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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Not sure how to respond to Modern Man in the British Politics thread.

    If you convince MM that the government should be providing education after age 18 and that it isn't a "luxury" then you deserve a god damn medal.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited December 2010
    i love abdhy's camwhole shots

    it's always pretty girls and goofy-looking guys

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
    norwegian people are nerdy looking

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    His CorkinessHis Corkiness Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    norwegian people are nerdy looking
    At least Jews back it up with all those Nobel prizes.

    His Corkiness on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    BobCesca wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Starcross wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I am the whitest

    it's me

    I'm so white I don't even know any white stereotypes

    I have Frisian blood which is possible the whitest race on earth

    I was practically translucent as a child

    I'm Scottish. I just have to look out the window on a sunny day and I get burned.

    My mother is like this.

    My father is precisely the opposite. If he goes to a mediterranean country people address him in the local language after two days.

    I'm like your dad. My siblings are like your mother. They hate me.

    Whereas it doesn't matter how much sun japan gets, his Mum still complains that he is too pale and should go out in the sun more.

    My mother never complained about to me. We'd go swimming and I'd be bronze the next day. It's kinda nice.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    man, Portal gets creepy towards the end

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Mine is the best husband!

    000f68ep
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    what elephant

    You've never heard that saying before?

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The new LoL champion's name is going to drive me NUTS.

    /middle class problems

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It is amazing how much skin colour can vary between close family. My father's side are all pretty olive skinned but my mother's side are all ghostly pale and I'm the latter but my brother is the former.

    Kalkino on
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    norwegian people are nerdy looking

    the point was to dress up like nerds

    because we're nerds, see

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh no, Nikita is saying potassium chloride is a paralytic.

    And that like 2 cc's would be enough to kill you. That's fuck all potassium.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Aby is way scrawnier than i thought

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i love abdhy's camwhole shots

    it's always pretty girls and goofy-looking guys

    Norwegian, and for that matter most Nordic, guys do tend to look pretty goofy.

    I don't generally find the women particularly attractive, though. They're predominantly blonde.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    hee hee Passer

    CAST A MAGIC MISSLE

    desc on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Mine is the best husband!

    snip
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    what elephant

    You've never heard that saying before?

    I have

    I was just not acknowledging the elephant in the room

    because see, that's... ah whatever.

    but anyway I'm not all oh my god passer is muslim

    I'm not racist

    I have lots of muslim friends

    I let them use my bathroom

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    desc wrote: »
    hee hee Passer

    CAST A MAGIC MISSLE

    For D&D on Saturday our wizard had to go early, so he said '1d8 damage every round'. Magic missile FTW.

    Passerbye on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    Oh no, Nikita is saying potassium chloride is a paralytic.

    And that like 2 cc's would be enough to kill you. That's fuck all potassium.

    This is why I'm glad I know nothing about medical stuff, I can watch shows like that and just enjoy it.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    man, Portal gets creepy towards the end

    The whole weird maternal-technological smothering thing is awesome.

    Have you fought the final boss fight yet?

    desc on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    hee hee Passer

    CAST A MAGIC MISSLE

    For D&D on Saturday our wizard had to go early, so he said '1d8 damage every round'. Magic missile FTW.

    heh

    Arch on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i love abdhy's camwhole shots

    it's always pretty girls and goofy-looking guys

    I know it's awesome
    Aby is way scrawnier than i thought

    the scrawniest

    what, did you think I was a fatty

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    *Participants Needed for Experiment in Virtual Reality*


    Dear Staff and Students,


    The Department of Computer Science is carrying out research in order to
    understand people's behaviour within virtual reality. Virtual reality has
    many applications, and of particular interest to us is how much people's
    experiences and behaviours within virtual reality match those in real life.
    This has many applications in training, rehearsal, and therapy.


    We are looking for male volunteers over the age of 18 to take part in a
    particular study.


    This study will take place at the Department of Computer Science, University
    College London, between the dates of December 8, 2010 and January 31, 2011.


    You will enter into a virtual environment during which time some virtual
    events will happen. The period in virtual reality would last about 40
    minutes. During your time in the virtual reality, you will need to wear some
    special clothing over your regular clothes. During this time you would also
    be video recorded as part of our data collection methods.


    At the conclusion of this experience there would be a short interview.


    The whole period would last about 1 hour.


    You would be paid 7 pounds for this.


    All data collected would be kept entirely confidential and would only be
    reported statistically, and no individual would ever be identified in any
    publication. The data would be stored in a form where your data is recorded
    only under an identification number, and not by name.

    Do I do it?

    I participated in a few experiments for my school and none of them were bad. In my psych class our professor gave us the option of writing 5 one page papers or participating in 5 hours worth of studies and they have this website set up so you can view all the things going on that need volunteers. I got to drive an RC car around and push block while having to rely on a video stream from a camera mounted on the car for navigation, press buttons depending on sequences of vibrations from this weird belt, issue voice commands to one of those little aibo cat/dog things, and... some other stuff.

    Overall it was pretty cool, but there was a whole lot of on a scale from 1 to 5, 1 being disagree strongly and 5 being agree strongly how did you feel about X.

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    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    I wish I could be half as happy as the "double dream hands" guy.
    planetrock.gif

    Doc on
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Mine is the best husband!

    snip
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    what elephant

    You've never heard that saying before?

    I have

    I was just not acknowledging the elephant in the room

    because see, that's... ah whatever.

    but anyway I'm not all oh my god passer is muslim

    I'm not racist

    I have lots of muslim friends

    I let them use my bathroom

    I wasn't sure. Sayings are one of those things that don't always seem to get around.

    Also, you have brown hair? I thought you were more on the blonde side of things.

