I'm not messing up the game I'm adding an element of fun that isn't "heh you landed on boardwalk now you're permanently fucked forever"
Man the game is random enough without adding a ridiculous free money out your ass space
Fun and random are not equivalent
I'm fine with house rules but that is a stupid house rule
you're a stupid house rule
Haha, Lord Dave. Looks like your Geebs is giving you some lip. Smite him for insubordination!
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I totally ruined the palms of my hands playing the games in the original mario party where they made you twirl the control stick to do things like reel fish in or whatever
Those of you who played it as children will know what I'm talking about
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I'm not messing up the game I'm adding an element of fun that isn't "heh you landed on boardwalk now you're permanently fucked forever"
Man the game is random enough without adding a ridiculous free money out your ass space
Fun and random are not equivalent
I'm fine with house rules but that is a stupid house rule
you're a stupid house rule
Haha, Lord Dave. Looks like your Geebs is giving you some lip. Smite him for insubordination!
I think I left my smiting hammer in my other pants
Yeah, I like what's there for this comic, but it needs more. Maybe if there had been some backgrounds that changed from Monopoly board, to fantasy monopoly board, to rape-and-pillage fantasy monopoly board.
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I totally ruined the palms of my hands playing the games in the original mario party where they made you twirl the control stick to do things like reel fish in or whatever
Those of you who played it as children will know what I'm talking about
It aways amazed me how I could dig a hole that deep into my hand and never have it bleed. It's like the friction was cauterizing the wound as it being made or something.
I totally ruined the palms of my hands playing the games in the original mario party where they made you twirl the control stick to do things like reel fish in or whatever
Those of you who played it as children will know what I'm talking about
It aways amazed me how I could dig a hole that deep into my hand and never have it bleed. It's like the friction was cauterizing the wound as it being made or something.
Good times.
The worst thing was I don't know about anyone elses N64 controller but on mine the grey plastic that the analog stick was made of had long started to shave off and turn into this poisonous looking white powder gently dusting the entire surface of the pad.
I kept thinking 'if I breathe this in by mistake am I going to have a lung amputated'.
According to the book, Monopoly: The World’s Most Famous Game & How It Got That Way and The Monopoly Companion, Mr. Monopoly has a second nephew named Randy, although it should be noted the Monopoly Companion mistakenly refers to Sandy as a boy.
Wow, this is the first truly poor comic in a long time. I know folks like to talk shit about the comics every time, but this one really is just a punchline stretched across three panels.
I hope there's a podcast
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This comic did not make me laugh but it did make me want to play this game
If this is anything like the Wii game, LD, it's so worth it.
My wife says I'm not allowed to buy any more games until I play the 8 I bought for the hospital and didn't stat yet
I want the Arkham Asylum that comes with a batarang that I just found out about 3 minutes ago
I'm not messing up the game I'm adding an element of fun that isn't "heh you landed on boardwalk now you're permanently fucked forever"
Man the game is random enough without adding a ridiculous free money out your ass space
Fun and random are not equivalent
I'm fine with house rules but that is a stupid house rule
The only good house rule is that when you land on Free Parking you get all the money the players had to pay on taxes and jail fees, collected in the center.
Boring comic, it's like they did a banner ad on commission and then accidentally uploaded it to the site.
pretty much
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I'm not messing up the game I'm adding an element of fun that isn't "heh you landed on boardwalk now you're permanently fucked forever"
Man the game is random enough without adding a ridiculous free money out your ass space
Fun and random are not equivalent
I'm fine with house rules but that is a stupid house rule
The only good house rule is that when you land on Free Parking you get all the money the players had to pay on taxes and jail fees, collected in the center.
god damn it that is exactly what I'm talking about
are there other wacky rules that some people apply to monopoly?
If you get the dark purple or light blue monopoly and become the slum lord of the board, you can trade sexual favors for rent if people don't have the cash to pay you.
seeing as the only time I have played Monopoly it has been in familial situations that has a bizarre incestual undertone to it that oh my God Google is going to label this post as "incestuous Monopoly rules".
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it's essentially "Being a Total Bastard: The Home Game"
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this is going to ruin my non-existent HARDCORE GAMER CRED but
I
fucking
love
Mario Party
I totally ruined the palms of my hands playing the games in the original mario party where they made you twirl the control stick to do things like reel fish in or whatever
Those of you who played it as children will know what I'm talking about
I think I left my smiting hammer in my other pants
Hah! You landed on Ganymede! You owe me 1200 Federons and I'm gonna blast your ass with lasers.
It aways amazed me how I could dig a hole that deep into my hand and never have it bleed. It's like the friction was cauterizing the wound as it being made or something.
Good times.
The worst thing was I don't know about anyone elses N64 controller but on mine the grey plastic that the analog stick was made of had long started to shave off and turn into this poisonous looking white powder gently dusting the entire surface of the pad.
I kept thinking 'if I breathe this in by mistake am I going to have a lung amputated'.
right guys
yeah?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rich_Uncle_Pennybags
Yes, it is important
that this is noted
And by wonderful I mean depressing
I hope there's a podcast
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Now I can finally write my Uncle Pennybags fan fiction!
The Wii only has 6 games.
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The only good house rule is that when you land on Free Parking you get all the money the players had to pay on taxes and jail fees, collected in the center.
pretty much
Munchkin is more of
"I can choose to be a total bastard"
Monopoly is like
"Tis my game-piece and die rolls which make me a bastard!"
Anybody who doesn't play "fees go to free parking" is a goddamn commie rat
But then I realized he's never had one and I've been imagining it the entire time.
My reality stands fractured
god damn it that is exactly what I'm talking about
are there other wacky rules that some people apply to monopoly?
If you get the dark purple or light blue monopoly and become the slum lord of the board, you can trade sexual favors for rent if people don't have the cash to pay you.
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