Oh my god this dude in front of me fucking stinks so hard.
Some tweaker came up to me on the train last night looking for money. stank so bad, and not in a "I'm homeless and I haven't showered in three weeks" sort of way but in a "I'm sweaty because I've been on a steady diet of meth for the last 36 hours" sort of way.
I told him I didn't have any cash and he was all, "Coins?" "Nope, sorry." "How about foreign money?"
First time I've ever had somebody panhandle me for foreign money. My first instinct was to go, "Hold on, I've got some South African krugerand right here no I don't have any fucking foreign money do I look like the fucking consolate?" but I didn't wanna get stabbed.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
i used to go to Anime North every year, which is Ontario's big anime convention
i think this year is really my last year given how i don't give a shit about anime, i don't really have any interest in the merchandise, and i actually don't like most of the people there
i used to go primarily to see friends i don't otherwise see through-out the year, buuuut given that recently i had a big falling out with almost all of them, i don't give a shit about that anymore either
anyway
one of the more annoying "trends" in the past few years of AN has been the "free hug people"
big mob of socially retarded anime nerds wandering around a convention center parking lot yelling "free hugs!" and swarming you like zombies
Oh my god this dude in front of me fucking stinks so hard.
Some tweaker came up to me on the train last night looking for money. stank so bad, and not in a "I'm homeless and I haven't showered in three weeks" sort of way but in a "I'm sweaty because I've been on a steady diet of meth for the last 36 hours" sort of way.
I told him I didn't have any cash and he was all, "Coins?" "Nope, sorry." "How about foreign money?"
And you can't even offer them a boot up the ass anymore.
80% of them will just bend over and drop trou, right then and there.
Oh my god this dude in front of me fucking stinks so hard.
Some tweaker came up to me on the train last night looking for money. stank so bad, and not in a "I'm homeless and I haven't showered in three weeks" sort of way but in a "I'm sweaty because I've been on a steady diet of meth for the last 36 hours" sort of way.
I told him I didn't have any cash and he was all, "Coins?" "Nope, sorry." "How about foreign money?"
First time I've ever had somebody panhandle me for foreign money. My first instinct was to go, "Hold on, I've got some South African krugerand right here no I don't have any fucking foreign money do I look like the fucking consolate?" but I didn't wanna get stabbed.
You should've asked if he accepted beads and polished sea shells.
I can't work out if this girl I went to high school with is actually a lesbian, or if her Facebook relationship status is supposed to be a joke. I mean its with another girl from my same year so...I don't know.
Girl 1 *looking at her desktop background of tiger* : I wouldn't want to pet a tiger. It's probably all muscly and hard under that fur, and it wouldn't feel good.
Girl 2: I wouldn't pet a tiger because I'd be afraid it'd tear my arm off.
Girl 1: Well, even it was dead I wouldn't pet a tiger.
Girl 2: I can see that.
And I put $5 down on Cataclysm. I don't even know why! I should transfer it to Dead Space 2. I CAN'T GET BACK INTO THAT OKAY I JUST CAN'T.
The amount of gore and shocking imagery I expect to find in Dead Space 2 wouldn't be suitable for a proper lady. I suggest you give the $5 to me and spare yourself from a pants-wettening experie-OH GOD, A NECROMORPH IS CHEWING MY LEG OFF!
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[13:00] Cass: god!
[13:00] Matt: the first rule about feminist club is
[13:00] Matt: you can only talk about what feminist club tells you to talk about
[13:00] Cass: the first rule of feminist club is don't talk about feminist club without putting up a trigger warning first
[13:01] Matt: oh man
[13:01] Matt: that is so much better than my punchline
[13:01] Cass: yeah i know i'm pretty great
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is kirkman joking when he says he think walking dead could go on for years, or decades?
that is a joke, right
He's found his passion, and his passion is making him hella cash bucks. He will not stop writing it until you pry the pen from his cold, undead fingers.
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The word "prude" has lost most of it's meaning and now stands for "Any person who isn't into what I'm into sexually."
