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They say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day

DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
edited December 2009 in Social Entropy++
And then the Grinch found the strength of *ten* Grinches, plus two.

There seems to be an unusual amount of malcontent spilling forth from our beloved boards. Bitching threads, hating threads, whining threads and anti-Christmas threads... and all this around the holiday season.

Well, no more.

Christmas may wear on you as you listen to holiday songs as early as Halloween. Hanukkah could be the worst week of your year. Thanksgiving may be spent trying not to hate your father. But they weren't always.

There was a time when the holidays were awesome. You loved getting off of school, opening presents and actually enjoying the company of family and friends. Hell, you may still love all of those things today and you should share that love.

This is a thread for your best holiday memories and stories. Could be that you got that Oscar Myer Wiener Whistle you always wanted or the time your long lost whoever came home unexpectedly.

Let us have it, SE++. Let the hate be damned.


One of my favorite Christmas memories actually took place in July:
Two of my friends and I were sitting on the seawall on the boardwalk in Ocean City, MD and got to watch the entire scene unfold. This rather large older man was strolling down the boards just enjoying the day. He stood about 5'10, was round, fully of jelly and had a shockingly white beard. He was also a bit red from being out in the sun.

We were about to make the obvious comment when this kid comes hurtling down the boards running as fast as he can, his father doing his best to keep up. Well, the kid gets to our jolly fat man, tugs on his shirt and freezes up. Jolly had turned around and was simply smiling at this little guy. When the father eventually caught up we heard him explain that "my son really wanted to talk to you and just wanted you to know that he's been good all year and wanted to know what your favorite cookies are."

The old guy, much to his credit, lets out this incredible belly laugh, leans in and tells the kid that chocolate chip are his favorite and that he should remember to leave out a carrot for the reindeer.

With that he waved and just kept on walking.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I fucking love christmas

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    How the Grinch Stole Christmas is one of Chuck Jones' best animations.

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    edited December 2009
    ziplock that is the awesomest

    I got married on Dec 23, 2002, so Christmas and its environs are a pretty neat time for me. We had a big tree in the church and all the gifts were put under it. We saved them and opened them on Christmas morning.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Christmas is all about shiny things, colorful lights, good music, and good food.

    Who could hate it? Screw religious origins.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Christmas is a pretty awesome time to get together with my friends and have a good time

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    this is going to be an excellent christmas

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    christmas is fucking awesome

    and with kids it is even better

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    Christmas is all about shiny things, colorful lights, good music, and good food.

    Who could hate it? Screw religious origins.

    Also people tend to be less assholish to each other.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I like giving presents

    So Christmas is good times.

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    edited December 2009
    Ruckus wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Christmas is all about shiny things, colorful lights, good music, and good food.

    Who could hate it? Screw religious origins.

    Also people tend to be less assholish to each other.

    except for in parking lots

    my church is doing the adven conspiracy this year. basically the idea is to give fewer but more meaningful presents and take the time and money that would normally be devoted to an orgy of stuff acquisition and channel into helping people out. i think it's a good idea partly because it's a pretty good Biblical principle and also because i am not nearly as into stuff as i used to be.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    I like giving presents

    So Christmas is good times.

    Would you be interested in giving crocheted things in exchange for money?

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    heh

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I like giving presents

    So Christmas is good times.

    Would you be interested in giving crocheted things in exchange for money?

    i first read this as wanting crotch things in exchange for money

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I like giving presents

    So Christmas is good times.

    Would you be interested in giving crocheted things in exchange for money?

    That's not really 'giving'

    What do you propose, sir

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I like giving presents

    So Christmas is good times.

    Would you be interested in giving crocheted things in exchange for money?

    i first read this as wanting crotch things in exchange for money

    No one has EVER made that mistake before

    You are the first

    For realz

    (for a few months after I started crocheting, I couldn't spell 'crotch' correctly on the first try)

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My favorite childhood Christmas memories are of skating around Lake St. Clair with my brother, my dad and whatever uncles happened to be around. We'd always skate from Grandma's house all the way out to the Henry Ford Estate and look at all the decorations from the frozen water, hockey sticks in hand to catch us just in case we went through the ice.

    More recently, a couple of Christmases ago I was home in MI visiting, and lo and behold my younger brother surprised us all by getting leave from whereever the Army had stashed him in the Middle East. I am still surprised that my Mom didn't pass out from the excitement, but we were all in tears just so happy to see him. Needless to say, I badly lost the NERF guerrilla war on Christmas day that year.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Is this where I admit that good christmas music is like an emotional suckerpunch for me, and

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He8b9YSllOo

    has made me cry?

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    this is going to be an excellent christmas

    oh hell yes it is :D

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I like giving presents

    So Christmas is good times.

    Would you be interested in giving crocheted things in exchange for money?

    That's not really 'giving'

    What do you propose, sir

    Well, I'd be giving and you'd be giving. So it's like...double the giving.

    I'll send you a PM.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    this is going to be an excellent christmas

    oh hell yes it is :D

    I want the dates that Mr. Man is on the East Coast.

