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What ho peasants! We’re getting married! Royal Wedding 29th April.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    This is why we keep an eye on you.

    You start killing each other.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Not all of us!

    We're not all horrible, violent, drunks!

    I mean, Berk might be, but I'm not!

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    S'alright, I'm just joshing with you.

    I know you're not a barbarian.

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    WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Why is Scotland even celebrating a British royal wedding anyway? I thought you guys were all about your freedom and stuff.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Everyone hates us.

    Except when its an excuse for a party and a few drinks.


    Happy Koninginnedag for tomorrow, Wiet!

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    S'alright, I'm just joshing with you.

    I know you're not a barbarian.

    You should know, I behaved myself perfectly while visiting your country, no fighting at all!

    I even wore a suit and drank lots of tea.

    Wiet wrote: »
    Why is Scotland even celebrating a British royal wedding anyway? I thought you guys were all about your freedom and stuff.

    I think they were just using the excuse to have a party, Wiet, not actually celebrating the wedding so much as getting drunk.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    is it too late for me to interrupt the ceremony and flee with the bride?

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Seriously, that's pretty funny.

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    WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    Everyone hates us.

    Except when its an excuse for a party and a few drinks.


    Happy Koninginnedag for tomorrow, Wiet!

    Thank you! If public transit allows it, I will be going to a barbeque and getting very very drunk in The Hague.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Wiet wrote: »
    Why is Scotland even celebrating a British royal wedding anyway? I thought you guys were all about your freedom and stuff.

    If Scots are like rednecks, then any excuse to party must be taken advantage of.

    I think my mom (is it mum or mom in the UK?) tried to tape the wedding last night but the machine didn't record. Luckily all the news/news-ish channels are running non stop coverage of the wedding.

    Aliens could have landed on the white house lawn and the story would have been lucky to appear on the ticker.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    well I failed to bed kate middleton while in England

    I'm sorry guys, I've let everyone down

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Fyndir wrote: »

    I even wore a suit and drank lots of tea.

    :^:


    Mm, I did hear the Americans were going mad for it.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Giant Facebook celebration gets more attendees than anticipated and the police get called

    Oh boy, my crystal ball really called that one

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    FAQ wrote: »
    well I failed to bed kate middleton while in England

    I'm sorry guys, I've let everyone down

    Aw... don't worry, you can always try for her sister. Better luck next time!

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Video of the event in question.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP_1PptOWc8&

    Chant at the start is "If you hate the fuckin' polis, clap your hands"

    Polis being police.

    From the looks of things it's the same sad story, the majority of people just want to have a good time, and a few utter geese start spoiling it.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I felt so British today.

    I mean, I feel British everyday but today the hoi polloi were bringing their A game so I had to up the stakes.

    Bloody hoi polloi. They should stay inside like they normally do and watch their "soaps".

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I too felt rather British today, if there is one thing we do well it is making a big fuss with lots of trumpets and horses and gold leaf.

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    WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I felt very British too!

    Wait.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I wanted to feel a British.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Wiet wrote: »
    I felt very British too!

    Wait.

    Mission Accomplished

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Wiet wrote: »
    I felt very British too!

    Wait.

    Mission Accomplished

    Haha


    I like you guys.

    You amuse me. Carry on.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I also feel a bit French but that might have something to do with this can of Stella I'm drinking.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I feel British and Columbian. No matter how you slice it that is a rad combo.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    I too felt rather British today, if there is one thing we do well it is making a big fuss with lots of trumpets and horses and gold leaf.

    The best part of the whole thing was when the foreign royals showed up, looking pretty swank. Then our royals show up and it's all 'this is how you fucking do this shit'.

    Harry had so much rope covering his uniform he looked top heavy and about to fall over.

    Prince Phillip had a fucking sword.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I too felt rather British today, if there is one thing we do well it is making a big fuss with lots of trumpets and horses and gold leaf.

    The best part of the whole thing was when the foreign royals showed up, looking pretty swank. Then our royals show up and it's all 'this is how you fucking do this shit'.

    Harry had so much rope covering his uniform he looked top heavy and about to fall over.

    Prince Phillip had a fucking sword.

    Did he?? Haha, brilliant :D

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Who the hell let Philip anywhere near a sharp implement? He must have grabbed it when his minders weren't looking!

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The Queen had a blanket in her car, aww.

    It is easy for forget she is a little old lady.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sup guys I was/am at the wedding

    hoo boy it sure is fancy

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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Tell me about the hats Veretas.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Veretas wrote: »
    Sup guys I was/am at the wedding

    hoo boy it sure is fancy

    VOMIT ON THE QUEEN

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I also feel a bit French but that might have something to do with this can of Stella I'm drinking.

    I'm drinking Fosters. In my defence, it was really really cheap.

    Stella gives me a sore tummy these days. Truly, I have regressed to being six.

    ...if six-year-olds drank copious amounts of branded swill.


    Anyway, Veretas is actually Harry. Calling it now

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I don't normally drink Stella. It brings back horrible memories of clubs that watered the stuff down and never cleaned the pipes...

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    The Queen had a blanket in her car, aww.

    It is easy for forget she is a little old lady.

    I fucking love the queen. She is such a god damned badass.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I wonder how she keeps Prince Philip in line

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Cattle prod. It's why he has that twitch.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    She's vicious, why do you think he was carrying a sword?

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Isoldae wrote: »
    Tell me about the hats Veretas.

    It would require a poet to properly convey the beauty and elegance of these hats Isoldae.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Haha, so I missed it yesterday, but the music NPR played after its report on the wedding last night was a classical piano rendition of White Wedding.

    God bless you, npr.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    They're giving a report on the wedding now.

    The Archbishop has the best voice.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFG5sDcv7bo

    Just saw this. Religion can be fun.

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