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My campus is on lockdown

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Just grab some random girl and make out
    You're all about to die for God's sake

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    yeah the marshall center is completely changed

    the closest thing to the old basement pool hall / arcade/ game room is a friggin beef obradys

    which is closed right now due to the lockdown, so no booze :(

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    SipexSipex Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ==> Retrieve arms from safe.

    > You pick up the arms. Why you would have a pair of distached arms in a safe is beyond anyone here, it probably has something to do with you being a serial killer with amnesia.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Just grab some random girl and make out
    You're all about to die for God's sake

    > The RA's are all a bunch of dudes!


    You try to make the best of a situation.


    But the RA's refuse to put on the wig and lipstick that you keep conveniently packed in case you need to make out with some dudes.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    oh man I love beef obrady's

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    ==> Retrieve arms from safe.

    Given that the police are searching for an armed and dangerous man on campus, it would be unwise to steal rifles from the gun-safe.

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    SpherickSpherick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hah! I just got the e-mail about this and im lucky that im off campus already. Small world

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ==> Retrieve arms from safe.

    Given that the police are searching for an armed and dangerous man on campus, it would be unwise to steal rifles from the gun-safe.

    Under current laws, I believe holding a pair of arms is considered 'armed'

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    here, if you guys want updates

    http://www.usf.edu/index.asp
    USF wrote:
    UPDATE - 3:29 P.M.

    White male subject seen in Cooper Hall area in black tank top, cowboy hat, carrying black puppy and large hunting knife. Officers in route.

    Entire Tampa campus remains on alert. Stay inside. Lock doors. Report any suspicious activity.

    Check back for updates.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Sipex wrote: »
    > You pick up the arms. Why you would have a pair of distached arms in a safe is beyond anyone here, it probably has something to do with you being a serial killer with amnesia.

    =>What?

    >What?

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ==> Retrieve arms from safe.

    Given that the police are searching for an armed and dangerous man on campus, it would be unwise to steal rifles from the gun-safe.

    Under current laws, I believe holding a pair of arms is considered 'armed'

    Like ripping them off of someone's body?
    That does sound dangerous

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Joolander wrote: »
    yeah the marshall center is completely changed

    the closest thing to the old basement pool hall / arcade/ game room is a friggin beef obradys

    which is closed right now due to the lockdown, so no booze :(

    there's a beefs on campus now???

    and it serves booze?

    dammit!

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    yeah

    i think it even takes "flex bux" now

    not that ive tried

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    well the bk and subway did so it's not too far a stretch

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    SpherickSpherick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I dont think you can buy alcohol with the flex bucks

    And they will sell beer, but not cigarettes on campus, fucking Moffitt

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    damn


    now i want subway

    but i have to cross lone gunman territory to get it...

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Joolander wrote: »
    damn


    now i want subway

    but i have to cross lone gunman territory to get it...

    Are you a bad enough dude to get a roasted chicken club?

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    damn


    now i want subway

    but i have to cross lone gunman territory to get it...

    Are you a bad enough dude to get a roasted chicken club?

    See if they'll deliver.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    well wasn't he by the library? just go the other way past the education building

    though that's still a bit too close

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ruckus wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    damn


    now i want subway

    but i have to cross lone gunman territory to get it...

    Are you a bad enough dude to get a roasted chicken club?

    See if they'll deliver.

    Tell them you'll leave a big tip

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    Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Subway is never worth it

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    crwth wrote: »
    well wasn't he by the library? just go the other way past the education building

    though that's still a bit too close

    see, but theres apparently a guy with a knife and puppy wearing a tank top and cowboy hat over by Cooper (where subway is)

    probably just get some chick fil a, even though they cant give me provolone for some reason :x

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Don't do what Wil Wheaton did in Toy Soldiers.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Joolander wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    well wasn't he by the library? just go the other way past the education building

    though that's still a bit too close

    see, but theres apparently a guy with a knife and puppy wearing a tank top and cowboy hat over by Cooper (where subway is)

    probably just get some chick fil a, even though they cant give me provolone for some reason :x

    Getting stabbed isn't as bad as eating at Chick-Fil-A

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    oh, well its over now


    time to get my grub on

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    damn


    now i want subway

    but i have to cross lone gunman territory to get it...

    Are you a bad enough dude to get a roasted chicken club?

    i made this joke already :x

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ah cooper hall

    i miss walking to class and seeing people yelling at the evangelicals that hung out there

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    damn


    now i want subway

    but i have to cross lone gunman territory to get it...

    Are you a bad enough dude to get a roasted chicken club?

    i made this joke already :x

    But not about Subway
    That's Fresh territory

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    we need to know if the puppy is okay

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    damn


    now i want subway

    but i have to cross lone gunman territory to get it...

    Are you a bad enough dude to get a roasted chicken club?

    i made this joke already :x

    But not about Subway
    That's Fresh territory
    you are abhorrent

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    When I found out it was Florida, my first thought was "This is it. Jack Thompson's finally gone off the deep end."

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2009
    Airking850 wrote: »
    Subway is never worth it

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    ThePrimm wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    ps cnn says the guy is caught

    so in about three hours he will be allowed to leave

    well yeah if he didn't actually commit a crime, then why not?

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    AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Things are pretty alright over here at University of Central Florida. I dunno why you guys always have to have guns and a successful football team and stuff, whats the big idea?

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    ThePrimmThePrimm Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    ThePrimm wrote: »
    Barcardi wrote: »
    ps cnn says the guy is caught

    so in about three hours he will be allowed to leave

    well yeah if he didn't actually commit a crime, then why not?

    i meant joolander

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Things are pretty alright over here at University of Central Florida. I dunno why you guys always have to have guns and a successful football team and stuff, whats the big idea?

    usf ain't no pussies like y'all

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    AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    crwth wrote: »
    Things are pretty alright over here at University of Central Florida. I dunno why you guys always have to have guns and a successful football team and stuff, whats the big idea?

    usf ain't no pussies like y'all
    brb, gotta get back to earning that fully acredited education degree

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    crwth wrote: »
    Things are pretty alright over here at University of Central Florida. I dunno why you guys always have to have guns and a successful football team and stuff, whats the big idea?

    usf ain't no pussies like y'all

    usf is like a block away from the ghetto

    holy shit do not get lost late at night

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    crwth wrote: »
    Things are pretty alright over here at University of Central Florida. I dunno why you guys always have to have guns and a successful football team and stuff, whats the big idea?

    usf ain't no pussies like y'all
    brb, gotta get back to earning that fully acredited education degree

    uh what

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    Dorktron9000Dorktron9000 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    anybody dead yet?

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