    If it works out, Chels and I can meet you somewhere between NY and Groton.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I like giving presents

    So Christmas is good times.

    Would you be interested in giving crocheted things in exchange for money?

    i first read this as wanting crotch things in exchange for money

    No one has EVER made that mistake before

    You are the first

    For realz

    (for a few months after I started crocheting, I couldn't spell 'crotch' correctly on the first try)

    well it was new to me

    i have same problem with horrible misspellings when it comes to the annual MDA Telethon i produce for my tv station

    i always type it out "telethong"

    not good when you are discussing the run down of the 14th hour with the national rep

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    christmas is awesome

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I like Christmas.

    This is probably going to be a bad one though.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    this is going to be an excellent christmas

    oh hell yes it is :D

    I want the dates that Mr. Man is on the East Coast.

    If it works out, Chels and I can meet you somewhere between NY and Groton.

    will do

    going to be out of town until Friday, but catch me this weekend

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    SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hey so this is the Happy Christmas thread

    I made a card
    christmascard1.jpg

    I plan on making more, any suggestions?

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    edited December 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I like giving presents

    So Christmas is good times.

    Would you be interested in giving crocheted things in exchange for money?

    i first read this as wanting crotch things in exchange for money

    No one has EVER made that mistake before

    You are the first

    For realz

    (for a few months after I started crocheting, I couldn't spell 'crotch' correctly on the first try)

    well it was new to me

    i have same problem with horrible misspellings when it comes to the annual MDA Telethon i produce for my tv station

    i always type it out "telethong"

    not good when you are discussing the run down of the 14th hour with the national rep

    i worked (for two days) as a telemarketer trying to raise money for the Police Benevolence something or other and I could not stop saying 'Police Brutality.' This was unrelated to how briefly I worked there. Two 8 hour days eroded my soul to the point where I could barely see.

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    Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    DrZiplock that is a great story! I love Christmas, planning really good gifts for your loved ones is so much fun.

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    gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Christmas is great because you can drink so much booze and its okay because you are being jolly or merry.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Josiah_9 wrote: »
    DrZiplock that is a great story!

    Seriously. I can't stop grinning when I think about it.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I don't hate on christmas, but I would like to be able to relax more during the holidays. This year, due to work schedules the plan is to leave the in-laws in PEI as soon as the wife gets home from work on the 25th, drive for 4 hours, spend a couple days visiting, and then drive back on the 28th as we both work the 29th.

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    my own dirty little secret is that i'll take a side trip on the way home to scope out neighborhoods for xmas light displays.

    to take the kids to later. honest.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    my family has a tradition of stopping what we are doing and all gathering together for a least 2 hours every christmas eve to watch National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

    it is the only time of the year we are allowed to watch it. no matter what.

    they play it on tv all the time, but you have to avoid it at all cost to keep the tradition pure

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hey so this is the Happy Christmas thread

    I made a card
    christmascard1.jpg

    I plan on making more, any suggestions?

    Don't?
    I kid. <3

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I love Christmas.
    I like old-fashioned Christmas carols because I'm a fool for polyphony.
    I like egg nog beyond all reason. And fruitcake. And cranberry sauce.
    I like a time of year when everyone is encouraged to be cheerful and warm.
    I love the lights.


    And yes, I'm a Hannukah stalwart, have been since I was a kid.
    I quite sincerely like miraculous survival stories.
    I also like fried food.
    I'm the only one in my family who can remember which are the "loaded" dreidels; when I was younger and more malicious I would make sure to give my sister the one that never wins.

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    SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Hey so this is the Happy Christmas thread

    I made a card
    christmascard1.jpg

    I plan on making more, any suggestions?

    Don't?
    I kid. <3

    My heart stopped for a second

    Don't toy with my emotions like that
    :)

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I've learned to play 11 notes of Jingle Bells on the guitar. Slowly.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    the wife and i fret way too much about what presents for the kids need to be from Mom and Dad and what needs to be from Santa

    all the Santa presents have their own wrapping paper that is kept in super duper top secret places

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    cadmunky wrote: »
    my own dirty little secret is that i'll take a side trip on the way home to scope out neighborhoods for xmas light displays.

    to take the kids to later. honest.

    We used to do this all the time on Christmas Eve.

    Now when Chelsea and I are driving from her folks place to mine (about an hour and a half) we weave our way through neighborhoods looking for awesome displays.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    oh that reminds me

    one of the nice things about working near the ridiculous mansions in Newport is the Christmas light displays are phenomenal

    I'll try and remember to bring my camera the next time I'm up there

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    the wife and i fret way too much about what presents for the kids need to be from Mom and Dad and what needs to be from Santa

    all the Santa presents have their own wrapping paper that is kept in super duper top secret places

    My mom used to do that. She kept the Santa wrapping paper and 'to/from' notes at work. She also had other people write out the to/from notes so I wouldn't recognize her handwriting.

    Mom was smart.

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