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I want a goddamn tiger

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I once saw a bull that had its head ripped off by a crocodile. I saw the corpse, not the ripping itself.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I'm not saying that tigers are bad. Just not as fearsome as bears.

    And by extension bears are great, but not as terrifying as crocodiles.

    crocodiles can only chew something to death if it gets the jump on you around a watering hole

    if it's on land, oh no, better slowly walk away while it meanders towards you with it's shitty amphibian legs

    all this added to the fact that you can literally hold a crocodile's mouth closed

    Actually, if you slowly walk away from a crocodile chasing you with its shitty amphibian legs you will die horribly because those shitty amphibian legs let it go faster than most humans are capable of running.

    They don't turn nearly as fast, though, so you have to zig-zag when fleeing crocodiles and alligators.

    lies lies lies LIES

    They can accelerate much faster than humans, but they top out slower than a reasonably fit human with the adrenaline rush from being chased by a fucking crocodile. They really do not lose much speed turning, and the shortest distance between lunch and not lunch is a straight line.

    Google "crocodile running myth" and the first several entries will explain in depth why the zig-zag thing is totally ludicrous.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ravens are hella smart.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ravens are pretty cool!
    In recent years, biologists have begun to recognize that birds engage in play. Juvenile Common Ravens are among the most playful of bird species. They have been observed to slide down snowbanks, apparently purely for fun. They even engage in games with other species, such as playing catch-me-if-you-can with wolves and dogs.[56] Common Ravens are known for spectacular acrobatic displays, such as flying in loops.[57]

    they just wanna have fun, yo

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't remember where I read it but I recall this interesting story about how Ravens are approximately as smart as a five-year-old kid.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    obligatory Ravens r SMRT video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWc5yIaEzZ4

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    crows are smarter

    and seagulls are more annoying at stealing baked or cooked goods out of your god damn hands

    in short, ravens are the middle child, good for nothing and needed by nobody, which is why sara sympathises with them

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I thought crows were supposed to be the big dumb older brother of the raven.

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    crows are smarter

    and seagulls are more annoying at stealing baked or cooked goods out of your god damn hands

    in short, ravens are the middle child, good for nothing and needed by nobody, which is why sara sympathises with them

    a pelican got me to give it food once

    it gave me the puppy dog look D:

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    what about PUFFINS

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    When I was at a theme park once a seagull landed on my table and just squacked at me until I gave it a french fry.

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Speed Racer wrote: »
    When I was at a theme park once a seagull landed on my table and just squacked at me until I gave it a french fry.

    I think you got mugged

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    tsplitter wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    crows are smarter

    and seagulls are more annoying at stealing baked or cooked goods out of your god damn hands

    in short, ravens are the middle child, good for nothing and needed by nobody, which is why sara sympathises with them

    a pelican got me to give it food once

    it gave me the puppy dog look D:

    man what

    they ain't even got eyebrows how is that shit possible?

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    crows are smarter

    and seagulls are more annoying at stealing baked or cooked goods out of your god damn hands

    in short, ravens are the middle child, good for nothing and needed by nobody, which is why sara sympathises with them

    a pelican got me to give it food once

    it gave me the puppy dog look D:

    man what

    they ain't even got eyebrows how is that shit possible?

    i dont know but he did it!

    and he knew it would work to because when i reached in my bag to give him something he opened his mouth and just waited for it

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If I was rich I would totally train a raven to sit on my shoulder and say ominous things

    I would also have a cane

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    after being around SE++ for a while now, one thing that i hope for is that a lot of you retards never actually become rich

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    chico hates you

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    KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Veretas?

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am totally going to be rich someday.

    Someday...

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    tsplitter wrote: »
    chico hates you

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    suck on that juicebox, homo.

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I had no idea you could adopt a flamingo

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    what is a tiger rat snake

    can you even breed those

    this seems impossible

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i had a moose leopard snake once

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    yeah i'm not really sure where he got that adoption form from...

    because you can buy a chimp and an african lion for it to ride on

    all for two hundo

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    KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    yeah i'm not really sure where he got that adoption form from...

    because you can buy a chimp and an african lion for it to ride on

    all for two hundo

    http://www.lasvegaszoo.com/adoptprint.htm

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If somebody sent me a wallaby for my birthday I'd be fuckin' stoked.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    kajusta is Research Jesus

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    StatiKStatiK Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Darkness Mundus wrote: »
    here's to people gettin their faces ripped off

    get a fucking cat/dog goddamn


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    StatiKStatiK Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    vanilla with mint flavoring and green food dye
    gross.

    Doesn't really strike my fancy either.

    I'd never even heard of it before, and the Mickey D's down the block was always pretty ghetto, they never had it.

    Though they remade the place into a McCafe recently, and I want chicken nuggets.

    SO I GUESS I'M HAVING MCDONALDS FOR DINNER


    woah woah woah what in the world is a ...mc....cafe...?

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    StatiK wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    vanilla with mint flavoring and green food dye
    gross.

    Doesn't really strike my fancy either.

    I'd never even heard of it before, and the Mickey D's down the block was always pretty ghetto, they never had it.

    Though they remade the place into a McCafe recently, and I want chicken nuggets.

    SO I GUESS I'M HAVING MCDONALDS FOR DINNER


    woah woah woah what in the world is a ...mc....cafe...?

    MacDonald's with a sign over it that attempts to distance itself from the inedible shit they usually peddle and lure Starbucks-loving idiots into their store.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    McCafe is when McDonald's serves mochas and has a chalkboard next to the register

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Their chicken nuggets are still pretty good.

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    KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    kajusta is Research Jesus

    Yeah, I'm pretty much the shit.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Their chicken nuggets are still toes and anuses.

    Exactly.

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    StatiKStatiK Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    McCafe is when McDonald's serves mochas and has a chalkboard next to the register



    What is the significance of the chalkboard?

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    StatiK wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    McCafe is when McDonald's serves mochas and has a chalkboard next to the register



    What is the significance of the chalkboard?

    it allows the Barista to let customers know who he is and how fabulously gay he is.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    StatiK wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    McCafe is when McDonald's serves mochas and has a chalkboard next to the register



    What is the significance of the chalkboard?

    it allows the Barista to let customers know who he is and how fabulously gay he is.

    Now we know what to get Redeemer* for his birthday!



    *interchangeable with any forum gay

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    StatiKStatiK Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    any how, back on subject, that smart raven video was kickass!

    and a side note, looking back at it, catdog was an incredibly weird cartoon

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    StatiKStatiK Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    StatiK wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    McCafe is when McDonald's serves mochas and has a chalkboard next to the register



    What is the significance of the chalkboard?

    it allows the Barista to let customers know who he is and how fabulously gay he is.


    "would you like some fabulous fries with that?"

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    shit, I want a river otter

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