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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    It's healthy in moderation!

    My cousin's nutrition professor at university deviated from his syllabus to spend an entire lecture talking about why those commercials are wrong.

    The worst part, people eat that shit up.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Hehe.
    Shooting the Overseer in the back of the head after he tells me I'm not allowed back in Vault 13 is so satisfying.

    That game had such a sad ending.

    What ending(s) did you get?

    The walks into the waste ending. (for fallout 1).

    God I hate those commericals gooey, HATE THEM!

    Why, what's wrong with HFCS?

    .... ??

    ........ ???

    That's right!

    I thought so.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    It's healthy in moderation!

    My cousin's nutrition professor at university deviated from his syllabus to spend an entire lecture talking about why those commercials are wrong.

    They're not wrong, just properly worded.

    By a team of lawyers who consulted nutrition professors at universities.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    It's healthy in moderation!

    My cousin's nutrition professor at university deviated from his syllabus to spend an entire lecture talking about why those commercials are wrong.

    They're not wrong, just properly worded.

    That's lawyer speak for 'we can get away with it if we can describe it like this'. :P

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    moniker wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    It's healthy in moderation!

    My cousin's nutrition professor at university deviated from his syllabus to spend an entire lecture talking about why those commercials are wrong.

    They're not wrong, just properly worded.

    By a team of lawyers who consulted nutrition professors at universities.

    They don't necessarily lie. They just don't tell you the facts.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Im' pretty sure they're wrong, too. Like, to a definite truth-bending level.

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Passerbye wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    It's healthy in moderation!

    My cousin's nutrition professor at university deviated from his syllabus to spend an entire lecture talking about why those commercials are wrong.

    They're not wrong, just properly worded.

    That's lawyer speak for 'we can get away with it if we can describe it like this'. :P

    Well it is made from corn, and fine in moderation. That's all they really say. People just assume that means its good for you :)

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    They say that HFCS is as sweet as sugar. That's a lie.

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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    It's healthy in moderation!

    My cousin's nutrition professor at university deviated from his syllabus to spend an entire lecture talking about why those commercials are wrong.

    They're not wrong, just properly worded.

    By a team of lawyers who consulted nutrition professors at universities.

    They don't necessarily lie. They just don't tell you the facts.

    I'm of the opinion that "truth" is a rather silly rule to base manipulatory ad rules on, since most people ignore truth anyway.

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    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    They say that HFCS is as sweet as sugar. That's a lie.

    They also say its a satisfactory lubricant and will prevent pregnancy. This is also wrong.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm on a school computer wasting some time before going to catch the train, but today has gone by pretty fast. Not sure if it is a good thing or not.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    that fantastic contraptions game is a lot of fun.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Im' pretty sure they're wrong, too. Like, to a definite truth-bending level.

    Factual statements can be used to tell lies. Don't you follow politics at all?

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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Goodbye campers.

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    They say that HFCS is as sweet as sugar. That's a lie.

    They do? Its been too long since I've seen the commercials.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    They don't necessarily lie. They just don't tell you the facts.

    Lie by omission. And if they didn't think people would assume 'oh, it's good for you' based on those commercials you know they wouldn't have made them. :|

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    God I've been in a foul mood all week

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Re: Overseers, in Fallout 3
    Am I the only one that's bagged three of them?

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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    They say that HFCS is as sweet as sugar. That's a lie.

    They also say its a satisfactory lubricant and will prevent pregnancy. This is also wrong.

    You mean it won't prevent pregnancy? Oh shit...

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oh hey Joh isn't in jail anymore.

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Passerbye wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    They don't necessarily lie. They just don't tell you the facts.

    Lie by omission. And if they didn't think people would assume 'oh, it's good for you' based on those commercials you know they wouldn't have made them. :|

    Oh I agree completely, and would love for someone to ask me "What do they say" since I can answer that question.

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    God I've been in a foul mood all week

    Go find a nice girl, and pay her $20 to give you a hand job in the parking lot.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    They say that HFCS is as sweet as sugar. That's a lie.

    They also say its a satisfactory lubricant and will prevent pregnancy. This is also wrong.

    You mean it won't prevent pregnancy? Oh shit...

    No, but you'll have the sweetest lovin'.
    No, no.

