There is no new girlfriend. There was no old girlfriend.
I'm starting to wonder if Darwin ever even met this Tortoise fellow.
I was so proud of myself for not posting in this thread, but damnit, the hilariousness of this needs to be acknowledged.
Sentry on
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
wrote:
When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
There is no new girlfriend. There was no old girlfriend.
I'm starting to wonder if Darwin ever even met this Tortoise fellow.
I was so proud of myself for not posting in this thread, but damnit, the hilariousness of this needs to be acknowledged.
Do you think you're better than me? DO YOU?!?
I did... then I found out you were a beer shaman.
As a simple wine mystic, I can only aspire to everything you've achieved.
Sentry on
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
wrote:
When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
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So, did OP get shamed into creating an alt or changing forums?
CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE AND IT'S GIVING ME A RASH
I still want to know if he tongued his new gf
I'm starting to wonder if Darwin ever even met this Tortoise fellow.
I was so proud of myself for not posting in this thread, but damnit, the hilariousness of this needs to be acknowledged.
Do you think you're better than me? DO YOU?!?
What are you? The fun police?
I did... then I found out you were a beer shaman.
As a simple wine mystic, I can only aspire to everything you've achieved.