he needs to borrow a big strong man with some muscles and a truck to move some stuff
i just so happen to fit the bill
i am also strongly considering just getting a whole tribute to odin on my back. except that would cover up muscles and man i am way too vain. adonis complex up in here
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Y'know what? Yes. There are some innocent people in prison, and that sucks so fucking hard and I hope that they get the justice they so far have not as far as getting that shit resolved.
But 99 percent of the prison population are sub-human pieces of fucking trash that deserve a savage pummeling from one of these
Which my dad was a nationally certified instructor in the use of! So hey
Metzger you should never talk about politics ever, you fucking idiot
But 99 percent of the prison population are sub-human pieces of fucking trash that deserve a savage pummeling from one of these
How do you know this?
My dad, two of my uncles and two of my aunts worked as corrections officers for about 10 years each.
Cool so they were all part of a union that basically endeavors to put as many people in jail as possible and defends their sociopathic members from accusations of rampant abuse and human rights violations.
The Correctional Officers Union: Because if you stole a bike, you deserved to be gang-raped!
But 99 percent of the prison population are sub-human pieces of fucking trash that deserve a savage pummeling from one of these
How do you know this?
My dad, two of my uncles and two of my aunts worked as corrections officers for about 10 years each.
And would you say it is more appropriate to treat the ninety-nine better than they deserve? Or to treat the one worse than they deserve?
Second one. Treating the ninety nine percent better means you're treating child molesters and rapists and multiple murderers and fucking assassins for the Cuban mafia (all fine, fine potentially innocent citizens of the max-sec prison outside Ely, Nevada my family worked at) as if they aren't the absolute scum of the earth.
Except that 80% of people in American prisons are on drug-related charges and if we had a sane crime policy in this country would never be in jail in the first place because possession should never be a crime
Oh and let's not forget all the petty thieves, muggers, and similarly mundane criminals. Yeah, but keep justifying horrific assault, murder, and rape that occurs in prisons and guards turn a blind eye to, and sometimes participate in, because some of the dudes in prisons are.... assailants, rapists, and murderers. Eye for an eye, m i rite?
edit: No, child molesters do not. Good. Fuck 'em. If there's a crime that deserves a brutal painful death it's that.
I'm looking forward to the brutal and painful death of one in particular, the one who is responsible for me having to lock up all the knives in the house, away from my roommate's ten-year-old daughter.
lots of ways to facilitate that kinda action, darth. man of your particular skills and connections, etc.
edit: seriously though, child molesters need to be fucking crucified or rat-boxed. there is no lower form of life on earth. it can't be cured, or rehabilitated. might as well try to rehabilitate a cat's love of blonde gals or shapely legs. it's impossible. kill 'em all, let god sort em out.
Actually the data disagree. As detestable as it is, and particularly something people can't understand because jesus christ, sex offenders generally and child molesters in particular actually have one of the lowest recidivism rates of any group of criminal.
So, yeah, it's heinous, but you're still completely talking out of your ass, you fat, wannabe-badass piece of shit
that's the face of a pissed off president calling your ass out
dude, that guy would be so pissed at the current domestic situation he would go to each and every union leader, and bank ceo and beat some sense into them.
also I love how no-one says "METZGER YOU'RE SUCH A TEENAGER" when he actually is, because hey, if you're being glib in a societally-approved way that appeals to people's emotions and ignores rational though, it's OK!
Seriously, some of you schmucks (lolmunkus) are so intellectually dishonest it blows my fucking mind
i was sent to the principal's argument for saying this in 8th grade!
the teacher that sent me was a fat fucking whore and if i ever saw her i would probably start dipping and fill a spitter just to throw it on her
Wait, was it a class discussion on the matter or she just overheard you saying it to someone?
wait, no, neither one of those merits a principal visit
class discussion and i said something and she said " i bet you would go to the coliseum to watch the gladiators as well" and it went off "well, actually, i think the prison population should be used for our entertainment and the state can charge money to bring in more revenue, so i think they should bring back gladiators!"
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i was sent to the principal's argument for saying this in 8th grade!
the teacher that sent me was a fat fucking whore and if i ever saw her i would probably start dipping and fill a spitter just to throw it on her
Wait, was it a class discussion on the matter or she just overheard you saying it to someone?
wait, no, neither one of those merits a principal visit
class discussion and i said something and she said " i bet you would go to the coliseum to watch the gladiators as well" and it went off "well, actually, i think the prison population should be used for our entertainment and the state can charge money to bring in more revenue, so i think they should bring back gladiators!"