    Your love. Sticky Sweet.
    Wait... your children? So sweet.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    God I've been in a foul mood all week

    I can't believe it. You're Elendil, nicest of the nice, sweetest of the sweet, smarmiest of the.. smarmy.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    They say that HFCS is as sweet as sugar. That's a lie.

    They also say its a satisfactory lubricant and will prevent pregnancy. This is also wrong.

    You mean it won't prevent pregnancy? Oh shit...

    It's as effective at preventing pregnancy as doing it in a hot tub.

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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    They don't necessarily lie. They just don't tell you the facts.

    Lie by omission. And if they didn't think people would assume 'oh, it's good for you' based on those commercials you know they wouldn't have made them. :|

    Oh I agree completely, and would love for someone to ask me "What do they say" since I can answer that question.

    "What do they say"

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    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    They say that HFCS is as sweet as sugar. That's a lie.

    They also say its a satisfactory lubricant and will prevent pregnancy. This is also wrong.

    You mean it won't prevent pregnancy? Oh shit...

    Well if you heat it up and cover your dick in it, no way a woman is going to let you shove a burning flesh missle inside of her. Unless it's irene.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    Hehe.
    Shooting the Overseer in the back of the head after he tells me I'm not allowed back in Vault 13 is so satisfying.

    That game had such a sad ending.

    What ending(s) did you get?

    I dunno, on XP it seems to glitch through the endings. I made most of the people happy. Richard Dean Anderson was happy. The punk-rock girl was happy. The Brotherhood was happy. Etc.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    They don't necessarily lie. They just don't tell you the facts.

    Lie by omission. And if they didn't think people would assume 'oh, it's good for you' based on those commercials you know they wouldn't have made them. :|

    Oh I agree completely, and would love for someone to ask me "What do they say" since I can answer that question.

    Hah, I'd rather enjoy that as well since I did a term paper on the effects of HFCS for my own nutrition class in high school.

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    They say that HFCS is as sweet as sugar. That's a lie.

    They also say its a satisfactory lubricant and will prevent pregnancy. This is also wrong.

    You mean it won't prevent pregnancy? Oh shit...

    Well if you heat it up and cover your dick in it, no way a woman is going to let you shove a burning flesh missle inside of her. Unless it's irene.

    You mean that's all I have to do to get Irene. Umm where can I buy some HFCS not already in a food?

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    God I've been in a foul mood all week

    I can't believe it. You're Elendil, nicest of the nice, sweetest of the sweet, smarmiest of the.. smarmy.

    You should see him when he can't find his favourite JRPG game to play.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    "What do they say"

    Yeah, I know you're not serious, but this article's actually pretty good.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    feeling good this friday afternoon
    i ran into julian, said we'd get together soon
    he always had my heart, he needs to know
    i'll break free of the miracle, it's time for him to go
    :whistle:

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »

    You mean that's all I have to do to get Irene. Umm where can I buy some HFCS not already in a food?

    She prefers wax, that way she can make vagina candles.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    They say that HFCS is as sweet as sugar. That's a lie.

    They also say its a satisfactory lubricant and will prevent pregnancy. This is also wrong.

    You mean it won't prevent pregnancy? Oh shit...

    Well if you heat it up and cover your dick in it, no way a woman is going to let you shove a burning flesh missle inside of her. Unless it's irene.

    You mean that's all I have to do to get Irene. Umm where can I buy some HFCS not already in a food?

    Just pour some pop into a condom. You won't be peeing fire because of any STD's!

    High Fructose Corn Syrup: none of what I just said is factually incorrect.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    God I've been in a foul mood all week

    I can't believe it. You're Elendil, nicest of the nice, sweetest of the sweet, smarmiest of the.. smarmy.

    You should see him when he can't find his favourite JRPG game to play.

    Does he start twitching? I'm told that's a common reaction to withdrawal.

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Preacher wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »

    You mean that's all I have to do to get Irene. Umm where can I buy some HFCS not already in a food?

    She prefers wax, that way she can make vagina candles.

    I can easily acquire large amounts of wax, no questions asked.

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ah corn and Rape. This is the best [chat] ever!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »

    You mean that's all I have to do to get Irene. Umm where can I buy some HFCS not already in a food?

    She prefers wax, that way she can make vagina candles.

    I can easily acquire large amounts of wax, no questions asked.

    No the joke is too easy.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    So, beat Fallout 2 last week, beat Fallout 1 minutes ago, Bloodlines next?

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