This insult is compounded by the fact that our real estate agency is too incompetent to sort out a payment solution that doesn't involve someone paying it Face to Face on Saturday mornings.
Do what I do: give them a check for like six months' rent now so you don't have to deal with it.
I think I beat everyone in this regard.
I realized that I sucked at relationships before I ever got into a relationship.
Really protects the sanity of everyone involved.
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
The former I can see, the latter I find quite interesting, particularly given I will likely never be in a position to legally own a firearm.
The former. I didn't even know the latter was on the front page again. :P
Feel free to read the last few pages for a grand ol' time, it's a magical place where knives are deadlier than guns and I'm a dipshit who needs to shut up!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I usually don't read threads past page three or so. Saves a lot of headache.
It's just one of those things that happens with D&D when things get heated. Inconsequential minutia becomes more important than the actual point you're trying to make and everyone's mother is a whore.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Statistically, living where I am, I think it's about 25 times more likely I'll be murdered with a knife than with a gun.
EDIT: this has no real bearing on anything, I just sometimes find it interesting that where I live holds the unenviable distinction of "Place in Western Europe where you are most likely to be murdered".
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
This insult is compounded by the fact that our real estate agency is too incompetent to sort out a payment solution that doesn't involve someone paying it Face to Face on Saturday mornings.
Do what I do: give them a check for like six months' rent now so you don't have to deal with it.
You ever get the feeling certain people aren't responding to a post so much as the amalgam in their mind of a dozen posts from threads long past that are at best tangentially related to it?
This insult is compounded by the fact that our real estate agency is too incompetent to sort out a payment solution that doesn't involve someone paying it Face to Face on Saturday mornings.
Do what I do: give them a check for like six months' rent now so you don't have to deal with it.
I'll not give them the satisfaction.
NOR THE INTREST.
I COULD DO WONDERFUL THINGS WITH THAT $294.00 AU
Then do what I do: give them rent checks for upcoming months, post-dating each check for the date that month's rent is due.
You ever get the feeling certain people aren't responding to a post so much as the amalgam in their mind of a dozen posts from threads long past that are at best tangentially related to it?
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
This insult is compounded by the fact that our real estate agency is too incompetent to sort out a payment solution that doesn't involve someone paying it Face to Face on Saturday mornings.
Do what I do: give them a check for like six months' rent now so you don't have to deal with it.
I'll not give them the satisfaction.
NOR THE INTREST.
I COULD DO WONDERFUL THINGS WITH THAT $294.00 AU
Then do what I do: give them rent checks for upcoming months, post-dating each check for the date that month's rent is due.
This not a bad idea.
Except that they : Lost 3 sets of keys for my place, "forget"/lose work requests et al and for a period of about 5 months had misplaced our rental agreement.
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
Statistically, living where I am, I think it's about 25 times more likely I'll be murdered with a knife than with a gun.
Oh no we're not doing this in here too :P
See previous edit. It's a funny thing, danger. It doesn't feel especially dangerous to wander the streets here at night.
Sometimes I wonder if we should just let the Yakuza take over homeland security.
The reason gun violence in Japan is so low is because Japanese organized crime syndicates are infinitely more effective at policing their turf than the actual police.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
This insult is compounded by the fact that our real estate agency is too incompetent to sort out a payment solution that doesn't involve someone paying it Face to Face on Saturday mornings.
Do what I do: give them a check for like six months' rent now so you don't have to deal with it.
I'll not give them the satisfaction.
NOR THE INTREST.
I COULD DO WONDERFUL THINGS WITH THAT $294.00 AU
Then do what I do: give them rent checks for upcoming months, post-dating each check for the date that month's rent is due.
This not a bad idea.
Except that they : Lost 3 sets of keys for my place, "forget"/lose work requests et al and for a period of about 5 months had misplaced our rental agreement.
Also I remember reading that post-dating a check is merely a convenience. Its perfectly legal for them to cash em all right away.
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
Statistically, living where I am, I think it's about 25 times more likely I'll be murdered with a knife than with a gun.
