When I crewed on a 155mm howitzer we used to go out to Yakima and airburst white phosphorus rounds.
I imagine that would look pretty cool. I am thinking of shooting my rifle wildly in the air in celebration of the 4th. I have a whole magazine of tracers so it should look pretty neat.
Get as many tracers as you can
and have your SAW gunner shoot 'em off
after about 200-250 the barrel will get damaged if you are shooting straight tracers.
Freedom is greater than the price of a SAW barrel
Do it
When I was in Korea we got all of the guys with M203s together and fired off 300 assorted parachute flares and green & white star clusters.
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I kinda want to try and make a roman candle gatling gun
When I crewed on a 155mm howitzer we used to go out to Yakima and airburst white phosphorus rounds.
I imagine that would look pretty cool. I am thinking of shooting my rifle wildly in the air in celebration of the 4th. I have a whole magazine of tracers so it should look pretty neat.
Get as many tracers as you can
and have your SAW gunner shoot 'em off
after about 200-250 the barrel will get damaged if you are shooting straight tracers.
Freedom is greater than the price of a SAW barrel
Do it
When I was in Korea we got all of the guys with M203s together and fired off 300 assorted parachute flares and green & white star clusters.
that is so awesome
also today I learned that Weaver was in the military
I was about to ask why you you know so many crazy/dumb fuckers
Then I remembered that you lit your penis on fire.
Sheri, admit it, you would end up doing the same thing eventually if you had a penis.
Kind of like if we had vaginas we would just go around sticking random shit up there
like a coin purse
Exactly!
Oh man I would put all sorts of shit in my vagina.
Like an extra bottle of water in case I got thirsty.
Or cheat-sheets for if I had a test in school.
What are you doing are you cheating?
no professor I was just masturbating
oh carry on then
no, that's when you say that you are having "Lady issues"
no teacher will say a damn thing against that. i used to know girls that would say that if they were getting pissed at the teacher. only once did a guy teacher say no to my friend and she yelled at him "I'M ABOUT TO BLEED EVERYWHERE"
I was about to ask why you you know so many crazy/dumb fuckers
Then I remembered that you lit your penis on fire.
Sheri, admit it, you would end up doing the same thing eventually if you had a penis.
Kind of like if we had vaginas we would just go around sticking random shit up there
like a coin purse
Exactly!
Oh man I would put all sorts of shit in my vagina.
Like an extra bottle of water in case I got thirsty.
Or cheat-sheets for if I had a test in school.
What are you doing are you cheating?
no professor I was just masturbating
oh carry on then
no, that's when you say that you are having "Lady issues"
no teacher will say a damn thing against that. i used to know girls that would say that if they were getting pissed at the teacher. only once did a guy teacher say no to my friend and she yelled at him "I'M ABOUT TO BLEED EVERYWHERE"
he let her leave
I don't know many chicks who would block the flow with their hands while fumbling around in there trying to read notes
One time my friends and I were sitting around and we decided to tape a bunch of bottle rockets together and light them off.
They didn't all go off at the same time, so we were kind of disappointed since the megarocket got stuck on the roof. But then one of the rockets went off, but didn't give enough force for it to go flying off, instead it just kind of turned the whole mass around.
Pointing right back towards us.
It pretty much came flying right towards my head a few seconds later
When I crewed on a 155mm howitzer we used to go out to Yakima and airburst white phosphorus rounds.
I imagine that would look pretty cool. I am thinking of shooting my rifle wildly in the air in celebration of the 4th. I have a whole magazine of tracers so it should look pretty neat.
Get as many tracers as you can
and have your SAW gunner shoot 'em off
after about 200-250 the barrel will get damaged if you are shooting straight tracers.
Freedom is greater than the price of a SAW barrel
Do it
When I was in Korea we got all of the guys with M203s together and fired off 300 assorted parachute flares and green & white star clusters.
that is so awesome
also today I learned that Weaver was in the military
Weaver did you know that
did you know that you were in the military
SE++ has a surprisingly large amount of prior military and current military peoples.
My friend had started playing Civ or something and was in love with the grenadier unit. So he put on this silly hat and chased everyone around with those stickless bottlerockets and was throwing them at people.
I was about to ask why you you know so many crazy/dumb fuckers
Then I remembered that you lit your penis on fire.
Sheri, admit it, you would end up doing the same thing eventually if you had a penis.
Kind of like if we had vaginas we would just go around sticking random shit up there
like a coin purse
Exactly!
Oh man I would put all sorts of shit in my vagina.
Like an extra bottle of water in case I got thirsty.
Or cheat-sheets for if I had a test in school.
What are you doing are you cheating?
no professor I was just masturbating
oh carry on then
no, that's when you say that you are having "Lady issues"
no teacher will say a damn thing against that. i used to know girls that would say that if they were getting pissed at the teacher. only once did a guy teacher say no to my friend and she yelled at him "I'M ABOUT TO BLEED EVERYWHERE"
he let her leave
I don't know many chicks who would block the flow with their hands while fumbling around in there trying to read notes
exactly. you don't know and i really doubt that if you were a teacher, you would ask. at least i hope you wouldn't
When I crewed on a 155mm howitzer we used to go out to Yakima and airburst white phosphorus rounds.
