Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
MY NAME IS JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMITT
JIMGLEHEIMER SCHMITT
JIGNELHEIMRE SCHMIDT
Is this a drunk Fuzzy I see?
Burned out. If I have to write another damn paper on steric hindrance effects of substituted ethers, their subsequent hydrolysis rates, and their nucleophilic addition reactions, I will maybe not like it as much.
Okay, so I would still like it. I would just be more tired.
it was very strange. Girl gets violated in all 3 orifices at once by tentacles then it stops all the sudden and she just sort of gets up and brushes herself off. Then a sailor moon-like opening sequence began with high pitched japanese pop and everything
MY NAME IS JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMITT
JIMGLEHEIMER SCHMITT
JIGNELHEIMRE SCHMIDT
Is this a drunk Fuzzy I see?
Burned out. If I have to write another damn paper on steric hindrance effects of substituted ethers, their subsequent hydrolysis rates, and their nucleophilic addition reactions, I will maybe not like it as much.
Okay, so I would still like it. I would just be more tired.
Yeah dude I hate it when the nuclephilic rates don't hydrolysize like you want them to.
it was very strange. Girl gets violated in all 3 orifices at once by tentacles then it stops all the sudden and she just sort of gets up and brushes herself off. Then a sailor moon-like opening sequence began with high pitched japanese pop and everything
I only watched one hentai and it was traumatic. This dude was jealous of this hawt guy who was with the hawt girl so he made a pact with a demon to get the girl. He had to ingest some blood and semen both from the guy (he got the semen by hiding outside their window during sex and getting a tiny bit splattered on him, which he then licked). When he had fulfilled his half of the bargain the demon cut off his penis and replaced it with a large demon penis with tentacle powers.
What the fuck, Japan?
dude don't pretend like you've never had that dream
MY NAME IS JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMITT
JIMGLEHEIMER SCHMITT
JIGNELHEIMRE SCHMIDT
Is this a drunk Fuzzy I see?
Burned out. If I have to write another damn paper on steric hindrance effects of substituted ethers, their subsequent hydrolysis rates, and their nucleophilic addition reactions, I will maybe not like it as much.
Okay, so I would still like it. I would just be more tired.
Yeah dude I hate it when the nuclephilic rates don't hydrolysize like you want them to.
I'm like bitch better hydrolysize bitch!
I know right.
This is about how it was too.
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it was very strange. Girl gets violated in all 3 orifices at once by tentacles then it stops all the sudden and she just sort of gets up and brushes herself off. Then a sailor moon-like opening sequence began with high pitched japanese pop and everything
I have seen a hentai with giant mecha powered by womens' orgasms.
The production values were unsettling high.
It ended with one of the pilots being raped, which gave her mech enough "Orga Power" to combine with a police combat-train into a super-sex mecha and destroyed the bad guy with a giant 80-foot penis laser.
The girl's last line was "Thank you! Who are you again?"
EDIT: I quoted the wrong Eddypost. I'm drugged and migraine-addled. Give me a break.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Someone needs to coin a term for the mixed emotions of searching for a song on youtube and finding the only result to be an AMV. Manicholia?
weeablue?
Also, jeepguy, could I ask you a question about royal succession?
Of course, I will try my best to answer, but understand that lines of succession are every bit as complicated as any other complex legal equation would be.
Let's say that there is originally a King and a Queen. If the Queen is widowed, but later remarries, does the new husband become King?
No no no no. You have read too many fantasy novels.
Typically there is only a King or Queen, not both. The ruling monarch holds the gender-appropriate title, and is the holder of the line of succession. His or her spouse is not the monarch, and will have a title designated by law and custom.
For example, Elizabeth II husband is Phillip, and he is not styled King. He is Prince Phillipos of Greece by birth, and also Duke of Edinburgh, and those are the titles that he uses ie: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.
He is known as the Royal Consort because he is married to Elizabeth.
If Elizabeth passed away he would remain a member of the royal family, but the term "Royal Consort" would no longer apply to him. At this time, Charles would be King and Prince Philip would assume a station similar to that of the late Queen Mother. He would still have substantial royal duties, in all likelihood.
If Prince Philip were to pass (for example) Elizabeth could, in theory, remarry. In this event her new husband would become Royal Consort, be a member of the Royal Family (styled HRH) and also bear whatever titles he held in his own right prior to the marriage.
It's not a great example though simply because the notion of Elizabeth remarrying is pretty much unthinkable.
Bullshit, I just gave you a whole bunch of totally awesome names. I poured my* heart and soul and sweat and semen into coming up with your new title and this is the thanks I get?
*Only some of these things were mine initially, but you know, imminent domain and such.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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EDWARD VIII was the most hansom / most awesome king.
So many ninja edits. I saw them. I'm like that amish kid that saw the murder.
There were only two edits. One was because I said Harry instead of Charles, which was totally Freudian because I find Harry strangely attractive despite the fact that he is the less attractive one, and also even more of an ass than his older brother.
The other was just my butchering Philips titles which is understandable because those people all have way too many titles.
So many ninja edits. I saw them. I'm like that amish kid that saw the murder.
