He takes unfair advantage of my paranoia. He'll walk into the living room and say, "Playing Metal Gear, huh? Havin' fun playing that Metal Gear? How's that Metal Gear going for you? Is that Metal Gear awesome?" What the fuck did he do to my Metal Gear? Has his cock been on it?
Once, I got home from work, and he was having sex with his girlfriend with their bedroom door open. "Animals!" I shout. Mid-coital laughter ensues.
I have a rather extensive collection of nutcrackers. The christmas ones. He tells this to nearly everyone. "He has a rather extensive collection of nutcrackers," he says, and usually starts laughing uncontrollably.
So what you're saying is that you are a paranoid, nutcracker collector, who heckles people while they are busy fucking?
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Anyone who lives with others and fucks with their door wide open deserves to be heckled. He should have taken the hose to them like the animals they are.
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Anyone who lives with others and fucks with their door wide open deserves to be heckled. He should have taken the hose to them like the animals they are.
Hahahahah!
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i hope i am at least half as amusing a roommate as whippy
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That's not a bad idea, but there isn't enough material in my life to fill more than a few pages. My fiction is as autobiographical as I'm going to get for a long time.
Anyone who lives with others and fucks with their door wide open deserves to be heckled. He should have taken the hose to them like the animals they are.
Just get one of those squirt bottles.
"Bad whippy! Not on the furniture!"
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That's not a bad idea, but there isn't enough material in my life to fill more than a few pages. My fiction is as autobiographical as I'm going to get for a long time.
Then a webcomic that actually doesn't suck. I beleive in you.
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That's not a bad idea, but there isn't enough material in my life to fill more than a few pages. My fiction is as autobiographical as I'm going to get for a long time.
Then a webcomic that actually doesn't suck. I beleive in you.
I have considered this. It's a matter of finding an artist.
That's not a bad idea, but there isn't enough material in my life to fill more than a few pages. My fiction is as autobiographical as I'm going to get for a long time.
Then a webcomic that actually doesn't suck. I beleive in you.
I have considered this. It's a matter of finding an artist.
Mully and Synthetic Orange come to mind.
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This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
your avatar is so adorable it hurts me physically.
thats just your heart quitting on you fatty
i am eating bacon and eggs...
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i had a bacon egg and hashbrown sandwich for lunch
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Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
Is that the one that involves scuttling?
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
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Watch a Ron jeremy movie.
XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
I smell sitcom.
So what you're saying is that you are a paranoid, nutcracker collector, who heckles people while they are busy fucking?
XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
That's not a bad idea, but there isn't enough material in my life to fill more than a few pages. My fiction is as autobiographical as I'm going to get for a long time.
"Bad whippy! Not on the furniture!"
Then a webcomic that actually doesn't suck. I beleive in you.
I have considered this. It's a matter of finding an artist.
A surrealist experiment in hilarity.
Mully and Synthetic Orange come to mind.
It's what Whippy yells during sex. The entire time.
I am drawing some looks.