Oh no we're not doing this in here too :P
See previous edit. It's a funny thing, danger. It doesn't feel especially dangerous to wander the streets here at night.
Sometimes I wonder if we should just let the Yakuza take over homeland security.
The reason gun violence in Japan is so low is because Japanese organized crime syndicates are infinitely more effective at policing their turf than the actual police.
Japan also has the highest incidence of "umbrella rage" in the world. Not so great afterall, huh?
Except that they : Lost 3 sets of keys for my place, "forget"/lose work requests et al and for a period of about 5 months had misplaced our rental agreement.
This sounds like my friends rental agency. Their boiler recently packed up. Fortunately, the landlord has a maintenance agreement with emergency callout. The first question they ask is "When was the boiler last serviced? It's a condition of the agreement that the boiler is serviced every 12 months."
They don't know, so they call the agency:
"When was the boiler last serviced?"
"1996."
Statistically, living where I am, I think it's about 25 times more likely I'll be murdered with a knife than with a gun.
EDIT: this has no real bearing on anything, I just sometimes find it interesting that where I live holds the unenviable distinction of "Place in Western Europe where you are most likely to be murdered".
I'm more likely to be hit by a drunk-driver or tazed to death by the local PD than to be murdered with a gun, living where I live.
Statistically, living where I am, I think it's about 25 times more likely I'll be murdered with a knife than with a gun.
Oh no we're not doing this in here too :P
See previous edit. It's a funny thing, danger. It doesn't feel especially dangerous to wander the streets here at night.
Sometimes I wonder if we should just let the Yakuza take over homeland security.
The reason gun violence in Japan is so low is because Japanese organized crime syndicates are infinitely more effective at policing their turf than the actual police.
Japan also has the highest incidence of "umbrella rage" in the world. Not so great afterall, huh?
I did get run over a couple of times by old ladies gunning for a seat on the train. I think one of them considered trying to shank me.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
Except that they : Lost 3 sets of keys for my place, "forget"/lose work requests et al and for a period of about 5 months had misplaced our rental agreement.
This sounds like my friends rental agency. Their boiler recently packed up. Fortunately, the landlord has a maintenance agreement with emergency callout. The first question they ask is "When was the boiler last serviced? It's a condition of the agreement that the boiler is serviced every 12 months."
They don't know, so they call the agency:
"When was the boiler last serviced?"
"1996."
I know that it's par for the course that real estate agencies are festering sinkholes of utter incompetence, but mine exceeds all expectations in that regard.
I'm happy to know that your friend has an equally sucky realtor, because misery loves company.
Statistically, living where I am, I think it's about 25 times more likely I'll be murdered with a knife than with a gun.
Oh no we're not doing this in here too :P
See previous edit. It's a funny thing, danger. It doesn't feel especially dangerous to wander the streets here at night.
Sometimes I wonder if we should just let the Yakuza take over homeland security.
The reason gun violence in Japan is so low is because Japanese organized crime syndicates are infinitely more effective at policing their turf than the actual police.
Japan also has the highest incidence of "umbrella rage" in the world. Not so great afterall, huh?
I'm just checking, but you are aware that I don't live in Japan, yes? We don't have Yakuza here, although there are a few ethnic gangs (Sikhs, Triads, Romanians, Poles).
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
This insult is compounded by the fact that our real estate agency is too incompetent to sort out a payment solution that doesn't involve someone paying it Face to Face on Saturday mornings.
Do what I do: give them a check for like six months' rent now so you don't have to deal with it.
I'll not give them the satisfaction.
NOR THE INTREST.
I COULD DO WONDERFUL THINGS WITH THAT $294.00 AU
Then do what I do: give them rent checks for upcoming months, post-dating each check for the date that month's rent is due.
This not a bad idea.
Except that they : Lost 3 sets of keys for my place, "forget"/lose work requests et al and for a period of about 5 months had misplaced our rental agreement.
And, some bank tellers don't check dates on cheques as closely as they should...
Except that they : Lost 3 sets of keys for my place, "forget"/lose work requests et al and for a period of about 5 months had misplaced our rental agreement.
