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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    but I spent all my christmas money, and a card made out of crayons and cookie sprinkles is not what I meant by neat stuff!

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    KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Wait do you really use that horse stuff

    Also yaaaay awesome stuff!

    Yeah, it's great stuff. All the guys I knew on the rodeo team would use it all the time. Just wash your hands after using it and be careful what you touch.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    what is liniment for? rubbing down muscles after strenuous exercise or something?

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Kakodaimonos wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Wait do you really use that horse stuff

    Also yaaaay awesome stuff!

    Yeah, it's great stuff. All the guys I knew on the rodeo team would use it all the time. Just wash your hands after using it and be careful what you touch.

    so like

    industrial strength icyhot

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    what is liniment for? rubbing down muscles after strenuous exercise or something?

    jerking it

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    ShimSham wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    don't feel like i screwed you satan! just think of it as a lot of little Christmases

    Maybe he's Jewish and it won't really be much of an adjustment for him.

    I thought Kusu already got his gifts

    it's too bad he won't post photos ;_;

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    what is liniment for? rubbing down muscles after strenuous exercise or something?

    jerking it

    No, that is what Icy Hot is for.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    A duck! wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    what is liniment for? rubbing down muscles after strenuous exercise or something?

    jerking it

    No, that is what Icy Hot is for.

    I'm never coming to an orgy at your house.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    or at, for that matter

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    what is hilarious about me giving NaS port is that he also gave me port. It was an awesome Gift of the Magi moment, except with less melodrama and more delicious alcohol.

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    tastypastrytastypastry Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    what is hilarious about me giving NaS port is that he also gave me port. It was an awesome Gift of the Magi moment, except with less melodrama and more delicious alcohol.

    but what is even better is that Mrs.NAS gave me a white scarf and I gave her a white scarf.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    haha that's true, I forgot.





    that is actually really creepy

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Just got to my parent's place and I opened the present! It was actually very unexpected and exactly what I wanted. I was going to ask my uncle to get one of these books, but I couldn't even remember the name of them after I posted about them!

    So pretty good detective work there, Blake. And I'll be wearing those cuff-links to Church on Christmas Eve.

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    haha that's true, I forgot.





    that is actually really creepy

    You know what they say. If you don't know which couple is about to be replaced by pod people, it's you!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Who's port was better though?

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    HEY

    HEY SATANEE DUDE

    YOUR SHIT IS ON THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Blake T wrote: »
    Who's port was better though?

    The stuff he gave me.

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    so of a BITCH money is tight right now

    sorry satanee, your stuff is coming! best case it gets there christmas but I'm pretty sure that ain't happening :(

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yeah Amazon was shipping my stuff at once and an item wasn't abailable so I told them to send everything else, which should be there by the 23rd, and the second part will be there by the 28th

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I want to let my person know that I will be gone from the 24th-27th, which aren't mail days anyways but still.

    Also I am not as sick as I was yesterday. I can hold food in my system for more than ten minutes before I puke it back out

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    NotASenator wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Who's port was better though?

    The stuff he gave me.

    I dunno, I tried it tonight and it was duh-licious

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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Finished packing everything. Sending it out tomorrow!

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh shit.

    Buying one more piece of the gift tonight, hopefully shipping tomorrow.

    Also, Hunter...

    I have been reading through Deathwatch and you are now the best person on the earth for getting this for me.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I am going to check my mail tonight and get all excited and most likely end up disappointed again.

    Fun times!

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I have to visit the office tomorrow, hopefully they have a package for me.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    heading to the post office this morning to send off the last of my satanee's stuff

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hunter I am watching the Big Lebowski again.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I really need to share this. Today is Secret Santa/Satan at work, and I come in this morning to find this behemoth sitting at my desk:
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    I don't know if the person meant for it to look like a gigantic holiday themed dog penis but it is horribly embarrassing and oh god

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wow, that's a really nice dog penis! Someone must have thought long and hard about the perfect present for you.

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I wasn't aware that dog penises had barbs.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    You have a very clear desk.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    that's cat penises


    penii

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    penii

    penises!

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    (I am the only one who thinks 'penises' is a funnier word than 'penii')

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    nope

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    there is nothing funny about penises

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    there is nothing funny about penises!

    he screamed, as his third blind date in a row was crying tears of laughter

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    man

    i woke up to someone knocking on my door, i get up and there's no one there. someone knocks again and this time I got there in time. post office dude! he's got a package! it's for my roommate!

    :( tease

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    Woo

    #pipe -> Gatsby -> Butler
    Blake T -> Munkus Beaver
    Burning Organ -> VALVEjunkie 2
    BusterK -> Okami
    Butler -> IpseDixit
    CorpseRT -> Uriel
    Corporate Logo -> Druhim 2
    Didgeridoo -> mensch-o-matic
    DHS Odium -> Caulk Bite 6 2
    DrZiplock -> tastypastry
    Forar -> Sara Lynn -> Raijin Quickfoot
    FlatEric -> The Lovely Bastard -> Bogey -> RabidDeathMoose -> Sticks
    Fiz -> ShimSham -> Marcus and His Band Of Mysterious Disco Ravens 2 -> Henroid
    Goose! -> thanimations
    Green -> Schide -> Pharezon
    GRMike -> Centipede Damascus
    Hacksaw -> Weaver
    Henroid -> The Geek
    Hunter -> Tonkka
    khoo -> CrackedLens 2
    Langly -> Bad-Beat 2 -> Aphostile 2
    Orikaeshigitae -> skettios -> cheshire
    Rent -> I.H.N.I.W.T.R.
    Sheri -> BahamutZERO -> Iskander
    Slacker71 -> neville
    Smart Hero -> Kusuguttai
    spookymuffin -> Ten
    SporkAndrew -> Kwoaru
    Squall -> Kakodaimonos
    Sweeney Tom -> Ruby Rhod
    Usagi - Josiah_9
    VisionOfClarity -> mully -> bwanie -> MetroidZoid -> Tossrock
    Zonugal -> B.C. -> Jyardana 2 -> Jokerman
    $? -> daimajin -> lostwords
    $? -> George Fornby Grill -> Stale -> Akilae729
    ? -> LuvCherie
    ? -> Lost Salient -> Legba -> Feaghaill
    ? -> Reigner -> The_Rat
    ? -> Sars_Boy

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Update. It appears my Satanee will get their package on the 23rd.

    I hope you are stoked Satanee.

    Sticks on
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