Hey, don't you hate it when you wake up in the morning and you have to pee, but you have morning wood? It's awkward trying to pee and masturbate at the same time.
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Clint EastwoodMy baby's in there someplaceShe crawled right inRegistered Userregular
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I made a thread like this once, it got locked by page 2.
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Hey, don't you hate it when you wake up in the morning and you have to pee, but you have morning wood? It's awkward trying to pee and masturbate at the same time.
Fucking bullshit conspiracy or something.
Hahaha, let's force you to make a decision in the fucking early morn
Everyone knows the best foods are shaped like vaginas: Tacos, grilled cheese sandwiches when you pull the bread apart ever slightly and the cheese is stringy, pitas, gyros
Everyone knows the best foods are shaped like vaginas: Tacos, grilled cheese sandwiches when you pull the bread apart ever slightly and the cheese is stringy, pitas, gyros
Everyone knows the best foods are shaped like vaginas: Tacos, grilled cheese sandwiches when you pull the bread apart ever slightly and the cheese is stringy, pitas, gyros
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What're we doing here
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uh
what?
I wanted some penile discussion going on in here.
Show me your penis-tits, Sheri.
They're kind of funny-looking
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Steam
The pictures are euphemisms.
For cocks.
Is it the banana?
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Hey, don't you hate it when you wake up in the morning and you have to pee, but you have morning wood? It's awkward trying to pee and masturbate at the same time.
Because you're all pokin' out of your jammies and shit.
Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
ooooooooooh now I get it
Exactly
Not a word.
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You aren't a word.
See, I just pretend to sleep and let them gaze silently at the majesty that is my dull penis.
she's not!
I am a proper noun, thank you.
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No wait, that's terrible idea. I just wanted to make a Superbad reference and I'm bad at it.
I don't remember laying down to go to sleep.
But here I am, in all my clothes.
With my dick out.
Fucking bullshit conspiracy or something.
Hahaha, let's force you to make a decision in the fucking early morn
Muahahahahahahahahaahah
I could go on and on
It's uh
It's really not that great
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Fur burger.
Furger.
Yay!
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Pineapple
I saw you posting in here and I figured I'd just embrace the inevitable
I wasn't gonna bring you up if you didn't come in on your own
That's just rude
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What about the opposite?
Priapism.
i could go for a bratwurst right now
let's see that donger
Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop