I would watch some of Callius's porn. I turned him down once but I've since dumped the girlfriend who would have objected to me possessing it on my hard drive.
I would watch some of Callius's porn. I turned him down once but I've since dumped the girlfriend who would have objected to me possessing it on my hard drive.
Kantankeris, this is neither the time nor the place.
Marilyn Monroe with a shaft full of hot dick in her mouth. Kay?
I'm going to be in New York this coming Saturday. Maybe that's the day that the Marylin sex reel might go missing. I'm not sayin' I'll have anything to do with it. People just lose things sometimes, if ya git my drift.
This reminds me of that scene in The Salton Sea when they plan a heist to steal Bob Hope's poo.
I would watch some of Callius's porn. I turned him down once but I've since dumped the girlfriend who would have objected to me possessing it on my hard drive.
Kantankeris, this is neither the time nor the place.
Marilyn Monroe with a shaft full of hot dick in her mouth. Kay?
ROGER
Sorry sir
Won't happen again sir
Perhaps as a bonus once we have secured our objective sir?
Khoo doesn't need to steal anything. He'll just rationally explain why the porn should be his and they'll just hand it over.
Well, as long as we can convince him that it should belong to the public domain and somehow have him get royalties for it...
Hey, everyone, PM Khoo so he can get the porn!
He's a businessman, he's not going to share it once he has it. He's going to get the world's most luxurious personal jerkathon going and Penny-Arcade will collapse in the four-month absence.
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Eyes on the prize, people. Eyes on the prize.
Oh God, I hate her so much. I want to help, too! Also, Shania Twain needs to die. Let's kill her, too.
lame/predictable
think outside the box for once
make a new number 1 elvis record instead
I made a thread. http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=55030
Marilyn Monroe with a shaft full of hot dick in her mouth. Kay?
Right. RIGHT!
What we need is a plan....
Drez this is the funniest post you have ever made
:^: to you
whisper whisper whisper...
I just wanted to be the one with the plan for once.
This reminds me of that scene in The Salton Sea when they plan a heist to steal Bob Hope's poo.
ROGER
Sorry sir
Won't happen again sir
Perhaps as a bonus once we have secured our objective sir?
While I haven't seen enough posts to really agree
goddamn, my drink is everywhere.
Isn't Robert Khoo going to New York? HE'S GOING TO STEAL THE PORN!
you never include me in anything
you know I've always dreamed of being a fluffer!
No, this is bad! Khoo is evil and won't share!
Convince him there's a profit in it.
stay on target"
We can do it. We have the technology.
Who? The film's owner or Khoo? Because Khoo promised to buy me dessert and I don't shit where I eat.
Who wouldn't pay to see Monroe chow down on some Irish Cornbeef?
Film's owner. NOT KHOO
A man's got to really and truly care about something.
Well, as long as we can convince him that it should belong to the public domain and somehow have him get royalties for it...
Hey, everyone, PM Khoo so he can get the porn!
thank you, CK
But being raped by Kevin Bacon is quite the cost to pay.
Critical Failures - Havenhold Campaign • August St. Cloud (Human Ranger)
oh man k
i just accidentally opened your bands myspace and
i like
Yeah dude
does not compute
He's a businessman, he's not going to share it once he has it. He's going to get the world's most luxurious personal jerkathon going and Penny-Arcade will collapse in the four-month absence.