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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    My camwhore sense is tingling, what's goimg on?

    Sami on
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    jeepguy wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    I'm delegating the rest of organizing the stuff in my apartment to rad.

    The funny part is that you think you have the rank to delegate stuff to the girl.
    Rank nothing. I will just make the place shitty enough that she'll be driven to organize it.

    Well then that would be the motivating style of leadership and not the delegating style.

    Regina Fong on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    jeepguy wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    I'm delegating the rest of organizing the stuff in my apartment to rad.

    The funny part is that you think you have the rank to delegate stuff to the girl.
    Rank nothing. I will just make the place shitty enough that she'll be driven to organize it.

    :^:

    Remember to demonstrate that you are trying but that, as a male, you are fundamentally incompetent and need a woman's touch

    Senjutsu on
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    jeepguy wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Fuckin' A, long weekend next weekend

    Is this weekend a holiday?

    This coming weekend is the Canadian festival of the holy tradition of August Long.

    I am unfamiliar with your strange northern ways, but have fun with your long weekend.

    Regina Fong on
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    jeepguy wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    I'm delegating the rest of organizing the stuff in my apartment to rad.

    The funny part is that you think you have the rank to delegate stuff to the girl.
    Rank nothing. I will just make the place shitty enough that she'll be driven to organize it.

    :^:

    Remember to demonstrate that you are trying but that, as a male, you are fundamentally incompetent and need a woman's touch


    Rad does read these forums.

    Regina Fong on
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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Dream girl just called me from Durham crying because her dad yelled at her when the hotel didn't accept their voucher

    I'm not really sure what to make of this

    I'm assuming the fact that she expected comfort from me is a good thing

    Church on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    And then it will be almost time for PAX

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Unpacking will be easy since because I work for them the cable company won't hook up my service at my new residence for two or so weeks. So no cable or internet will give me plenty of free time.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Unpacking will be easy since because I work for them the cable company won't hook up my service at my new residence for two or so weeks. So no cable or internet will give me plenty of free time.

    Uhm, please tell me that the cable company treating you like that is because you get free cable. Otherwise, fuck that shit.

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    The shower head I have is a half inch pipe. The extender I have is a half inch nipple.

    WHY THE HELL WON'T THE LITTLE WALL GUARD THING FIT?

    They're the same god damn size.

    Sheep on
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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    She better not think of me as her brother or some shit like that

    She's made out with me

    I'm pretty sure there's some kind of rule that you can't start thinking of someone as your brother if you've made out with them

    Church on
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    jeepguy wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    jeepguy wrote: »
    Weeeee, I have the day off but am tired as fuck. Now to unpack some more and put together more furniture. :(

    Welcome to the club. Except its Florida so it started pouring and we had to stop moving. So we only have about half of our stuff there until next Thursday or Sunday when I'm off again.


    I guess moving your shit is the "hard" part, but damnit if unpacking isn't the worst part.

    I don't mind unpacking. I just pack in an organized manner, and unpack as I need stuff. Anything still in a box when it's time to move again gets sold/donated.

    I move into a new apartment on Tuesday, and my better half is already indicating that she's averse to heavy lifting :|

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Church wrote: »
    She better not think of me as her brother or some shit like that

    She's made out with me

    I'm pretty sure there's some kind of rule that you can't start thinking of someone as your brother if you've made out with them
    Women care not for your "rules."

    Bama on
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Dream girl just called me from Durham crying because her dad yelled at her when the hotel didn't accept their voucher

    I'm not really sure what to make of this

    I'm assuming the fact that she expected comfort from me is a good thing

    She obviously wants you to kill her father. Go now, before she carries his spawn instead of yours.

    TL DR on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Remember to demonstrate that you are trying but that, as a male, you are fundamentally incompetent and need a woman's touch
    This is a legitimate problem with the bathroom.

    Fucker's plenty clean.

    Quid on
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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    She better not think of me as her brother or some shit like that

    She's made out with me

    I'm pretty sure there's some kind of rule that you can't start thinking of someone as your brother if you've made out with them
    Women care not for your "rules."

    If she decides this is going to be a brother/sister relationship I'm fine with that

    But I'm going to point out to her at every possible fucking turn that she snogged her "brother"

    Church on
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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Dream girl just called me from Durham crying because her dad yelled at her when the hotel didn't accept their voucher

    I'm not really sure what to make of this

    I'm assuming the fact that she expected comfort from me is a good thing

    She obviously wants you to kill her father. Go now, before she carries his spawn instead of yours.