    Passerbye on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i love abdhy's camwhole shots

    it's always pretty girls and goofy-looking guys

    Norwegian, and for that matter most Nordic, guys do tend to look pretty goofy.

    I don't generally find the women particularly attractive, though. They're predominantly blonde.

    blonde is the bestest

    Abdhyius on
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ok so Cata heroics are mind numblingly hard.

    Like hard.

    Really hard.
    insert dick joke.

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Ahahahahahahahahahah!

    Mark Madoff committed suicide. It's almost a shame, because it will probably let him get away with way more than he should.
    Were you actually born without a heart, or did you have it removed and cut to pieces in front of a heart transplant patient while they watched?
    The dude contributed under a million dollars to his father's investment firm, and withdrew tens of millions of dollars. He either knew that the whole thing was a sham, or was a staggeringly incompetent employee.

    He basically helped to murder at least three people so he could make a bunch of money, and his family is still probably going to make a few million off of it. I can't even begin to feel the slightest bit of sympathy for a huge asshole like that.
    His family won't make anything. There is no money. He was being sued by too many people and agencies to list. His family won't even get an insurance payout now. Not to mention, like Elldren said, he's the one who brought the whole thing down.
    Deposited $745,000 with Madoff Securities, LLC; withdrew $18,100,000. His family will declare bankruptcy or settle out, and walk away with a couple million, just like Madoff's wife.

    He "brought the whole thing down" in the sense that the whole thing was coming down, and he's the one who went to the SEC. There is no feasible way that any person who even begins to be a trader can think that they will make $18.1 million off of a $745,000 investment in simple stock trading. So, make your choice: so staggeringly incompetent as to be mentally retarded, or complicit.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bowling!
    0014106g

    I prefer pool.

    Passerbye on
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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Anyway, we need to form a Ghostly White Friendly Society, to protect our interests from the tanned and bronzed masses

    Kalkino on
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    *Participants Needed for Experiment in Virtual Reality*


    Dear Staff and Students,


    The Department of Computer Science is carrying out research in order to
    understand people's behaviour within virtual reality. Virtual reality has
    many applications, and of particular interest to us is how much people's
    experiences and behaviours within virtual reality match those in real life.
    This has many applications in training, rehearsal, and therapy.


    We are looking for male volunteers over the age of 18 to take part in a
    particular study.


    This study will take place at the Department of Computer Science, University
    College London, between the dates of December 8, 2010 and January 31, 2011.


    You will enter into a virtual environment during which time some virtual
    events will happen. The period in virtual reality would last about 40
    minutes. During your time in the virtual reality, you will need to wear some
    special clothing over your regular clothes. During this time you would also
    be video recorded as part of our data collection methods.


    At the conclusion of this experience there would be a short interview.


    The whole period would last about 1 hour.


    You would be paid 7 pounds for this.


    All data collected would be kept entirely confidential and would only be
    reported statistically, and no individual would ever be identified in any
    publication. The data would be stored in a form where your data is recorded
    only under an identification number, and not by name.

    Do I do it?

    I participated in a few experiments for my school and none of them were bad. In my psych class our professor gave us the option of writing 5 one page papers or participating in 5 hours worth of studies and they have this website set up so you can view all the things going on that need volunteers. I got to drive an RC car around and push block while having to rely on a video stream from a camera mounted on the car for navigation, press buttons depending on sequences of vibrations from this weird belt, issue voice commands to one of those little aibo cat/dog things, and... some other stuff.

    Overall it was pretty cool, but there was a whole lot of on a scale from 1 to 5, 1 being disagree strongly and 5 being agree strongly how did you feel about X.

    I was part of a medical trial experiment once

    Now I can control peoples' actions with my mind. But it makes my head hurt.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm having fun with my Rogue, but next campaign I think I'll be a Paladin or Duskblade.

    RMS Oceanic on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    The internet has ended. I try to browse random pages but after 2 minutes I'm always back here, on a newspaper I hate or the tv schedule website.

    The internet is no longer fun, close it down.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    passer pool is a better game than bowling

    Arch on
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    StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Anyway, we need to form a Ghostly White Friendly Society, to protect our interests from the tanned and bronzed masses

    And the hated sun.

    Starcross on
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    also i am going home now to make pasta

    or something

    i dont know

    may just end up making BBQ tofu again

    also i hope cass looks at the G&T LoL thread

    Arch on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Mine is the best husband!

    snip
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    what elephant

    You've never heard that saying before?

    I have

    I was just not acknowledging the elephant in the room

    because see, that's... ah whatever.

    but anyway I'm not all oh my god passer is muslim

    I'm not racist

    I have lots of muslim friends

    I let them use my bathroom

    I wasn't sure. Sayings are one of those things that don't always seem to get around.

    Also, you have brown hair? I thought you were more on the blonde side of things.

    You've friended me on facebook, you should know :P

    but yes I haven't been blond since second grade

    Abdhyius on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    passer pool is a better game than bowling

    You make me sad arch, so sad.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
    he could have defrauded a billion people of a trillion dollars and i still wouldn't laugh hysterically at his suicide

    i mean

    i wouldn't wish that on the 9/11 bombers, free and safe as they obviously are in israel

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Anyway, we need to form a Ghostly White Friendly Society, to protect our interests from the tanned and bronzed masses

    Perhaps you could gather around burning clothesyards? Makeup silly names for your ranks?

    Thomamelas on
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    passer pool is a better game than bowling

    This. Also with my tendonitis I bowl for shit.

    Skeeball is the best game, though.

    Passerbye on
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    The internet has ended. I try to browse random pages but after 2 minutes I'm always back here, on a newspaper I hate or the tv schedule website.

    The internet is no longer fun, close it down.

    But what about the porn? Surely you're not bored of porn.

    RMS Oceanic on
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