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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hey, the new champion's design was modified and isn't absolutely terrible now. GJ Riot?

    Link?

    Oh, see, by design I thought he meant art. She still looks horrid.

    I think she looks cool, or at least on par with everyone else

    Yeah to be honest the art in this game isn't exactly breathtaking.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'm 6'0", give or take, and I'm pretty happy with that

    I should fucking hope so.

    My dad keeps calling me short, though

    My youngest brother is 6'4". He was feeling his oats one day when I was visiting and he called me short. I got right up in his face and kneed him in the balls. He never did it again.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Wait, LoL doesn't have denies? Didn't know that, I always assumed it was concerned an important part of the game.

    Yup, denies are gone. Last hits are still around. There is no way to keep the enemy team from getting money from tower kills, and the only way to keep them from getting the money is to keep them from last hitting.

    Interestin'

    If I wasn't already wasting my time trying to figure out how to make 4.0.1 not destroy my pally I'd probably give that a shot.

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    CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    If anyone wants to LoL I will be around for LoLing.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I felt bad for the girl that was like 5'2" at the fencing tournament this weekend.

    I mean, she didn't do awful but every fight the odds are basically stacked against her.

    I still won more often than not though, and I had the same handicap

    ALTHOUGH females have a slight advantage in fencing over men

    breasts, it turn out, actually affect the capability of the electronic tips to score

    at least in epee fencing, and foils

    saber fencing really doesn't have this problem

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    im 5'6" fuck yall tall people

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I felt bad for the girl that was like 5'2" at the fencing tournament this weekend.

    I mean, she didn't do awful but every fight the odds are basically stacked against her.

    Well yeah she's a woman.

    preacher: quality posting since 1975

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I felt bad for the girl that was like 5'2" at the fencing tournament this weekend.

    I mean, she didn't do awful but every fight the odds are basically stacked against her.

    Yeah, it would be like boxing someone with inches of reach on you EVERY TIME.

    In my brief college fencing experience, I felt it (5'8") against the taller 6'0"+ dudes in class every time.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    I'm 6'3" and my girlfriend is 5'2". I have in the past worn heels. I make an ugly female but you'd be amazed at how few people will say that when you're effectively 6'9".

    A tall dude in heels is no threat, I mean you're super vulnerable. Like an AT AT walker.

    I was on watch for Mark Hamil and I would have punched first.

    I'd shake that mans hand, if only because he's my favorite joker and Luke was a huge part of my childhood.

    I would too normally. But as you pointed out, AT-AT walker and he was one of the few to take one down.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm not tall

    I'm strictly average

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »

    breasts, it turn out, actually affect to score

    Breaking news from Arch's studies people, we are through the looking glass.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I felt bad for the girl that was like 5'2" at the fencing tournament this weekend.

    I mean, she didn't do awful but every fight the odds are basically stacked against her.

    I still won more often than not though, and I had the same handicap

    ALTHOUGH females have a slight advantage in fencing over men

    breasts, it turn out, actually affect the capability of the electronic tips to score

    at least in epee fencing, and foils

    saber fencing really doesn't have this problem

    Well I'm also not sure how the fencing I does differs from the fencing you did in terms of some rules. Such as say, limits on blade length and whatnot. Did everyone having the same length blade? Also, I have to imagine that strength plays a much smaller role in olympic style fencing, can't imagine getting much leverage with such a bendy 'blade'.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    im 5'6" fuck yall tall people

    no, shaz

    fuck YOU


    you got three whole inches on me bro

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    I would too normally. But as you pointed out, AT-AT walker and he was one of the few to take one down.

    With a lightsaber man! He lost his gunner, you have to watch out for Wedge.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I felt bad for the girl that was like 5'2" at the fencing tournament this weekend.

    I mean, she didn't do awful but every fight the odds are basically stacked against her.