This sounds like my friends rental agency. Their boiler recently packed up. Fortunately, the landlord has a maintenance agreement with emergency callout. The first question they ask is "When was the boiler last serviced? It's a condition of the agreement that the boiler is serviced every 12 months."
They don't know, so they call the agency:
"When was the boiler last serviced?"
"1996."
I know that it's par for the course that real estate agencies are festering sinkholes of utter incompetence, but mine exceeds all expectations in that regard.
I'm happy to know that your friend has an equally sucky realtor, because misery loves company.
They also don't have any power going to the lighting circuit, so are currently finding their way around at night with candles.
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I keep reading "The Open Sores Boob Project" and thinking "SLUTS THE LOT OF THEM".
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Do what I do: give them a check for like six months' rent now so you don't have to deal with it.
With this realization, I can move on.
I'm glad that the videos of me doing this will never see the light of day.
I think I beat everyone in this regard.
I realized that I sucked at relationships before I ever got into a relationship.
Really protects the sanity of everyone involved.
But I think we're better now.
Is this pre concentration camp Anne or after she enters the concentration camp?
I usually don't read threads past page three or so. Saves a lot of headache.
"Gun Nuts" or "Let's talk about guns"?
The former I can see, the latter I find quite interesting, particularly given I will likely never be in a position to legally own a firearm.
The former. I didn't even know the latter was on the front page again. :P
Feel free to read the last few pages for a grand ol' time, it's a magical place where knives are deadlier than guns and I'm a dipshit who needs to shut up!
It's just one of those things that happens with D&D when things get heated. Inconsequential minutia becomes more important than the actual point you're trying to make and everyone's mother is a whore.
Lizzie Borden took an axe
Gave her mother forty whacks
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one!
EDIT: this has no real bearing on anything, I just sometimes find it interesting that where I live holds the unenviable distinction of "Place in Western Europe where you are most likely to be murdered".
It's not like it would be a difficult question to answer.
Nerds, to M.U.G.E.N!
Oh no we're not doing this in here too :P
I'll not give them the satisfaction.
NOR THE INTREST.
I COULD DO WONDERFUL THINGS WITH THAT $294.00 AU
See previous edit. It's a funny thing, danger. It doesn't feel especially dangerous to wander the streets here at night.
Fuck you, Anne Boleyn was too a whore.
This not a bad idea.
Except that they : Lost 3 sets of keys for my place, "forget"/lose work requests et al and for a period of about 5 months had misplaced our rental agreement.
Sometimes I wonder if we should just let the Yakuza take over homeland security.
The reason gun violence in Japan is so low is because Japanese organized crime syndicates are infinitely more effective at policing their turf than the actual police.
Also I remember reading that post-dating a check is merely a convenience. Its perfectly legal for them to cash em all right away.
Japan also has the highest incidence of "umbrella rage" in the world. Not so great afterall, huh?
This sounds like my friends rental agency. Their boiler recently packed up. Fortunately, the landlord has a maintenance agreement with emergency callout. The first question they ask is "When was the boiler last serviced? It's a condition of the agreement that the boiler is serviced every 12 months."
They don't know, so they call the agency:
"When was the boiler last serviced?"
"1996."
I'm more likely to be hit by a drunk-driver or tazed to death by the local PD than to be murdered with a gun, living where I live.
I did get run over a couple of times by old ladies gunning for a seat on the train. I think one of them considered trying to shank me.
I know that it's par for the course that real estate agencies are festering sinkholes of utter incompetence, but mine exceeds all expectations in that regard.
I'm happy to know that your friend has an equally sucky realtor, because misery loves company.
I'm just checking, but you are aware that I don't live in Japan, yes? We don't have Yakuza here, although there are a few ethnic gangs (Sikhs, Triads, Romanians, Poles).
I live in Maine, so for me it's either "hunting accident" or "freeze to death on the two-holer."
And, some bank tellers don't check dates on cheques as closely as they should...
That honestly sounds much more horrible than any other alternatives so far.
They also don't have any power going to the lighting circuit, so are currently finding their way around at night with candles.
Wait, not that last part.