    Actually she more or less said this

    The first part, that is

    Except I am not driving to fucking North Carolina and the fucker's dying of cancer anyway

    Church on
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I just awoke as if from a trance, having read through four horrific pages of the trans-fat thread, standing on a chair with a rope around my neck, filthy with sweat and urine.

    TL DR on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    She better not think of me as her brother or some shit like that

    She's made out with me

    I'm pretty sure there's some kind of rule that you can't start thinking of someone as your brother if you've made out with them
    Women care not for your "rules."

    If she decides this is going to be a brother/sister relationship I'm fine with that

    But I'm going to point out to her at every possible fucking turn that she snogged her "brother"
    Hey, Princess Leia snogged her brother, and she did alright for herself.
    I feel dirty for using that example.

    Bama on
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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    That was like a peck

    And just to piss off Han

    This was, like, actual snogging

    heavy petting snogging

    almost did it snogging

    Church on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I just awoke as if from a trance, having read through four horrific pages of the trans-fat thread, standing on a chair with a rope around my neck, filthy with sweat and urine.
    You should probably go ahead and hang yourself before the government takes away that freedom too.

    Bama on
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Dream girl just called me from Durham crying because her dad yelled at her when the hotel didn't accept their voucher

    I'm not really sure what to make of this

    I'm assuming the fact that she expected comfort from me is a good thing

    She obviously wants you to kill her father. Go now, before she carries his spawn instead of yours.

    Actually she more or less said this

    The first part, that is

    Except I am not driving to fucking North Carolina and the fucker's dying of cancer anyway

    She told you directly? It is a trap. The elder one senses your threat, and lies in ambush. Best to send your clone, rectum stuffed neatly with explosives.

    TL DR on
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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    jeepguy wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Unpacking will be easy since because I work for them the cable company won't hook up my service at my new residence for two or so weeks. So no cable or internet will give me plenty of free time.

    Uhm, please tell me that the cable company treating you like that is because you get free cable. Otherwise, fuck that shit.

    free premier cable, internet, extremely discounted home phone if i wanted it and free installation.

    DeShadowC on
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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    A solid plan.

    Church on
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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I swear to god though if she says she thinks of me as a brother

    I will be like I WAS THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO STICKING IT IN YOU

    It's cool though because it didn't feel like brotherly consoling when I consoled her

    just sayin'

    Church on
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Church wrote: »
    A solidox colon wired to proximity fuse plan.

    TL DR on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Church wrote: »
    I swear to god though if she says she thinks of me as a brother

    I will be like I WAS THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO STICKING IT IN YOU

    It's cool though because it didn't feel like brotherly consoling when I consoled her

    just sayin'
    You're more than a little neurotic, aren't you?

    Bama on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Church wrote: »
    A solidox colon wired to proximity fuse plan.
    This would do more to combat sodomy than any misguided law every dreamed.

    Bama on
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    I swear to god though if she says she thinks of me as a brother

    I will be like I WAS THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO STICKING IT IN YOU

    It's cool though because it didn't feel like brotherly consoling when I consoled her

    just sayin'
    You're more than a little neurotic, aren't you?
    churchjg3.jpg

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    I just wanna know what the fuck "snogging" is.

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Church wrote: »
    I swear to god though if she says she thinks of me as a brother

    I will be like I WAS THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO STICKING IT IN YOU

    It's cool though because it didn't feel like brotherly consoling when I consoled her

    just sayin'

    Did you tell her you two should have sex on her father's corpse? Because otherwise it came off brotherly.

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I just wanna know what the fuck "snogging" is.

    Its what they used to describe making out in Harry Potter.

    DeShadowC on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Abigail Washburn is where it's at.

    Quid on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I think of my brother as a brother

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I just wanna know what the fuck "snogging" is.

    Kissing with tongue.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    I just wanna know what the fuck "snogging" is.

    Its what they used to describe making out in Harry Potter.

    Haha really? Those stupid fucking books.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    I swear to god though if she says she thinks of me as a brother

    I will be like I WAS THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO STICKING IT IN YOU

    It's cool though because it didn't feel like brotherly consoling when I consoled her

    just sayin'
    You're more than a little neurotic, aren't you?

    Da.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    I just wanna know what the fuck "snogging" is.

    Its what they used to describe making out in Harry Potter.

    Haha really? Those stupid fucking books.

    There is this magical place called Europe

    Where certain meanings are expressed with different words than in America

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2008
    I think I sucked a dick once.

    Or ate a banana.

    I'm hoping on banana.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2008
    Contest over:
    Mane.jpg

    Cue cut that hair hippie comments in 5...4...

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