but for some reason, I feel like it would be even funnier if Tycho had a beard in the last panel. Like that was his exact fantasy: To save the world with arcane knowledge whilst simultaneously sporting a Dr. Strange-esque beard.
Am I crazy?
Everyone knows you cant be cool, all-wise, and all-knowing without an aged beard.
And Dr. Strange is clearly the man. What I'd like to see is an animtd series with Dr. Strange, just like Batman and Superman.
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Talkin to the robbery expert.
"This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
The stupidest interpretation of that was in some RPG, where you had water pistols or hoses to fight vampires.
OK, that is funny. My mind is boggling trying to figure out how that would work
Yeah that would be a Rift's World Book from Palladium called Vampire Kingdom. Once our GM got a hold of that the game went down hill. Damned ridiculous that we would go around with frickin super soakers smoking vampires. The day our munchkin goes "Taste the bitter water you fanghags" is the day I threw my dice away.
The whole idea was that water coming out of a supersoaker was "running water" and that hurts them FOR MEGADAMAGE.
Plus the whole, aliens were behind vampires plot was shit.
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Man, when I was a little kid I used to have this Tolkien beastiary book which I read religiously. If the President ever needs to know anything about fell beasts or crebain, I will shall be ready.
The stupidest interpretation of that was in some RPG, where you had water pistols or hoses to fight vampires.
OK, that is funny. My mind is boggling trying to figure out how that would work
Yeah that would be a Rift's World Book from Palladium called Vampire Kingdom. Once our GM got a hold of that the game went down hill. Damned ridiculous that we would go around with frickin super soakers smoking vampires. The day our munchkin goes "Taste the bitter water you fanghags" is the day I threw my dice away.
The whole idea was that water coming out of a supersoaker was "running water" and that hurts them FOR MEGADAMAGE.
Plus the whole, aliens were behind vampires plot was shit.
So basicly... as long as you can still pee or spit? - you can kill a vampire.
Someone should alert Blade. He's been doing it the hard way for years!
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Talkin to the robbery expert.
"This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
Man, when I was a little kid I used to read have this Tolkien beastiality book which I read religiously. If the President ever needs to know anything about fell beasts or crebain, I will shall be ready.
One way to stop a vampire from coming in and killing you in their sleep is to exploit their obsessive-compulsive disorder. If you spill a jar of mustard seeds on your roof then they will not be able to resist counting every seed. If you're lucky they'll be so caught up in counting the mustard seeds that the sun will come up and destroy them.
The running water trick is also useful if you're escaping from headless horsemen.
This is an excellent comic, but for some reason, I feel like it would be even funnier if Tycho had a beard in the last panel. Like that was his exact fantasy: To save the world with arcane knowledge whilst simultaneously sporting a Dr. Strange-esque beard.
Am I crazy?
Everyone knows you cant be cool, all-wise, and all-knowing without an aged beard.
And Dr. Strange is clearly the man. What I'd like to see is an animtd series with Dr. Strange, just like Batman and Superman.
Did you see the animated movie Marvel came out with last year?
Oh, also a vampire cannot enter your house unless you grant it permission to enter.
If someone you know dies and they lived and evil life and you think they might come back as a ghoul or vampire then you can avoid a scene by simply burying them upside down. They are apparently so stupid that they will dig downwards instead of upwards and only succeed in burying themselves further.
I had a big book of monsters when I was a lad. It had everything from sphinxes, imps and harpies to werewolves, mummies and even godzilla and king kong. It didn't tell you how to defeat them, mostly just basic info on them. There was this one cool monster whose name I forget that would hold up candles or fireballs in it's hands to trick lost travelers into thinking that there was a cabin nearby (the fire would look like lighted windows from a distance) and get them more lost.
The book also made mention of how leprechauns are evil, mischievous creatures.
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that man is more enthusiastic about cleaning products than i will ever be about anything in my entire life
in a way
i'm kind of jealous
i think that is part of it
he just seems so full of life and happy
like
everything is just right with his world
a world where high quality cleaning products can solve any problem
even loneliness
And you stare at his mug
Yelling "TELL ME MORE!"
While the powder works like tangible carpet photoshop.
oxy clean actually works
it's fantastic
i've never seen anything take blood out of a white carpet
blew my fucking mind
Same with Orange Clean, best hand surface cleaner i've ever used.
I really want to try those shammy super sponge things where three can absorb a flooded basement or something equally mind blowing.
his endorsement of a product alone is enough to quirk my eyebrow in interest
Captain N.
That dude would play Punch Out non stop instead of cleaning his room, and becomes the hero of an entire multiverse because of it while a princess and bounty hunter want his junk.
Am I crazy?
wait really? I'd just heard that it was terrible and did not actually work.
Holy crap.. my mind is blown. This whole time I had just thought pretty much everything this dude endorsed was some terrible product. Not that I am in the habit of purchasing things like that, what with me being in college and all, but still.
seriously
there was a party at my house, and this one chick dropped bottle on the floor near this other guy and the glass cut his leg fierce and he was all like "fuck fuck fuck!" and running upstairs to the bathroom and he ran a trail of blood across the white carpet
oxy clean took that shit out after a full day
it was nuts
Pony, for the record, I seriously thought you were going to bust out a more interesting story for that.
EDIT: in fact...
Everyone knows you cant be cool, all-wise, and all-knowing without an aged beard.
And Dr. Strange is clearly the man. What I'd like to see is an animtd series with Dr. Strange, just like Batman and Superman.
"This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
That's worse than no support.
Stop pestering me, Pooro. I'm not having sex with you.
"This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
Yeah, he's gotta get in line with everyone else.
Line just got longer.
Oh, does this mean you're finally getting that little brother you've always wanted?
fuckin snap.
Yeah that would be a Rift's World Book from Palladium called Vampire Kingdom. Once our GM got a hold of that the game went down hill. Damned ridiculous that we would go around with frickin super soakers smoking vampires. The day our munchkin goes "Taste the bitter water you fanghags" is the day I threw my dice away.
The whole idea was that water coming out of a supersoaker was "running water" and that hurts them FOR MEGADAMAGE.
Plus the whole, aliens were behind vampires plot was shit.
So basicly... as long as you can still pee or spit? - you can kill a vampire.
Someone should alert Blade. He's been doing it the hard way for years!
"This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
Whew.
Man. Buddy.
You got somethin goin on.
Mild autism, is my guess.
and with that i am off to bed land
I like how you left the beard on.
No, he's right.
You make terrible posts pretty consistently.
The running water trick is also useful if you're escaping from headless horsemen.
Took me a minute to work out the math on that one, but That definitely qualifies as snap material.
Did you see the animated movie Marvel came out with last year?
If someone you know dies and they lived and evil life and you think they might come back as a ghoul or vampire then you can avoid a scene by simply burying them upside down. They are apparently so stupid that they will dig downwards instead of upwards and only succeed in burying themselves further.
I had a big book of monsters when I was a lad. It had everything from sphinxes, imps and harpies to werewolves, mummies and even godzilla and king kong. It didn't tell you how to defeat them, mostly just basic info on them. There was this one cool monster whose name I forget that would hold up candles or fireballs in it's hands to trick lost travelers into thinking that there was a cabin nearby (the fire would look like lighted windows from a distance) and get them more lost.
The book also made mention of how leprechauns are evil, mischievous creatures.