Your state kind of did. Except instead of prisoners they use retards and high school kids.
i was sent to the principal's argument for saying this in 8th grade!
the teacher that sent me was a fat fucking whore and if i ever saw her i would probably start dipping and fill a spitter just to throw it on her
Wait, was it a class discussion on the matter or she just overheard you saying it to someone?
wait, no, neither one of those merits a principal visit
class discussion and i said something and she said " i bet you would go to the coliseum to watch the gladiators as well" and it went off "well, actually, i think the prison population should be used for our entertainment and the state can charge money to bring in more revenue, so i think they should bring back gladiators!"
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Out of context this pretty much sounds like fursex solicitation.
In context it still sounds like fursex solicitation.
i just so happen to fit the bill
i am also strongly considering just getting a whole tribute to odin on my back. except that would cover up muscles and man i am way too vain. adonis complex up in here
uh i do not know but i technically am available from like 1pm on.
so i could like, chill at cabela's for a while and then give you a holler when i'm heading up north 35. i don't know my way for shit around austin.
if you give me the address to the moving place or to your apartment then that may be easiest.
last time i was there i ate over a dozen breadsticks in addition to my meal
i was stoned out of my mind
Metzger you should never talk about politics ever, you fucking idiot
Cool so they were all part of a union that basically endeavors to put as many people in jail as possible and defends their sociopathic members from accusations of rampant abuse and human rights violations.
The Correctional Officers Union: Because if you stole a bike, you deserved to be gang-raped!
I think that's their official motto.
Except that 80% of people in American prisons are on drug-related charges and if we had a sane crime policy in this country would never be in jail in the first place because possession should never be a crime
Oh and let's not forget all the petty thieves, muggers, and similarly mundane criminals. Yeah, but keep justifying horrific assault, murder, and rape that occurs in prisons and guards turn a blind eye to, and sometimes participate in, because some of the dudes in prisons are.... assailants, rapists, and murderers. Eye for an eye, m i rite?
Actually the data disagree. As detestable as it is, and particularly something people can't understand because jesus christ, sex offenders generally and child molesters in particular actually have one of the lowest recidivism rates of any group of criminal.
So, yeah, it's heinous, but you're still completely talking out of your ass, you fat, wannabe-badass piece of shit
that's the face of a pissed off president calling your ass out
you look like somebody who should be bashing dudes brains out with axe handles
with a pink hawk
just doin' my job, ma'am
dude, that guy would be so pissed at the current domestic situation he would go to each and every union leader, and bank ceo and beat some sense into them.
Seriously, some of you schmucks (lolmunkus) are so intellectually dishonest it blows my fucking mind
thank you sir
i actually shaved the facial hair off so i look cleaner but slightly less barbaric
YOUR JOB IS TO SIT DOWN WHEN TEDDY TELLS YOU TOO
THIS IS THE DESIRED FACE.
THIS IS THE CURRENT STATE.
HIS HAND IS RAISED AND AT THE READY, MUCH LIKE AT SAN JUAN HILL
Get the fuck back to D&D.
no I'm cool here, thanks
Oh no! Big words!
Hahaha why did you include 'mind'?
Those D&Ders, always usin' words like 'mind'! They need to get off their goddamned high horse.
just put all prisoners through trial by combat
bring back the gladiatorial games
next topic
because it's completely OK to state an opinion or belief with no evidence or rationale whatsoever, so long as it's a popular one!
i was sent to the principal's argument for saying this in 8th grade!
the teacher that sent me was a fat fucking whore and if i ever saw her i would probably start dipping and fill a spitter just to throw it on her
Wait, was it a class discussion on the matter or she just overheard you saying it to someone?
wait, no, neither one of those merits a principal visit
Damn Lockout, you're wicked perceptive.
class discussion and i said something and she said " i bet you would go to the coliseum to watch the gladiators as well" and it went off "well, actually, i think the prison population should be used for our entertainment and the state can charge money to bring in more revenue, so i think they should bring back gladiators!"
Your state kind of did. Except instead of prisoners they use retards and high school kids.
I've been saying this exact same thing for years!