Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
So, I've been seeing less and less of this girl that started dancing at the same time I did, in the same venues. She's cool and fun to dance with. I assumed she was busy with work or whatever, then today a friend of hers told me it's because her boyfriend was getting bitchy and jealous. Jealous over what I have no idea, but that sort of childish shit pisses me off. If I was into punching people I would give him a few in the face if I ever saw him.
Man what a cockblocker. You should ask her out quick before she disappears entirely.
I didn't even know I (or somebody else) was going after her!
Elki you are a gentleman of great justice.
Much respect.
Of course you were going after her! Isn't that what black men do with white women; steal them away from their boyfriends?
If you weren't going after her, why was the other dude jealous?
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
So, I've been seeing less and less of this girl that started dancing at the same time I did, in the same venues. She's cool and fun to dance with. I assumed she was busy with work or whatever, then today a friend of hers told me it's because her boyfriend was getting bitchy and jealous. Jealous over what I have no idea, but that sort of childish shit pisses me off. If I was into punching people I would give him a few in the face if I ever saw him.
Man what a cockblocker. You should ask her out quick before she disappears entirely.
I didn't even know I (or somebody else) was going after her!
Elki you are a gentleman of great justice.
Much respect.
Of course you were going after her! Isn't that what black men do with white women; steal them away from their boyfriends?
If you weren't going after her, why was the other dude jealous?
I knew you were Preacher's alt!
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
i am popping my new computer's cyber shitting cherry
can i just take a moment to say how much i like this computer? the aluminum case is sleek and beautiful to the touch. The black border around the screen gives it depth and a cinematic feel. The touch pad feels awesome, and has enough sensitivity to render the clicker nearly obsolete. It automatically dims slightly when the lights go out. It's light and small. When I close it it makes a quiet clicking noise, like two pieces of marble being bumped together.
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ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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Nova_CI have the needThe need for speedRegistered Userregular
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
i am popping my new computer's cyber shitting cherry
can i just take a moment to say how much i like this computer? the aluminum case is sleek and beautiful to the touch. The black border around the screen gives it depth and a cinematic feel. The touch pad feels awesome, and has enough sensitivity to render the clicker nearly obsolete. It automatically dims slightly when the lights go out. It's light and small. When I close it it makes a quiet clicking noise, like two pieces of marble being bumped together.
What kind of computer is it?
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
i am popping my new computer's cyber shitting cherry
can i just take a moment to say how much i like this computer? the aluminum case is sleek and beautiful to the touch. The black border around the screen gives it depth and a cinematic feel. The touch pad feels awesome, and has enough sensitivity to render the clicker nearly obsolete. It automatically dims slightly when the lights go out. It's light and small. When I close it it makes a quiet clicking noise, like two pieces of marble being bumped together.
i am popping my new computer's cyber shitting cherry
can i just take a moment to say how much i like this computer? the aluminum case is sleek and beautiful to the touch. The black border around the screen gives it depth and a cinematic feel. The touch pad feels awesome, and has enough sensitivity to render the clicker nearly obsolete. It automatically dims slightly when the lights go out. It's light and small. When I close it it makes a quiet clicking noise, like two pieces of marble being bumped together.
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That guy is a jerk!
I've only ever thrown one real punch in my life, and broke my hand.
Gave the floor a concussion, though. Little bitch.
You take most things I mention as a challenge. :P
In this case, I wouldn't recommend it. I get rather grouchy when I'm hungry and even more so when my food's delayed.
Face Twit Rav Gram
Sounds like Elki doesn't either.
Of course you were going after her! Isn't that what black men do with white women; steal them away from their boyfriends?
If you weren't going after her, why was the other dude jealous?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
There's always the after dinner "snack"
Everybody's a jerk. You're a jerk. I'm a jerk. That jerk's a jerk.
Cause man, I know people.
No. We're just apparently uncommon here.
It's the video games, obviously. It's rattled their brains. We're just more advanced than they are, so we aren't similarly disturbed.
Face Twit Rav Gram
By the time my peers were big enough that "pick them up and throw them" didn't work anymore, I stopped fighting.
That was really Preacherish, wasn't it.
Must be rubbing off on me.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
It's kind of hard to be intimidated by someone who's offering cats.
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What, you're a pastry chef too?
Face Twit Rav Gram
You've never had to tangle with this man's cats!
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
can i just take a moment to say how much i like this computer? the aluminum case is sleek and beautiful to the touch. The black border around the screen gives it depth and a cinematic feel. The touch pad feels awesome, and has enough sensitivity to render the clicker nearly obsolete. It automatically dims slightly when the lights go out. It's light and small. When I close it it makes a quiet clicking noise, like two pieces of marble being bumped together.
I'm not that big yet.
I can't believe they argued about the practicality of a weapon from a JRPG.
That sounds like the promo line for some grade-B horror flick.
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I have no idea. We didn't even do any blues the one time she managed to bring him over dancing.
I haven't read it, but I'm guessing the Buster Sword?
Finally shit I've been wanking on you while you sleep for years.
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Gun Sword.
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Let's just say a creamy center would be involved.
On a serious note I love baking desserts, pies, cakes, cookies, etc.
What kind of computer is it?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Are you serious?
Is this like a Nintendo Station 360? A laser sword?
Gunblade. Please.
I know you guys are going to make fun of me, but it's actually called a Gunblade. Cracked got it wrong.
That's pretty cool. I've never done much baking (pound cake, flat bread, cookies), and all of it was from recipes or a tube.
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Ronaldo the next time you are jerking off all alone. Remember this moment.
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I don't thinks he's offering them so much as dragging them along unwillingly.
Face Twit Rav Gram
new macbook!
U NO ABOTU GAMES AND M0VESIS/? U N3DD 2 B LAID N UR ALONEN.
LOLOLOLOL.
You read my mind.
Eddy: Niiiiiiice.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Way to break the stereotypes, there, Eddy.
Visiblehowl would know.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
There's a difference?