I imagine that would look pretty cool. I am thinking of shooting my rifle wildly in the air in celebration of the 4th. I have a whole magazine of tracers so it should look pretty neat.
Get as many tracers as you can
and have your SAW gunner shoot 'em off
after about 200-250 the barrel will get damaged if you are shooting straight tracers.
Freedom is greater than the price of a SAW barrel
Do it
When I was in Korea we got all of the guys with M203s together and fired off 300 assorted parachute flares and green & white star clusters.
that is so awesome
also today I learned that Weaver was in the military
Weaver did you know that
did you know that you were in the military
SE++ has a surprisingly large amount of prior military and current military peoples.
Fuck yeah. Our flight ops girls used to have chem light raves, and our door gunners used to drop fully inflated soccer balls from 150ft. Never hit any kids, but grazed a few donkeys.
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A few years ago I was at a friend's house on the fourth, there were a ton of people there. So anyway I twisted my ankle doing something stupid so I was sitting down, trying to be responsible with it and all of that. All the adults there were pretty wasted, and one of them lit off one of those big fireworks that shoots like, mortars and shit into the sky. Everything's going fucking awesome, laughing at drunk people, watching explosions.
And then we start hearing things hitting the carport and the tops of cars. A few people think it's just acorns, but oh shit there's one thing wrong with that theory. There aren't any fucking trees around
Turns out the mortars that shot into the sky not ten minutes earlier started making their way back towards earth. I'm laughing pretty hard at everyone running and taking cover, then one of them slams into my friend's head. He's sitting right next to me, and I'm like fuck that was too close
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I was about to ask why you you know so many crazy/dumb fuckers
Then I remembered that you lit your penis on fire.
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Sheri, admit it, you would end up doing the same thing eventually if you had a penis.
Kind of like if we had vaginas we would just go around sticking random shit up there
like a coin purse
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i'm trying to challenge Rank to a bottle rocket duel
Exactly!
Oh man I would put all sorts of shit in my vagina.
Like an extra bottle of water in case I got thirsty.
Or cheat-sheets for if I had a test in school.
What are you doing are you cheating?
no professor I was just masturbating
oh carry on then
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An ex of mine kept a running joke going that she referred to her hoohah as Purse #2.
When I was in Korea we got all of the guys with M203s together and fired off 300 assorted parachute flares and green & white star clusters.
that is so awesome
also today I learned that Weaver was in the military
Weaver did you know that
did you know that you were in the military
no, that's when you say that you are having "Lady issues"
no teacher will say a damn thing against that. i used to know girls that would say that if they were getting pissed at the teacher. only once did a guy teacher say no to my friend and she yelled at him "I'M ABOUT TO BLEED EVERYWHERE"
he let her leave
I don't know many chicks who would block the flow with their hands while fumbling around in there trying to read notes
They didn't all go off at the same time, so we were kind of disappointed since the megarocket got stuck on the roof. But then one of the rockets went off, but didn't give enough force for it to go flying off, instead it just kind of turned the whole mass around.
Pointing right back towards us.
It pretty much came flying right towards my head a few seconds later
I mean, sure, it ain't like that's something I wouldn't do
but he beat me to it, is all
You did explode a blender though
with a sheet of saran wrap as a blast shield
I did that once and one blew up right next to my buddy's ear
whoops
only downside other than the whole oh sorry about your hearing thing is the nickname for stickless bottlerockets
rednecks around here call em n****rchasers
SE++ has a surprisingly large amount of prior military and current military peoples.
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worked like a charm, too, except for the whole awww man I gotta ignite it manually thing
heh whoops
It was pretty awesome looking back on it
I knew I got something all mixed up
Rank why haven't you lit your dick on fire yet
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exactly. you don't know and i really doubt that if you were a teacher, you would ask. at least i hope you wouldn't
This is the best innuendo for having sex with a redhead
doesn't have the right plasmids
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he's a bitch
No that's pretty dumb.
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Have YOU lit your dick on fire?
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excuse me, i have to head over to the library
bonk beat me to it, now I gotta find something else to one up him
like a dickbutt tattoo, perhaps
No way you can totally one-up him
He only lit the tip on fire
You could, like, dunk your dick in gasoline and light the whole damn thing.
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shit, I burned down a goddamn barn when I was like seven
what the fuck have you done to make you mister internet toughguy all of a sudden
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"sorry honey, maybe you can, like, hump around the blisters or something"
Fuck yeah. Our flight ops girls used to have chem light raves, and our door gunners used to drop fully inflated soccer balls from 150ft. Never hit any kids, but grazed a few donkeys.
A few years ago I was at a friend's house on the fourth, there were a ton of people there. So anyway I twisted my ankle doing something stupid so I was sitting down, trying to be responsible with it and all of that. All the adults there were pretty wasted, and one of them lit off one of those big fireworks that shoots like, mortars and shit into the sky. Everything's going fucking awesome, laughing at drunk people, watching explosions.
And then we start hearing things hitting the carport and the tops of cars. A few people think it's just acorns, but oh shit there's one thing wrong with that theory. There aren't any fucking trees around
Turns out the mortars that shot into the sky not ten minutes earlier started making their way back towards earth. I'm laughing pretty hard at everyone running and taking cover, then one of them slams into my friend's head. He's sitting right next to me, and I'm like fuck that was too close