There were only two edits. One was because I said Harry instead of Charles, which was totally Freudian because I find Harry strangely attractive despite the fact that he is the less attractive one, and also even more of an ass than his older brother.
The other was just my butchering Philips titles which is understandable because those people all have way too many titles.
Which is the one that dressed up like a Nazi?
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it was very strange. Girl gets violated in all 3 orifices at once by tentacles then it stops all the sudden and she just sort of gets up and brushes herself off. Then a sailor moon-like opening sequence began with high pitched japanese pop and everything
I only watched one hentai and it was traumatic. This dude was jealous of this hawt guy who was with the hawt girl so he made a pact with a demon to get the girl. He had to ingest some blood and semen both from the guy (he got the semen by hiding outside their window during sex and getting a tiny bit splattered on him, which he then licked). When he had fulfilled his half of the bargain the demon cut off his penis and replaced it with a large demon penis with tentacle powers.
What the fuck, Japan?
OK, fair use is fair use, but this is just bullshit.
I expect a royalty check in the mail within the week.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
So many ninja edits. I saw them. I'm like that amish kid that saw the murder.
There were only two edits. One was because I said Harry instead of Charles, which was totally Freudian because I find Harry strangely attractive despite the fact that he is the less attractive one, and also even more of an ass than his older brother.
The other was just my butchering Philips titles which is understandable because those people all have way too many titles.
EDWARD VIII was the most hansom / most awesome king.
Hmmm. I think it's pretty likely that William will be the most handsome king someday, because he is really freaking handsome. Also, the fact that he looks like his mother will haunt people forever.
So many ninja edits. I saw them. I'm like that amish kid that saw the murder.
There were only two edits. One was because I said Harry instead of Charles, which was totally Freudian because I find Harry strangely attractive despite the fact that he is the less attractive one, and also even more of an ass than his older brother.
The other was just my butchering Philips titles which is understandable because those people all have way too many titles.
What?! Prince Harry is the good looking one.
I find him very attractive, but how much of that is simply because he's a rich soccer hooligan who will in all likelihood be an eternal fratboy?
Truth be told, William is devastatingly handsome and much classier than his brother.
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THERE HE GOES
GET BACK HERE DAMNIT
HE'S YOUR SON YOU DEADBEAT
Okay, so I would still like it. I would just be more tired.
LA Blue Girl?
Yeah dude I hate it when the nuclephilic rates don't hydrolysize like you want them to.
I'm like bitch better hydrolysize bitch!
This is about how it was too.
The production values were unsettling high.
It ended with one of the pilots being raped, which gave her mech enough "Orga Power" to combine with a police combat-train into a super-sex mecha and destroyed the bad guy with a giant 80-foot penis laser.
The girl's last line was "Thank you! Who are you again?"
EDIT: I quoted the wrong Eddypost. I'm drugged and migraine-addled. Give me a break.
No no no no. You have read too many fantasy novels.
Typically there is only a King or Queen, not both. The ruling monarch holds the gender-appropriate title, and is the holder of the line of succession. His or her spouse is not the monarch, and will have a title designated by law and custom.
For example, Elizabeth II husband is Phillip, and he is not styled King. He is Prince Phillipos of Greece by birth, and also Duke of Edinburgh, and those are the titles that he uses ie: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.
He is known as the Royal Consort because he is married to Elizabeth.
If Elizabeth passed away he would remain a member of the royal family, but the term "Royal Consort" would no longer apply to him. At this time, Charles would be King and Prince Philip would assume a station similar to that of the late Queen Mother. He would still have substantial royal duties, in all likelihood.
If Prince Philip were to pass (for example) Elizabeth could, in theory, remarry. In this event her new husband would become Royal Consort, be a member of the Royal Family (styled HRH) and also bear whatever titles he held in his own right prior to the marriage.
It's not a great example though simply because the notion of Elizabeth remarrying is pretty much unthinkable.
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Hah hah, two serious errors. I need to proofread better.
Internets?
Sir mil!
Anyway, thanks. I never knew most of this.
Every time I do any searching for this sort of thing I get sucked into wikipedia for a few hours reading up on random royal trivia.
Bullshit, I just gave you a whole bunch of totally awesome names. I poured my* heart and soul and sweat and semen into coming up with your new title and this is the thanks I get?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tPGivfxBX8 ?
There were only two edits. One was because I said Harry instead of Charles, which was totally Freudian because I find Harry strangely attractive despite the fact that he is the less attractive one, and also even more of an ass than his older brother.
The other was just my butchering Philips titles which is understandable because those people all have way too many titles.
Which is the one that dressed up like a Nazi?
OK, fair use is fair use, but this is just bullshit.
I expect a royalty check in the mail within the week.
I'm Edward the eighth I am
Edward the eighth I am, I am
I got married to an american whore
She's been married but once before
Hmmm. I think it's pretty likely that William will be the most handsome king someday, because he is really freaking handsome. Also, the fact that he looks like his mother will haunt people forever.
a million times.
AND HE'S BEEN DRINKING!
I find him very attractive, but how much of that is simply because he's a rich soccer hooligan who will in all likelihood be an eternal fratboy?
Truth be told, William is devastatingly handsome and much classier than his brother.
Someone dies in the first episode.