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    SkellieSkellie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Fishman wrote: »
    Yeah, when it come to a decision twhether or not to dive a hard cylindrical object into a round opening, SE++ votes as expected.

    I tried to think of some crude joke for it but yes this is correct.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Cruise

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Straightzi wrote: »
    {Shitty picture of a guy going fast in a submarine}

    submarine.jpg

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Cruise, we might need the laser later

    Seems a bit early to blow our load

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    Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Cruise. Though both seem like bad ideas. Can we leave the grotto it scares me

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Straightzi wrote: »
    {Shitty picture of a guy going fast in a submarine}

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    This is better, I swear to god

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    FoodFood Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    yeah let's keep blindly driving around a submarine in a pitch black cave where there are probably aliens or somthing.

    use the fucking light!

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2010
    Just keep swimming.

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    Cruise, we might need the laser later

    Seems a bit early to blow our load

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i hope he gets dysentery and shits all up in his suit

    that's what you get for questioning god's plan

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    DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    Cruise, we might need the laser later

    Seems a bit early to blow our load

    SE++ does not endorse premature illumination.

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    SkellieSkellie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    use the light and hope we get some interesting choices soon

    Do you
    A) teach the merpeople how to use your advanced human technology so that they have better medicine and protection from sea monsters, but also the ability to develop weapons which they may use to kill eachother; or

    B) leave them to their peaceful ways which are in harmony with nature, but continue to allow common diseases to go untreated and ongoing attacks from sea monsters.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I say we cruise. Maybe we'll crash and have to fight a giant shark or something.

    But then, maybe the laser will annoy the giant octopus.

    Hmmmmm

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    Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Skellie wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    use the light and hope we get some interesting choices soon

    Do you
    A) teach the merpeople how to use your advanced human technology so that they have better medicine and protection from sea monsters, but also the ability to develop weapons which they may use to kill eachother; or

    B) leave them to their peaceful ways which are in harmony with nature, but continue to allow common diseases to go untreated and ongoing attacks from sea monsters.

    Perhaps it is not in their nature to war each other! A)

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Skellie wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    use the light and hope we get some interesting choices soon

    Do you
    A) teach the merpeople how to use your advanced human technology so that they have better medicine and protection from sea monsters, but also the ability to develop weapons which they may use to kill eachother; or

    B) leave them to their peaceful ways which are in harmony with nature, but continue to allow common diseases to go untreated and ongoing attacks from sea monsters.
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I think this is definitely a laser situation

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    speed 2: cruise control

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    There's a picture on this one, but I don't even know what's going on

    Not a giant squid so I don't care, essentially
    You cruise silently into the grotto. Its roof seems to slope upward and you follow the slope. The depth finder shows that you are rising quite rapidly. Perhaps you will reach the surface and open air. Then the roof of the grotto stops sloping upward. Before you is a perfectly round metallic hatch made of a metal that you have never seen before. With the metallic arm of the Seeker you try to open the hatch. It will not open. You begin to send radio signals at the door hoping to make contact on the other side.

    Do you:
    A. Decide to blow the hatch open with an explosive charge?
    or
    B. Decide to continue transmitting radio communications through the hatch?

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    cruise you fucking pussies

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    hell yes

    time to blow some shit up

    plant the charges soap

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    Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    BLOW THAT SHIT

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    BLOW IT ALL UP

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    radio communications to be safe

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I am also pro-explosion

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    DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Blow that mother open.

    This will hopefully be a lesson learned to all future locked doors in our path.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Can't say no to explosions.

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    FoodFood Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    okay, this one is obvious

    blow that shit the hell up

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    Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Look I watched LOST I'm pretty sure blowing hatches leads to plot development!

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    this is a complete no brainer

    set those charges

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    radio communications to be safe

    we dont want to kill whats on the other side!

    or do we?!

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I actually feel like the star of the story

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    HAVE YOU GUYS NOT SEEN LOST

    THIS HATCH WILL BE THE END OF US

    eh screw it blow it to kingdom come

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    BAYSPLOSION

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I propose republishing more classic works in this form

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    The only way to get beyond the door is to blast it away, or so you believe. The Seeker's laser cannon is powerful and you position the Seeker to fire. Pushing the fire button, you send a powerful beam at the hatch. Nothing happens. Then you advance the cannon control to full emergency force. Again you push the button and the beam dissolves the hatch instantly. A flood of sea water rushes into the giant hole, carrying you with it into and air filled cavern beyond. The water fills the cavern with speed and explosive force. You see several people scurrying towards escape hatches. IT IS TOO LATE! You did the wrong thing. The End.

    And now, I am off to dinner. Nice job faggots.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    radio communications to be safe

    we dont want to kill whats on the other side!

    or do we?!

    i think it might be a little less lethal than explosions. Unless whatever is on the other side can live through explosions.

    in which case we are fucked.

    b is the right choice

    e: see you stupid bastards

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    Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Haha owned.

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    way to fucking go I told you guys

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    all fun is punished

    shoulda explored that ledge I guess

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    you led us to our doom captain FAQ

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