Well the thing is, I am starting to think that maybe I'm not a nice girl
cause the nice ones are all weepy and mushy and want to hold hands and cuddle
and I just wanna fucking play my video games and not be touched unless it's to have sex when I fucking feel like it so get away from me you whiny douches.
do you see what I mean?
I'm not a nice girl
how do I remedy this?
first thing I should do is stop hanging around the internet so much.
Ouch Waka, that sucks. I would feel horrible if I accidentally mentally-scarred a couple of toddlers.
To be fair though, the older gentleman probably should not have left a 5 and 7 year-old unattended just because he was having a nic-fit. At the very least he should have let you know the kids were there. That's just bad roommate etiquette, really.
Well the thing is, I am starting to think that maybe I'm not a nice girl
cause the nice ones are all weepy and mushy and want to hold hands and cuddle
and I just wanna fucking play my video games and not be touched unless it's to have sex when I fucking feel like it so get away from me you whiny douches.
do you see what I mean?
I'm not a nice girl
how do I remedy this?
first thing I should do is stop hanging around the internet so much.
maaaaaan
don't worry about being a "nice" girl
Sarah's old roommate allegedly used to bring guys home all the time for one-night stands. After sex she'd go "high five!" and proceed to high-five them. After which she'd say "Now get out of here!"
"No I'm serious, I'm gonna get some sleep. I'll lock the door behind you on your way out."
She was hilarious. She once brought this poor doe-eyed sailor boy home. He couldn't have been more than 18 or 19. For reference she's 23. She commented that he wasn't great but he made up for it with enthusiasm. Her bed was a good foot or two from the wall the next morning. She tried to keep his sailor hat by hiding it in the freezer but he found it before leaving.
Well the thing is, I am starting to think that maybe I'm not a nice girl
cause the nice ones are all weepy and mushy and want to hold hands and cuddle
and I just wanna fucking play my video games and not be touched unless it's to have sex when I fucking feel like it so get away from me you whiny douches.
do you see what I mean?
I'm not a nice girl
how do I remedy this?
first thing I should do is stop hanging around the internet so much.
I want to impregnate you and give birth to little devil children who have anger/anxiety issues and waste their life on the video games that raised me.
This girl in Japan started crying towards the end. It was really unsettling.
maybe she was just really happy
It really threw me off and I couldn't finish.
isn't that fairly common? someone else on the forums who lived or was in japan for a while said that it's not uncommon for them to say "no" while not meaning it, which tends to throw off foreigners.
My most-outrageous sex-story (that I'm willing to tell anywhere people I know might read it) is the time Sarah and I were at her parent's cabin, swimming in their pool at night. We got frisky and decided to try having sex int he pool. I had her against the wall and was kissing her when I noticed her parents come to the livingroom window. I played it off like they just caught us making out, going so far as to wave to them. Sarah, facing the other way and unaware of what was going on until I told her once the parents had walked away.
This girl in Japan started crying towards the end. It was really unsettling.
maybe she was just really happy
It really threw me off and I couldn't finish.
isn't that fairly common? someone else on the forums who lived or was in japan for a while said that it's not uncommon for them to say "no" while not meaning it, which tends to throw off foreigners.
This girl in Japan started crying towards the end. It was really unsettling.
maybe she was just really happy
It really threw me off and I couldn't finish.
isn't that fairly common? someone else on the forums who lived or was in japan for a while said that it's not uncommon for them to say "no" while not meaning it, which tends to throw off foreigners.
Oh, that was the story I told, but this was different. She cried silently and it took me a little bit to realize it.
My most-outrageous sex-story (that I'm willing to tell anywhere people I know might read it) is the time Sarah and I were at her parent's cabin, swimming in their pool at night. We got frisky and decided to try having sex int he pool. I had her against the wall and was kissing her when I noticed her parents come to the livingroom window. I played it off like they just caught us making out, going so far as to wave to them. Sarah, facing the other way and unaware of what was going on until I told her once the parents had walked away.
Yes I remember you telling us about this one once hahaha top job :^:
This girl in Japan started crying towards the end. It was really unsettling.
maybe she was just really happy
It really threw me off and I couldn't finish.
isn't that fairly common? someone else on the forums who lived or was in japan for a while said that it's not uncommon for them to say "no" while not meaning it, which tends to throw off foreigners.
Haha what
As the story goes, Japan has a pretty weird rapeculture.
My buddy was studying abroad the summer before I went to Japan and when he got back he was telling me about this girl he slept with who, sometime during sex, cried out "yamete" which means "stop it".
So he stops and asks if she's alright or if she's hurt or something, and she looks at him all confused and says "why'd you stop?"
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My most-outrageous sex-story (that I'm willing to tell anywhere people I know might read it) is the time Sarah and I were at her parent's cabin, swimming in their pool at night. We got frisky and decided to try having sex int he pool. I had her against the wall and was kissing her when I noticed her parents come to the livingroom window. I played it off like they just caught us making out, going so far as to wave to them. Sarah, facing the other way and unaware of what was going on until I told her once the parents had walked away.
