It's just more often than not I have throbbin' erections.
Hey, I mean, if that is your thing, roll with it. I don't judge.
Plus I suppose it's better to talk about what's really on your mind than talk about, say, Star Trek, while thinking about erections and the throbbing thereof.
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the habit random people seem to have of leaving feces in inappropriate places never ceases to amaze me
I don't know about you but it takes me more than a casual few seconds to have a bowel movement. How can you possibily think that pooping in a sink is a good idea FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE TIME IT TAKES YOU TO POOP
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edited March 2009
My guy friends once got a note on the whiteboard from one of their roommates:
"I do not like feces on my soap
I do not like feces on my soap
Use a washcloth or use your hands
I do not like feces on my soap."
I didn't realize shower pooping was some kind of epidemic until now, though.
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I remember a few separate instances at my high school when some restrooms were shut down for a while because some people could not seem to remember exactly where the polite places to drop their loaves were
I remember a few separate instances at my high school when some restrooms were shut down for a while because some people could not seem to remember exactly where the polite places to drop their loaves were
High school has transformed me into a being that does not poop between the hours of 9 and 3:30, sometimes 5 if I have jazz band.
I remember a few separate instances at my high school when some restrooms were shut down for a while because some people could not seem to remember exactly where the polite places to drop their loaves were
High school has transformed me into a being that does not poop between the hours of 9 and 3:30, sometimes 5 if I have jazz band.
yeah
I don't go to the bathroom in public places unless I know where a hidden restroom is
let me tell you, though
clean, empty public restrooms are the best thing ever
Have you guys seen the directv commercial where the cable company is sitting around planning a new advertisement campaign and they decide it needs to be new, hip, and edgy.
So they come up with "Youthenize"
And they all really like it so they come up with slogans "Cable: Youthenizing America"
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edited March 2009
Okay, so, I have to go shower now so as to be not-smelly for my Korean lessons, and I just know I'm going to be standing in there thinking about poop and pooping.
Just sayin' thanks for that, is all.
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Gonna build a house with a walled off little 3m x 3m room in the middle. Put a fake skeleton with a big, green plastic diamond above its head inside. When the house is old and the owners go to demolish or renovate it, they'll find the room and be confused as hell.
Gonna build a house with a walled off little 3m x 3m room in the middle. Put a fake skeleton with a big, green plastic diamond above its head inside. When the house is old and the owners go to demolish or renovate it, they'll find the room and be confused as hell.
Alternative: put a fake skeleton in there, hanging from a noose, holding pornographic material, with an arm near where the genitals would be. 8-)
I believe there is a vagina in there... or something. O_oo_OO_o
Yes, definitely not man parts in any way.
Is the leg supposed to be his penis?
I mean, that's terrible.
Ok, now I'm confused. I just assumed that the shape above the right eye of the guy on the left was like labia or something, where the head stops and the leg begins. O_o
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i saw poop in the dorm showers at college one time, and was scarred for life.
Doesn't this just mean you're the silent guy who unnerves everyone one day by starting to talk... about his own junk?
I am not sure you're doing yourself any favors!
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
The creepy, inappropriate guy
Yes
That's him exactly
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It's just more often than not I have throbbin' erections.
I read this in the voice of Roman from GTA4
hahahahaha
Hey, I mean, if that is your thing, roll with it. I don't judge.
Plus I suppose it's better to talk about what's really on your mind than talk about, say, Star Trek, while thinking about erections and the throbbing thereof.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
my friend has a story about this, dating about 9 years ago.
it's pretty cool.
about poop in the shower stall
I don't know about you but it takes me more than a casual few seconds to have a bowel movement. How can you possibily think that pooping in a sink is a good idea FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE TIME IT TAKES YOU TO POOP
"I do not like feces on my soap
I do not like feces on my soap
Use a washcloth or use your hands
I do not like feces on my soap."
I didn't realize shower pooping was some kind of epidemic until now, though.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
pretty sure that guy was just using his soap as an ass-vibrator
High school has transformed me into a being that does not poop between the hours of 9 and 3:30, sometimes 5 if I have jazz band.
aint no thang
im up for parole on wednesday
yeah
I don't go to the bathroom in public places unless I know where a hidden restroom is
let me tell you, though
clean, empty public restrooms are the best thing ever
There was leekspin
Sexy Japanese Amnesia Hospital
Pooping in Urinals..
what else?
I was thinking about going around with a sharpie writing WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN on stall walls
with membership fees
a friend of mine found a public washroom stall in which someone had written "POOP" on the wall in poop
shit was meta
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
and shit was also pun-tastic
So they come up with "Youthenize"
And they all really like it so they come up with slogans "Cable: Youthenizing America"
Just sayin' thanks for that, is all.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I don't get it.
I believe there is a vagina in there... or something. O_oo_OO_o
Yes, definitely not man parts in any way.
Is the leg supposed to be his penis?
I mean, that's terrible.
Alternative: put a fake skeleton in there, hanging from a noose, holding pornographic material, with an arm near where the genitals would be. 8-)
Ok, now I'm confused. I just assumed that the shape above the right eye of the guy on the left was like labia or something, where the head stops and the leg begins. O_o