there is something horribly wrong with my butt and my insides today, so i didn't go to work
it has been so long since i didn't go to work that i forgot what people do when they don't go to work
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH ALL THIS FREE TIME TODAY (BESIDES SPEND A FEW HOURS ON THE POTTY)
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Steam - Talon Valdez :Blizz - Talonious#1860 : Xbox Live & LoL - Talonious Monk @TaloniousMonk Hail Satan
we have to make the most of this one day
i already watched like an hour and a half of mythbusters and spongebob and qvc
i'm all tv'd out
edit: nevermind
i can jerk off at work
Use rigorous testing.
now we're getting somewhere
ANY HOLE
PUT YOUR DICK IN IT
eat the body
then poop to get rid of the evidence
Testing Round 1
Yes
No
Maybe if I sat on it really hard
Satans..... hints.....
argue with defender about the relative values of jerking you off
there's a half-day of entertainment at least
Steam - Talon Valdez :Blizz - Talonious#1860 : Xbox Live & LoL - Talonious Monk @TaloniousMonk Hail Satan
Steam
I'm playing Fallout 3 and it's the tits!
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I second this endeavor