Call me Niall. Niallo if you're Irish and drunk (my family are always at least one of these).
I want to call you Posh Spice.
'niallo' means 'spice' in several Amazonian tongues.
True story.
So Poshniallo is Victoria Beckham?
One of her species, anyway.
"Poshniallo" has actually referred to all of her people, or at least is the closest approximation a human larynx is capable of, since they started hiding among the natives of our planet so many generations ago.
Feral on
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
The last wedding I went to was my cousins. The reception basically consisted of me and my sister trying to ignore all of the brides jesus freak friends on our table while taking full advantage of the open bar.
They're going to play my song at japan and bob's wedding.
wedding, eh
I'm going to have one of those, someday
just you wait
Somehow I picture you wedding a controversial Hollywood starlet with a notable cult following who dies young, leading you to inherit $47 million from her estate, followed by a three-year run on a highly successful but culturally toxic eponymous reality program on E! Entertainment.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
They're going to play my song at japan and bob's wedding.
wedding, eh
I'm going to have one of those, someday
just you wait
Somehow I picture you wedding a controversial Hollywood starlet with a notable cult following who dies young, leading you to inherit $47 million from her estate, followed by a three-year run on a highly successful but culturally toxic eponymous reality program on E! Entertainment.
Oboro's Millions?
Oboro and A Disadvantaged Stew of Clinically-Insane Transpeople's Millions?
just tell me when to stop, 'cause I can keep ratcheting it up
EDIT: the allusion is to Brewster's Millions, in case it isn't shining through
Oboro on
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
They're going to play my song at japan and bob's wedding.
wedding, eh
I'm going to have one of those, someday
just you wait
Somehow I picture you wedding a controversial Hollywood starlet with a notable cult following who dies young, leading you to inherit $47 million from her estate, followed by a three-year run on a highly successful but culturally toxic eponymous reality program on E! Entertainment.
Oboro's Millions?
Oboro and A Disadvantaged Stew of Clinically-Insane Transpeople's Millions?
just tell me when to stop, 'cause I can keep ratcheting it up
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
1) Appreciation for cheesy 80s music
2) Prefer to deliver cunnilingus than receive a blow job
3) Must like spicy foods
4) Don't stop on #4, this is bat country
5) And pina colada
6) And getting stuck in the rain
7) Must have a spirit animal with Johnny Cash's voice
8) The only rule in #8 is, you don't talk about #8
Feral on
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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9) Do not progress until I tell you to.
10) Who the fuck said you were done with number 9?
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
1) Appreciation for cheesy 80s music
2) Prefer to deliver cunnilingus than receive a blow job
3) Must like spicy foods
4) Don't stop on #4, this is bat country
5) And pina colada
6) And getting stuck in the rain
7) Must have a spirit animal with Johnny Cash's voice
8) The only rule in #8 is, you don't talk about #8
Man, I think you're looking good except for #7. He does, however, drink beer out of a champagne glass.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
1) Appreciation for cheesy 80s music
2) Prefer to deliver cunnilingus than receive a blow job
3) Must like spicy foods
4) Don't stop on #4, this is bat country
5) And pina colada
6) And getting stuck in the rain
7) Must have a spirit animal with Johnny Cash's voice
8) The only rule in #8 is, you don't talk about #8
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I'm going to have one of those, someday
just you wait
One of her species, anyway.
"Poshniallo" has actually referred to all of her people, or at least is the closest approximation a human larynx is capable of, since they started hiding among the natives of our planet so many generations ago.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
My cabaret celebration years from now will not be.
Unless they're betazoid.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
SNL actually really is pretty good tonight.
Just... yknow...FYI
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Are you and Quid soulmates?
Resist
PMing
insults.
I need a whining forum right this second.
Also Eddy, did you see the new Erfworld???
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VAN
DE GRAAAAAAFF!
Somehow I picture you wedding a controversial Hollywood starlet with a notable cult following who dies young, leading you to inherit $47 million from her estate, followed by a three-year run on a highly successful but culturally toxic eponymous reality program on E! Entertainment.
I had a Moment
Oboro and A Disadvantaged Stew of Clinically-Insane Transpeople's Millions?
just tell me when to stop, 'cause I can keep ratcheting it up
EDIT: the allusion is to Brewster's Millions, in case it isn't shining through
This could mean many things.
Was the experience at least... Eddyfying?
I love the Transylvitons. Vinny's probably my favorite character after Sizemore.
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No because I took away your gears.
Now you're just spinning.
PM me whatever you want, and I'll just remember to forward them back to you at some point, let you feel that warm glow of pride all over again.
I dunno. Qualities I require in a soulmate:
1) Appreciation for cheesy 80s music
2) Prefer to deliver cunnilingus than receive a blow job
3) Must like spicy foods
4) Don't stop on #4, this is bat country
5) And pina colada
6) And getting stuck in the rain
7) Must have a spirit animal with Johnny Cash's voice
8) The only rule in #8 is, you don't talk about #8
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
10) Who the fuck said you were done with number 9?
He's all yours Oboro.
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Worst Gingerbread Man ever.
Then again I have some hot cousins, so...
I lose all sexual gambits
Man, I think you're looking good except for #7. He does, however, drink beer out of a champagne glass.
One of my cousins, who I remember back when she had poopy diapers, is now a dead ringer for Megan Fox.
I don't think there is anything in the world I find more disturbing than this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNvbPzSTpPI
I love how vinny flies by just standing on air. Like it ain't no thang
okay gotta get up in three hours time for bed
everyone say goodnight to me, please
So I am going to bed.
To dream of makeouts.
Wheee, oral fixation!
Good night Eddy and Obo!
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