So what is Green Porno? It is a series of short films featuring this woman:
Isabella Rossellini (who also writes and directs) exploring the mating rituals of animals through the method of dressing up like said animals and simulating fornication with their respective cardboard stand-ins.
Bizarre, and educational, the videos are on the Sundance Channel, which apparently has a bunch of other films in a similar, educational vein. There is a full season of 8 short clips, and they have started a second season.
So, what does everybody think? Personally, I think it's a hilarious way of getting across animal mating rituals. Also, apparently my Green Porno name is Hawk Blackside.
Sexual Cannibalism is not specific to praying mantises, and studies have shown that males actively try to avoid it. Of course, being a bug, you don't have a lot of brainpower to work through these things.
I like this more than her performance in Blue Velvet, though!
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I love these! Of course, as a movie nerd I have nursed a giant crush on Isabella Rossellini since I was thirteen years old. The Salon interview is great: "Nature is infinitely scandalous."
I thought this was neat, so I checked out the actresses wikipedia article. Her bio reads like a film dream team. Daughter of Roberto Rossellini and Ingrid Bergman, married Martin Scorsese, dated David Lynch, Gary Oldman, and Gregory Mosher.
I thought this was neat, so I checked out the actresses wikipedia article. Her bio reads like a film dream team. Daughter of Roberto Rossellini and Ingrid Bergman, married Martin Scorsese, dated David Lynch, Gary Oldman, and Gregory Mosher.
And to think, it all ends with acting out the many varieties of a male penis.
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I like this more than her performance in Blue Velvet, though!
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I did warn you guys that the furries would go mainstream.
Not even God was prepared.
It'll probably be lumped in with false idols or something.
Actually, it's about a woman in fursuits raping cardboard cutouts. I'm not certain any one fetish covers that.
This show has got to be a product of rule 34.
Even over the whale one?
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Goddamn Egyptians just won't let my people go.
I thought this was neat, so I checked out the actresses wikipedia article. Her bio reads like a film dream team. Daughter of Roberto Rossellini and Ingrid Bergman, married Martin Scorsese, dated David Lynch, Gary Oldman, and Gregory Mosher.
And to think, it all ends with acting out the many varieties of a male penis.
Also, her obsession with point out anuses...anii?...assholes - even when it's not really relevant - seems kinda weird.
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That big plastic mantis turning its head around and opening up to nom up her head freaked me out.
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My assumption is that she likes anal.
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I know plenty that would work all year on some crap like this.
I bet she's fun at parties.
And now Ms. Rosselini invites you to stick various items from this sack into her cooch!
*claps*
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Why do I never find women like this.
No shit.