Yes I remember you telling us about this one once hahaha top job :^:
"Oh, hey Ted. Nope, just parting your daughter's flappy meat-curtains with my throbbing jizz-rocket. Yup... Yup, plowing her clam-field. Yeah, tee time is at 8 tomorrow. Yeah, we'll see! You'll be in the bunker so long you might as well bring a beach towel! Aaahaha... anyway... unf unf unf."
This girl in Japan started crying towards the end. It was really unsettling.
maybe she was just really happy
It really threw me off and I couldn't finish.
isn't that fairly common? someone else on the forums who lived or was in japan for a while said that it's not uncommon for them to say "no" while not meaning it, which tends to throw off foreigners.
Haha what
As the story goes, Japan has a pretty weird rapeculture.
My buddy was studying abroad the summer before I went to Japan and when he got back he was telling me about this girl he slept with who, sometime during sex, cried out "yamete" which means "stop it".
So he stops and asks if she's alright or if she's hurt or something, and she looks at him all confused and says "why'd you stop?"
Yeah I've heard vague stories about this, but I never paid it much attention, seemed too far-fetched.
Geez what the hell. So they get off over rape fantasies basically? So how does real rape go down there?
"oh no your honour, I didn't know I was raping her, I thought it was just the sounds she usually makes"
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edited August 2008
The guy who rapes the most women in a year gets a special medal.
I was personally devistated by the 1993 banning of selling teenage girls panties in vending machines. Since that time I've amassed literally thousands of dollars worth of loose change.
My sex cannot be good or bad until I actually have some and the wave function collapses
Or rather, it is both good and bad until that time
It's like Schrodinger's Cat, but with the other kind of pussy
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don't worry about being a "nice" girl
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I'd say it is probably 50/50... Some people like the rush and others are high school kids I guess.
it's a thrill
good way to spice it up if it's getting stale
Ouch Waka, that sucks. I would feel horrible if I accidentally mentally-scarred a couple of toddlers.
To be fair though, the older gentleman probably should not have left a 5 and 7 year-old unattended just because he was having a nic-fit. At the very least he should have let you know the kids were there. That's just bad roommate etiquette, really.
hahah oh bibble you are such a card.
Sarah's old roommate allegedly used to bring guys home all the time for one-night stands. After sex she'd go "high five!" and proceed to high-five them. After which she'd say "Now get out of here!"
"No I'm serious, I'm gonna get some sleep. I'll lock the door behind you on your way out."
She was hilarious. She once brought this poor doe-eyed sailor boy home. He couldn't have been more than 18 or 19. For reference she's 23. She commented that he wasn't great but he made up for it with enthusiasm. Her bed was a good foot or two from the wall the next morning. She tried to keep his sailor hat by hiding it in the freezer but he found it before leaving.
I want to impregnate you and give birth to little devil children who have anger/anxiety issues and waste their life on the video games that raised me.
Looked better where I found it, but the messaeg is conveyed.
maybe she was just really happy
It really threw me off and I couldn't finish.
isn't that fairly common? someone else on the forums who lived or was in japan for a while said that it's not uncommon for them to say "no" while not meaning it, which tends to throw off foreigners.
Haha what
Oh, that was the story I told, but this was different. She cried silently and it took me a little bit to realize it.
Yes I remember you telling us about this one once hahaha top job :^:
As the story goes, Japan has a pretty weird rapeculture.
My buddy was studying abroad the summer before I went to Japan and when he got back he was telling me about this girl he slept with who, sometime during sex, cried out "yamete" which means "stop it".
So he stops and asks if she's alright or if she's hurt or something, and she looks at him all confused and says "why'd you stop?"
"Oh, hey Ted. Nope, just parting your daughter's flappy meat-curtains with my throbbing jizz-rocket. Yup... Yup, plowing her clam-field. Yeah, tee time is at 8 tomorrow. Yeah, we'll see! You'll be in the bunker so long you might as well bring a beach towel! Aaahaha... anyway... unf unf unf."
Yeah I've heard vague stories about this, but I never paid it much attention, seemed too far-fetched.
Geez what the hell. So they get off over rape fantasies basically? So how does real rape go down there?
"oh no your honour, I didn't know I was raping her, I thought it was just the sounds she usually makes"
i am going to become the michael phelps of rape
It's like a gift certificate to Red Lobster.
But with rape.
And no delicious Bisquick biscuits.
To make a sweeping generalisation here, Japanese are pretty dirty perverts.
if this is the incident that caused you to make this realization, you clearly have not seen what we like to call the internet.
And this would be true if I were Japanese.
No, but this has definitely helped me confirm that opinion.
Or rather, it is both good and bad until that time
It's like Schrodinger's Cat, but with the other kind of pussy
I think this makes me a born again virgin.
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nah, just lame