Some tweaker came up to me on the train last night looking for money. stank so bad, and not in a "I'm homeless and I haven't showered in three weeks" sort of way but in a "I'm sweaty because I've been on a steady diet of meth for the last 36 hours" sort of way.
I told him I didn't have any cash and he was all, "Coins?" "Nope, sorry." "How about foreign money?"
First time I've ever had somebody panhandle me for foreign money. My first instinct was to go, "Hold on, I've got some South African krugerand right here no I don't have any fucking foreign money do I look like the fucking consolate?" but I didn't wanna get stabbed.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
i think this year is really my last year given how i don't give a shit about anime, i don't really have any interest in the merchandise, and i actually don't like most of the people there
i used to go primarily to see friends i don't otherwise see through-out the year, buuuut given that recently i had a big falling out with almost all of them, i don't give a shit about that anymore either
anyway
one of the more annoying "trends" in the past few years of AN has been the "free hug people"
big mob of socially retarded anime nerds wandering around a convention center parking lot yelling "free hugs!" and swarming you like zombies
i want to punch them all in the face, repeatedly
And you can't even offer them a boot up the ass anymore.
80% of them will just bend over and drop trou, right then and there.
I joined my school's feminist club...
...
And I put $5 down on Cataclysm. I don't even know why! I should transfer it to Dead Space 2. I CAN'T GET BACK INTO THAT OKAY I JUST CAN'T.
I hope he gets smallpox and survives
I think I win at life.
Girl 1 *looking at her desktop background of tiger* : I wouldn't want to pet a tiger. It's probably all muscly and hard under that fur, and it wouldn't feel good.
Girl 2: I wouldn't pet a tiger because I'd be afraid it'd tear my arm off.
Girl 1: Well, even it was dead I wouldn't pet a tiger.
Girl 2: I can see that.
Not on the Sidewalk but whatever
The amount of gore and shocking imagery I expect to find in Dead Space 2 wouldn't be suitable for a proper lady. I suggest you give the $5 to me and spare yourself from a pants-wettening experie-OH GOD, A NECROMORPH IS CHEWING MY LEG OFF!
And thus, i set out on the road to getting maced.
Blew me away the first time I heard it. It's the real fuckin deal.
I like Under the Blacklight quite a bit. I think their new experimentation works out for the most part. But yes, More Adventurous is their best.
almost all of bill maher's beliefs are misguided and 100% of them are presented in the most smarmy, dickheaded way imaginable
fuck bill maher
[13:00] Cass: god!
[13:00] Matt: the first rule about feminist club is
[13:00] Matt: you can only talk about what feminist club tells you to talk about
[13:00] Cass: the first rule of feminist club is don't talk about feminist club without putting up a trigger warning first
[13:01] Matt: oh man
[13:01] Matt: that is so much better than my punchline
[13:01] Cass: yeah i know i'm pretty great
Okay, your logic was boned. You are looking for ~(P^Q) which translates to ~P V ~Q. This is why the OR operator fixed the problem.
really? I get hating on him for the vaccine thing but what else?
is kirkman joking when he says he think walking dead could go on for years, or decades?
that is a joke, right
On the black screen
They both have two columns. If the entire row matches, I want it out.
I had this pen in my jacket pocket yesterday.
Just now I look in the pocket and there are two identical pens in there.
Can pens reproduce by cloning in a jacket pocket?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
He's found his passion, and his passion is making him hella cash bucks. He will not stop writing it until you pry the pen from his cold, dead fingers.
Is that...are you being honest?
Elendil is going to cry. Tears.
yes, that's one thing
I know that's generally enough for people here to write him off, but I'm curious if there are actually more things or not.
oh christ.
his religion movie is super fucking awful and reveals a lot of what is wrong with him
There is a way to be argumentative without being a smug dick. Bill Maher does not know how to do that.
yeah according to the G&T thread
*head asplode*
Hell, why stop there?
he is literally incapable of presenting a view in a way that isn't douchey
even when they are agreeable views