Well, like, this girl came in to buy a pipe. I'm there, trying to help her out, pick out a good one and all. At one point, some other customers ask me a question. While I'm helping them, I glance over at the girl every now and then, and she's just looking at me every time. As soon as the other customers walk away, she just blurts out with "You're really cute."
So I replied, helped her get a pipe, then offered her some help smoking out of it when I got off. She said yeah, we did the whole phone number thing, and she left.
Now she wont answer her phone.
Christ, I just want to get laid on my birthday is all.
Well, like, this girl came in to buy a pipe. I'm there, trying to help her out, pick out a good one and all. At one point, some other customers ask me a question. While I'm helping them, I glance over at the girl every now and then, and she's just looking at me every time. As soon as the other customers walk away, she just blurts out with "You're really cute."
So I replied, helped her get a pipe, then offered her some help smoking out of it when I got off. She said yeah, we did the whole phone number thing, and she left.
Now she wont answer her phone.
Christ, I just want to get laid on my birthday is all.
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hello mspaint thread
I've heard the stories
but I never thought I'd live to see it
this thread is going to be hilarious and everyone is going to have a good time
ITT Dichodamus
You should have been here by now?
somebody needs to whip the old boy into shape
maybe!
he is now in a better place
or at least a sweatier, sexier place
what are people drawing in here
i promise not to share them and rub only my penis on them
he didn't lose them, he just got sick of 'em
you are a bitch
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Rane
I have never drawn on my dick
because then you should come over and draw on my dick with this pen
I mean, hell, she literally told me "You're really cute."
will no longer do so because they are kind of acquantinces with that ex-girlfriend.
So I replied, helped her get a pipe, then offered her some help smoking out of it when I got off. She said yeah, we did the whole phone number thing, and she left.
Now she wont answer her phone.
Christ, I just want to get laid on my birthday is all.
did you get her to write her number on your dick?
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