Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited February 2007
Penguin is pretty lame. I'm telling you, they should have a Clayface movie, damnit. Or fucking Killer Croc. Hell yeah.
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edited February 2007
They won't put Robin in the movies because they're retarded and think that it means they'd have to do Burt Ward-esque Robin. I'm in the minority here, though. And I'm biased because Robin's my favorite.
And they won't put Catwoman in because of that fucking Halle Berry movie
if i have to choose between campy robin and no robin at all, i'll pick no robin
we need a decent film with freeze, so hollywood can begin to apologise to me for batman and robin
No, they could make Robin work well. They just won't.
And I like Catwoman, but I like her better as a hero than a villain. But then, she wasn't really a "villain". She just stole shit and wanted to fuck Batman to hell and back
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited February 2007
Who the fuck would they cast as Freeze? And what about Poison Ivy? Also, is Harley Quinn going to be in the next Batman movie with the Joker? So many questions!
I'd love a movie with a good robin. but like you said, they won't do it.
and man
think about it
Ben Kingsley as Mr Freeze
come on
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edited February 2007
Riddler would work if they didn't make him wacky like they did with Jim Carrey. They need to make him the dapper guy that knows he's smarter than everyone else and he's just mocking them all with his riddles.
Poison Ivy would work if they made her just a plant lover that is tired of mankind ruining the environment. She's not supposed to be some crazy bitch that just likes to wear leaves. Like Jim Gordon said, he agrees with her message, just not how she does things.
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited February 2007
Kneejerk, I'd say Daniel Day Lewis. But, I dunno... Let's see... Keira Nightley might be good as Poison Ivy, though she's a bit small, and PI always struck me as being a rather tall, curvy woman.
Edit: Daniel Day Lewis as Riddler. I say this because he's fucking brilliant and can play anything/is all skinny and tall.
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Kneejerk, I'd say Daniel Day Lewis. But, I dunno... Let's see... Keira Nightley might be good as Poison Ivy, though she's a bit small, and PI always struck me as being a rather tall, curvy woman.
ryan reynolds as the flash in a justice league movie starring christian bale, brandon routh, samuel jackson, and the real J'onn who is actually really real no foolin
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited February 2007
Good call. Wasn't there supposed to be a A Captain America movie sometime soon? Why the fuck are they making a Captain America movie, seriously?
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I'm making a declaration, right now. Upon seeing Ghost Rider, and remembering the similiarities with other comic book Movies, I've decided the next superhero film should be... Ralph Dibny, The Elongated Man. It's perfect, because every cliche of the superhero film is turned on its head. We don't get the cliche "A SUPERHERO, HOW ABSURD!" scenes, because of his central city roots/rivalry with the flash/second string hullabalo are almost key to the character. The scene where the woman thinks he's crazy/accepts him begrudgingly over time doesn't happen, because Sue knows he's a superhero from the start. And the whole "Do I accept this responsibility?" subplot? Bah! He's Ralph Dibny!
Plus, if you want to spice things up, you can always rape her!
Captain America is who I aspire to be. Fighting Communists with a shield that comes back to me every time I throw it.
Sadly my designs fail miserably.
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edited February 2007
Captain America's got World War II and superheroes
that's a guaranteed blockbuster
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited February 2007
I'll concede this point: no, I don't actually know much about these characters. I was born in the 90's, comics had already started to see their decline by the time I was old enough to care about them, and I'm only now starting to be interested.
I'll concede this point: no, I don't actually know much about these characters. I was born in the 90's, comics had already started to see their decline by the time I was old enough to care about them, and I'm only now starting to be interested.
What are you talking about
The 90's was the best time for comics!
also, don't talk about comics (or anything) when you don't actually know about it
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No, they told Robin Williams he could be Joker for the first Tim Burton movie but it was just to get Jack Nicholson to take the role.
Too bad Jack sucked and Robin would suck.
he is perfect
he wouldn't even have to act
And they won't put Catwoman in because of that fucking Halle Berry movie
if i have to choose between campy robin and no robin at all, i'll pick no robin
we need a decent film with freeze, so hollywood can begin to apologise to me for batman and robin
No, they could make Robin work well. They just won't.
And I like Catwoman, but I like her better as a hero than a villain. But then, she wasn't really a "villain". She just stole shit and wanted to fuck Batman to hell and back
and man
think about it
Ben Kingsley as Mr Freeze
come on
Poison Ivy would work if they made her just a plant lover that is tired of mankind ruining the environment. She's not supposed to be some crazy bitch that just likes to wear leaves. Like Jim Gordon said, he agrees with her message, just not how she does things.
She better not be. She's a psychiatrist that falls in love with the Joker over time. It doesn't work when Joker's not even famous yet.
Who'd be a good Riddler.
Andy Samberg
nah, i kid i kid
oh lord
there went my pants
Edit: Daniel Day Lewis as Riddler. I say this because he's fucking brilliant and can play anything/is all skinny and tall.
How about you don't cast anyone ever. Fuck.
bleuarg
the main guy
yeah him for the riddler
him or a much younger jeff goldblum
there's a bunch of lesser known dudes they should dig up rather than recycling the same five dudes
No, I cast Jeff Goldblum as Blue Beetle/Nite Owl
Because Captain America is pretty cool and a movie about him would actually work and you don't really know anything about these characters, do you?
sadly, every fuckass out there wants to put his 'own personal spin' on the mythology
leave it alone and just tell the stories, asshole
people want to see the batman they know. not batman 'as reimagined by trevor q. dickfinger'
I think they handled Scarecrow pretty well.
but as time goes by, i continually ask myself why
THERE'D be a movie
Sadly my designs fail miserably.
that's a guaranteed blockbuster
not in this political climate
Big Fish.
That's... pretty much why I love him.
I've never seen A Nightmare Before Christmas, though, and supposedly it might make you love him, so maybe that too.
Meanwhile, I think the way they portrayed The Roman was fucking terrible
What are you talking about
The 90's was the best time for comics!
also, don't talk about comics (or anything) when you don't actually know about it
it just makes you look like a retard
oh, that's why your posts always bug the shit out of me
you're like 14 or 15