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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Davoid wrote: »

    So if I'm reading that right, we died in the shortest possible time.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A HARRY POTTER BOOK

    YOU WOULDN'T STEAL WORLD WAR Z

    PLAYING CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURES OVER THE INTERNET IS STEALING
    well now, that depends

    if i steal a harry potter book, do i have to read it?

    if so, count me out

    Houk on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    look, you're the one stealing in this scenario, it's your decision

    you could probably sell it on Craigslist for a dollar or a handjob or something

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Okay, so I intended to let you guys restart

    But my computer went batshit tonight

    So until it believes that it is an authorized copy of windows again, I'm kinda, well, not computerless, but not exactly able to use it on some normal person level either

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    WHAT WAS ON THE LEDGE?

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Jimmy Hoffa.

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    Gridman! Baby DAN DAN! Baby DAN DAN!
  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Davoid wrote: »

    So if I'm reading that right, we died in the shortest possible time.

    Pretty much

    We ran it straight into the ground at pretty much first opportunity

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  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Davoid wrote: »

    So if I'm reading that right, we died in the shortest possible time.

    I don't think we died. We just ended the story unfavorably.

    So technically we chose the shortest path to end the story without dieing.

    Dragonicity on
  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    it was the best of threads

    it was the worst of threads....


    A Tale of Two SE++s

    by Charles Dickfucks

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Davoid wrote: »
    WHAT WAS ON THE LEDGE?

    You step onto the ledge and a giant squid comes after your boat

    I did that one on the john one day

    I tried to stick with my boat and get it started again, and ended up shooting the squid with a speargun

    Then I got hardcore bends from resurfacing too quickly and had to wait a couple weeks to go back in the sea

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    SUCKS

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
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    shoot that bugger

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  • SkellieSkellie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Fire your harpoon into him and ride him through the sea!

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    rankenphile's was better but this was funny too.

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Ford the river

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    having flashbacks to that oregon trail thread I did a long ways back

    where we went in a big goddamn circle and then died east of where we started with our wagon full of bacon and salt

    TheySlashThem on
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    having flashbacks to that oregon trail thread I did a long ways back

    where we went in a big goddamn circle and then died east of where we started with our wagon full of bacon and salt

    ahahaha

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    having flashbacks to that oregon trail thread I did a long ways back

    where we went in a big goddamn circle and then died east of where we started with our wagon full of bacon and salt

    Do another one.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I don't want to start another one until I have garaunteed access to a computer that can run it

    (yes my laptop is so shitty it cannot run the current version of the oregon trail)

    TheySlashThem on
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I don't want to start another one until I have garaunteed access to a computer that can run it

    (yes my laptop is so shitty it cannot run the current version of the oregon trail)

    Not even an older version through DOSBox?

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I play the old mac version
    TIME TO HUNT FOR FOOD

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I don't want to start another one until I have garaunteed access to a computer that can run it

    (yes my laptop is so shitty it cannot run the current version of the oregon trail)

    Not even an older version through DOSBox?

    I've only got a copy of the new version

    TheySlashThem on
  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    having flashbacks to that oregon trail thread I did a long ways back

    where we went in a big goddamn circle and then died east of where we started with our wagon full of bacon and salt

    That was such a hilarious thread. I laughed so hard reading it.

    FORD THAT RIVER!!

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Zodiak wrote: »
    Here is an approximate map of the route takin in the last game...
    ot2.jpg

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    hahaha, thats amazing.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    wow this is great but i cant say im surprised that SE++ did that

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  • SkellieSkellie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    SE++ group decision making is the best. Oregon trail, draw a horse...

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  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Remind me not to ask you fuckers to plot out any trips for me

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    just finished rereading it

    totally forgot that I never finished that last wagon

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Remind me not to ask you fuckers to plot out any trips for me
    nah its totally fine as long as you dont give us the option to ford a river, enter a crevice with a metal cylinder, explode anything, or suck rattlesnake poison out of a child

    Houk on
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    Remind me not to ask you fuckers to plot out any trips for me
    nah its totally fine as long as you dont give us the option to ford a river, enter a crevice with a metal cylinder, explode anything, or suck rattlesnake poison out of a child

    FORD

    THE

    RIVER

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  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    Remind me not to ask you fuckers to plot out any trips for me
    nah its totally fine as long as you dont give us the option to ford a river, enter a crevice with a metal cylinder, explode anything, or suck rattlesnake poison out of a child

    I genuinely would have misgivings about asking any of you to suck anything out of a child

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    Remind me not to ask you fuckers to plot out any trips for me
    nah its totally fine as long as you dont give us the option to ford a river, enter a crevice with a metal cylinder, explode anything, or suck rattlesnake poison out of a child

    I genuinely would have misgivings about asking any of you to suck anything out of a child
    oh, and caulking anything is totally out of the question

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    and don't go anywhere near mormons

    they are made of snakes

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    FORD

    THE
    RIVER

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I always liked killing 4362 pounds of meat, you can only carry back 200.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Zephos wrote: »
    I always liked killing 4362 pounds of meat, you can only carry back 200.
    a fine lesson never learned

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    HAVENT THEY EVER HEARD OF 2 TRIPS SHIT.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Zephos wrote: »
    HAVENT THEY EVER HEARD OF 2 TRIPS SHIT.
    2 trips shit is definitely one of the best house dj's ive ever heard, its true

    Houk on
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