    I still won more often than not though, and I had the same handicap

    ALTHOUGH females have a slight advantage in fencing over men

    breasts, it turn out, actually affect the capability of the electronic tips to score

    at least in epee fencing, and foils

    saber fencing really doesn't have this problem

    When I fenced they all wore these hard plastic chestguards, which I assume would make it easier to register. I didn't know about this till I was encouraged to aim there when sparring because they basically couldn't even feel anything more than a slight poke no matter how hard you were going for it.

    That might've come out weird.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    dem titties: CHEATING in fencing

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    im 5'6" fuck yall tall people

    no, shaz

    fuck YOU


    you got three whole inches on me bro

    yeah ok you are pretty small

    but its ok!

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'm not tall

    I'm strictly average

    strictly come dancing the kind of lukewarm way

    "eh, ah, okay, your dance got me mildly wet"

    "I would describe your performance as half-mast"

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    I would too normally. But as you pointed out, AT-AT walker and he was one of the few to take one down.

    With a lightsaber man! He lost his gunner, you have to watch out for Wedge.

    Right, and the only man who was gonna stab me with his lightsaber that night was my boyfriend. I wasn't giving Hamil a shot.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    desc wrote: »
    dem titties: CHEATING in fencing

    Well its not our fault that we keep wanting to put our hard cylndrical object between them and thrust rapidly!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I felt bad for the girl that was like 5'2" at the fencing tournament this weekend.

    I mean, she didn't do awful but every fight the odds are basically stacked against her.

    I still won more often than not though, and I had the same handicap

    ALTHOUGH females have a slight advantage in fencing over men

    breasts, it turn out, actually affect the capability of the electronic tips to score

    at least in epee fencing, and foils

    saber fencing really doesn't have this problem

    Well I'm also not sure how the fencing I does differs from the fencing you did in terms of some rules. Such as say, limits on blade length and whatnot. Did everyone having the same length blade? Also, I have to imagine that strength plays a much smaller role in olympic style fencing, can't imagine getting much leverage with such a bendy 'blade'.

    oh

    uh...yeah

    completely different rules, strength is not as big of a thing (although the ability to successfully beat is tied to arm strength)

    a lot of the fencing strategy for shorter fencers lies in fleching (or however you spell it) and closing with a riposte or an outside parry-> blade lock (terms are escaping me)

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    I would too normally. But as you pointed out, AT-AT walker and he was one of the few to take one down.

    With a lightsaber man! He lost his gunner, you have to watch out for Wedge.

    Right, and the only man who was gonna stab me with his lightsaber that night was my boyfriend. I wasn't giving Hamil a shot.

    You wouldn't let Mark have some on credit? Come on he's kind of short and he had a motorcycle accident, let the man have a pitty fuck.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I felt bad for the girl that was like 5'2" at the fencing tournament this weekend.

    I mean, she didn't do awful but every fight the odds are basically stacked against her.

    I still won more often than not though, and I had the same handicap

    ALTHOUGH females have a slight advantage in fencing over men

    breasts, it turn out, actually affect the capability of the electronic tips to score

    at least in epee fencing, and foils

    saber fencing really doesn't have this problem

    When I fenced they all wore these hard plastic chestguards, which I assume would make it easier to register. I didn't know about this till I was encouraged to aim there when sparring because they basically couldn't even feel anything more than a slight poke no matter how hard you were going for it.

    That might've come out weird.

    women cannot feel pain, especially during rape

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I felt bad for the girl that was like 5'2" at the fencing tournament this weekend.

    I mean, she didn't do awful but every fight the odds are basically stacked against her.

    I still won more often than not though, and I had the same handicap

    ALTHOUGH females have a slight advantage in fencing over men

    breasts, it turn out, actually affect the capability of the electronic tips to score

    at least in epee fencing, and foils

    saber fencing really doesn't have this problem

    When I fenced they all wore these hard plastic chestguards, which I assume would make it easier to register. I didn't know about this till I was encouraged to aim there when sparring because they basically couldn't even feel anything more than a slight poke no matter how hard you were going for it.

