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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Just finished Memoirs of a Geisha and now I am attempting to re-read the Artemis Fowl series
    noooooooooooooo, don't do this
    I say this as someone who still owns all six books, and misplaced the Files

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm reading Salt: A World History right now

    Up next is Musicophilia, and then probably the Omnivore's Dilemma

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Musicophillia is a great read.

    It does happen to have one really depressing story, though.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What is House of Leaves, anyway? I keep hearing about it.

    It's supposedly a book reminiscent of creepy internet stories like the Dionaea House and Ted the Caver. I'm a huuuge fan of creepy internet stories, so it's something I've always want to look out. The premise is a family moves into a house bigger on the inside than the outside, and shit gets freakier from there I guess.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What is House of Leaves, anyway? I keep hearing about it.

    It's supposedly a book reminiscent of creepy internet stories like the Dionaea House and Ted the Caver. I'm a huuuge fan of creepy internet stories, so it's something I've always want to look out. The premise is a family moves into a house bigger on the inside than the outside, and shit gets freakier from there I guess.
    it's their fault for sneaking into the TARDIS

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I was about to post that!

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Musicophillia is a great read.

    It does happen to have one really depressing story, though.

    Am I going to need kleenex?

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Maybe. It's not exactly a tear-jerker, but you will probably feel really bad for the guy.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Just finished Memoirs of a Geisha and now I am attempting to re-read the Artemis Fowl series
    noooooooooooooo, don't do this
    I say this as someone who still owns all six books, and misplaced the Files

    man i obsessed so hard over that series as a kid, though

    i know it wont hold up 100% but i never finished the last two and fuuuuck i hate when that happens

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Just finished Memoirs of a Geisha and now I am attempting to re-read the Artemis Fowl series
    noooooooooooooo, don't do this
    I say this as someone who still owns all six books, and misplaced the Files

    man i obsessed so hard over that series as a kid, though

    i know it wont hold up 100% but i never finished the last two and fuuuuck i hate when that happens

    I know the feeling
    seriously, reading The Lost Colony and The Time Paradox will just make you sadder than not reading them
    I already had a sinking feeling about the series since The Opal Deception
    oh, and he's making a seventh book :|

    but, the first two books still hold up decently, and the third isn't that bad

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    WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Middlemarch. It's long.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Possum living by Dolly Freed


    It's entertaining and makes me really wish I could just set fire to everything I own and go squat in an abandoned farm house in the mountains.

    Stale on
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What is House of Leaves, anyway? I keep hearing about it.

    It's supposedly a book reminiscent of creepy internet stories like the Dionaea House and Ted the Caver. I'm a huuuge fan of creepy internet stories, so it's something I've always want to look out. The premise is a family moves into a house bigger on the inside than the outside, and shit gets freakier from there I guess.

    I found the semi-lucid bits about the house and the labyrinth very unsettling, quite creepy in a way that's hard to put a finger on. There is a lot of other crap in the book though that I didn't find very entertaining and the whacked out formatting can get pretty irritating. Also makes you look completely insane if you're reading it in public.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Just finished Memoirs of a Geisha and now I am attempting to re-read the Artemis Fowl series
    noooooooooooooo, don't do this
    I say this as someone who still owns all six books, and misplaced the Files

    man i obsessed so hard over that series as a kid, though

    i know it wont hold up 100% but i never finished the last two and fuuuuck i hate when that happens

    I know the feeling
    seriously, reading The Lost Colony and The Time Paradox will just make you sadder than not reading them
    I already had a sinking feeling about the series since The Opal Deception
    oh, and he's making a seventh book :|

    but, the first two books still hold up decently, and the third isn't that bad

    noooooo

    now i have to choose between my intense curiosity and my intense desire to not fuck up my childhood memories any more than the internet already has

    oh well, least i've got lolita to tide me over

    mensch-o-matic on
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Just finished Memoirs of a Geisha and now I am attempting to re-read the Artemis Fowl series
    noooooooooooooo, don't do this
    I say this as someone who still owns all six books, and misplaced the Files

    man i obsessed so hard over that series as a kid, though

    i know it wont hold up 100% but i never finished the last two and fuuuuck i hate when that happens

    As a kid? I remember those books being big when I was in High School.

    Man, I'm getting old.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Just finished Memoirs of a Geisha and now I am attempting to re-read the Artemis Fowl series
    noooooooooooooo, don't do this
    I say this as someone who still owns all six books, and misplaced the Files

    man i obsessed so hard over that series as a kid, though

    i know it wont hold up 100% but i never finished the last two and fuuuuck i hate when that happens

    As a kid? I remember those books being big when I was in High School.

    Man, I'm getting old.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hahaha

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Just finished Memoirs of a Geisha and now I am attempting to re-read the Artemis Fowl series
    noooooooooooooo, don't do this
    I say this as someone who still owns all six books, and misplaced the Files

    man i obsessed so hard over that series as a kid, though

    i know it wont hold up 100% but i never finished the last two and fuuuuck i hate when that happens

    I know the feeling
    seriously, reading The Lost Colony and The Time Paradox will just make you sadder than not reading them
    I already had a sinking feeling about the series since The Opal Deception
    oh, and he's making a seventh book :|

    but, the first two books still hold up decently, and the third isn't that bad

    noooooo

    now i have to choose between my intense curiosity and my intense desire to not fuck up my childhood memories any more than the internet already has

    oh well, least i've got lolita to tide me over

    Read the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series. It's great young-adult lit without being stupid.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The first Artemis Fowl was published in 2001.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Archgarth wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Just finished Memoirs of a Geisha and now I am attempting to re-read the Artemis Fowl series
    noooooooooooooo, don't do this
    I say this as someone who still owns all six books, and misplaced the Files

    man i obsessed so hard over that series as a kid, though

    i know it wont hold up 100% but i never finished the last two and fuuuuck i hate when that happens

    I know the feeling
    seriously, reading The Lost Colony and The Time Paradox will just make you sadder than not reading them
    I already had a sinking feeling about the series since The Opal Deception
    oh, and he's making a seventh book :|

    but, the first two books still hold up decently, and the third isn't that bad

    noooooo

    now i have to choose between my intense curiosity and my intense desire to not fuck up my childhood memories any more than the internet already has

    oh well, least i've got lolita to tide me over

    Read the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series. It's great young-adult lit without being stupid.

    no it's stupid and is essentially a mary sue with the Scion p&p rules

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The first Artemis Fowl was published in 2001.

    I would have been eight, hth

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    and i'd have been 10! OH GOD IM A SEA HAG

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    The first Artemis Fowl was published in 2001.

    I would have been eight, hth

    Christ on a crutch I'm old

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I was seven.

    Good times.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    The first Artemis Fowl was published in 2001.

    I would have been eight, hth

    Christ you are a tiny baby

    Meanwhile I feel almost Druhim-like in my oldness

    Aging sucks dicks

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Jesus Christ you are all too fucking young

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    and i'd have been 10! OH GOD IM A SEA HAG

    don't be a gooey chocolate chip cookie

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Archgarth wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Just finished Memoirs of a Geisha and now I am attempting to re-read the Artemis Fowl series
    noooooooooooooo, don't do this
    I say this as someone who still owns all six books, and misplaced the Files

    man i obsessed so hard over that series as a kid, though

    i know it wont hold up 100% but i never finished the last two and fuuuuck i hate when that happens

    I know the feeling
    seriously, reading The Lost Colony and The Time Paradox will just make you sadder than not reading them
    I already had a sinking feeling about the series since The Opal Deception
    oh, and he's making a seventh book :|

    but, the first two books still hold up decently, and the third isn't that bad

    noooooo

    now i have to choose between my intense curiosity and my intense desire to not fuck up my childhood memories any more than the internet already has

    oh well, least i've got lolita to tide me over

    Read the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series. It's great young-adult lit without being stupid.

    no it's stupid and is essentially a mary sue with the Scion p&p rules

    i already have a trillion books on my reading list anyway

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    turning twenty is going to be the scariest thing that has ever happened to me
    scarier than girl mode? :whistle:

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    turning twenty is going to be the scariest thing that has ever happened to me

    OH shut up :P

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I can't wait until there's people on this forum too young to remember 9/11

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I have an issue. I'm nearly finished with quicksilver, but apparently there are two additional books after that that are also probably like 900 pages long. If I read those I'll probably be doing that all summer, but if I stop and take a break I know I'll have fuckall of an idea about what's going on once I get back (If I ever do) because that's what happened to me approximately 5 times while reading through the wheel of time series.

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i'm reading

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    james ellroy is good stuff

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I can't wait until there's people on this forum too young to remember 9/11

    there's a joke about cent being a pedo here...

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    keep looking, dude. I'm sure you'll find it somewhere.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    and i'd have been 10! OH GOD IM A SEA HAG

    I was 15. I am old as dirt.

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I am finally reading "The Lost", the third Gaunt's Ghosts omnibus. Holy crap Traitor General is an orgy of stealth murder

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    SLyM wrote: »
    I have an issue. I'm nearly finished with quicksilver, but apparently there are two additional books after that that are also probably like 900 pages long. If I read those I'll probably be doing that all summer, but if I stop and take a break I know I'll have fuckall of an idea about what's going on once I get back (If I ever do) because that's what happened to me approximately 5 times while reading through the wheel of time series.

    Read the others, you giant vagina. They're awesome. Also, the ending of the last book is one of the most satisfying ones I've read.

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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Catch-22 is a fantastic amazing wonderful book

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    turning twenty is going to be the scariest thing that has ever happened to me

    this is the dumbest thing i've ever read

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