    That might've come out weird.

    well, the thing is with electronic tips, the plastic breastplate "slides", and the button sometimes doesn't depress, so hits that would count on a guy don't count on a girl

    it is one of the few times I will actually endorse sex-separated sports, because there is really no way to remove this disparity, aside from only having flat-chested women fence without a chest guard

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I felt bad for the girl that was like 5'2" at the fencing tournament this weekend.

    I mean, she didn't do awful but every fight the odds are basically stacked against her.

    I still won more often than not though, and I had the same handicap

    ALTHOUGH females have a slight advantage in fencing over men

    breasts, it turn out, actually affect the capability of the electronic tips to score

    at least in epee fencing, and foils

    saber fencing really doesn't have this problem

    When I fenced they all wore these hard plastic chestguards, which I assume would make it easier to register. I didn't know about this till I was encouraged to aim there when sparring because they basically couldn't even feel anything more than a slight poke no matter how hard you were going for it.

    That might've come out weird.

    women cannot feel pain, especially during rape

    I hear it doesn't hurt.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Heh. Lucas in Spooks has the MGS codec noise as a ring tone.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    dem titties: CHEATING in fencing

    Well its not our fault that we keep wanting to put our hard cylndrical object between them and thrust rapidly!

    Right. It's important to focus on the basics here: WE are the victims.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    I would too normally. But as you pointed out, AT-AT walker and he was one of the few to take one down.

    With a lightsaber man! He lost his gunner, you have to watch out for Wedge.

    Right, and the only man who was gonna stab me with his lightsaber that night was my boyfriend. I wasn't giving Hamil a shot.

    You wouldn't let Mark have some on credit? Come on he's kind of short and he had a motorcycle accident, let the man have a pitty fuck.

    I'm a one person AT-AT.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Having to rely on electronics for fencing sounds aggravating.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'm not tall

    I'm strictly average

    Maybe in Norway!

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Having to rely on electronics for fencing sounds aggravating.

    well, competitively it is really the only way

    these people are SO FAST, and sometimes hits are milliseconds apart

    Arch on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    So this chick deleted her OKC account too.

    But she's still talking to me and wants to hang out with me.

    Guys I am better than all the rest of OKC.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I bet I will want a ps3 when gran turismo eventually comes out.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    So this chick deleted her OKC account too.

    But she's still talking to me and wants to hang out with me.

    Guys I am better than all the rest of OKC.

    17 right? Tell Chris Hansen I said hello.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    So this chick deleted her OKC account too.

    But she's still talking to me and wants to hang out with me.

    Guys I am better than all the rest of OKC.

    Are you the best around? Will anything keep you down?

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wow arch, you're as short as my girlfriend

    she is pretty small

    you must be adorable

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Having to rely on electronics for fencing sounds aggravating.

    well, competitively it is really the only way

    these people are SO FAST, and sometimes hits are milliseconds apart

    Oh, I can understand why they do it, it just sounds like it would be frustrating as a fencer. Luckily, the fencing I do, while it can be competitive, is mostly for fun, has a strong honor system, and due to the rules what constitutes a legal blow is usually pretty easy to tell visually.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wait is Mori 5'7" because I am pretty sure I was taller than him and I am not 5'8". Maybe he hunches over or something.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    all the last page is blurring together

    but

    basically

    we need a fencing league made up of women in latex lingerie and in platform heels

    I bet that would get the sport back on broadcast tv

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Having to rely on electronics for fencing sounds aggravating.

    well, competitively it is really the only way

    these people are SO FAST, and sometimes hits are milliseconds apart

    Oh, I can understand why they do it, it just sounds like it would be frustrating as a fencer. Luckily, the fencing I do*, while it can be competitive, is mostly for fun, has a strong honor system, and due to the rules what constitutes a legal blow is usually pretty easy to tell visually**.

    * duels to the death

    ** copious blood flow

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