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What ho peasants! We’re getting married! Royal Wedding 29th April.

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I also feel a bit French but that might have something to do with this can of Stella I'm drinking.

    Well that's. just. silly.
    Technically speaking, you should have been feeling Flemish, young man.

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
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    off she rode with a trumpety trump
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    JAKJAK Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Cowardly wrote: »
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    Not in front of the children!

    What actually happened there?

    Because that is hilarious.

    I don't know, this is just before they went back inside. It looked like she was picking something up off the floor.

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It is most unfortunate that the royal dick grows out of the royal knees.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The entire royal family suffers from snakedick.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    AHEM it is royal snakedick

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    King Cobra, presumably

    EDIT: DAMMIT WREN

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Kilroy wrote: »
    The entire royal family suffers from snakedick.

    So that's where "Big ears, Long gear" comes from.

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    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    not my fault it took you 3 minutes to type that

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I didn't refresh the page before posting

    I have let the Crown down

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ed, I'm not a lawyer, but you might be guilty of treason now.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    smof wrote: »
    Man, he's the future king of England. If he wants to get a quick blowjob from his new wife, in front of a 5 year old girl and a million random people, with 2 billion more watching on TV, then he can totally do that.
    It's one of the few rights that's actually enumerated in the English constitution. Read your Magna Carta, it's all in there.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I have seen a copy of the Magna Carta in Lincoln Castle.

    Fun fact.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    smof wrote: »
    Man, he's the future king of England. If he wants to get a quick blowjob from his new wife, in front of a 5 year old girl and a million random people, with 2 billion more watching on TV, then he can totally do that.
    It's one of the few rights that's actually enumerated in the English constitution. Read your Magna Carta, it's all in there.

    Funny. They don't include that in Civilization when you build it was one of the Wonders of the World.

    Yes. I made a Civilization joke.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    By the way, the Church of England's vows are ridiculous.

    That guy brought up the "fear of God," like, half a dozen times.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    She didn't promise to obey though. Good girl.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    And by "that guy" I mean, the Bishop of Canterbury.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Good Anglicans and Episcopalians don't actually fear God though. It's a show we put on for the Catholics so they feel more comfortable around us.


    All the Jesus. None of the guilt.

    Oh. Yeah.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    They're giving a report on the wedding now.

    The Archbishop has the best voice.

    Oh Dr. Rowan Williams. Even your name is awesome.

    He also has the mightiest eyebrows in all of Christendom.
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    I want his job.

    But not if the eyebrows are required.

    The eyebrows are required. Sorry.

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    PRetty sure only a few clauses of the Magna Carta are still in place. FReedom of the church, due process and something about london laws or similar

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    They're giving a report on the wedding now.

    The Archbishop has the best voice.

    Oh Dr. Rowan Williams. Even your name is awesome.

    He also has the mightiest eyebrows in all of Christendom.
    rowan-williams-9.jpg

    I want his job.

    But not if the eyebrows are required.

    The eyebrows are required. Sorry.

    Oh...That is upsetting. I suppose my name isn't interesting enough for the job anyway. Damn.

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sassori wrote: »

    All the Jesus. None of the guilt.

    Oh. Yeah.

    How much of the Jesus do you need exactly? Stop hogging our Jesus, for Christ's sake.

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    jippee wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »

    All the Jesus. None of the guilt.

    Oh. Yeah.

    How much of the Jesus do you need exactly? Stop hogging our Jesus, for Christ's sake.

    You have magic tricks during mass. Isn't that enough?

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Good Anglicans and Episcopalians don't actually fear God though. It's a show we put on for the Catholics so they feel more comfortable around us.


    All the Jesus. None of the guilt.

    Oh. Yeah.

    Over in the States we stopped even pretending.

    The marriage service in the '79 prayer book contains neither word "fear" nor the word "obey."

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    jippee wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »

    All the Jesus. None of the guilt.

    Oh. Yeah.

    How much of the Jesus do you need exactly? Stop hogging our Jesus, for Christ's sake.

    You have magic tricks during mass. Isn't that enough?

    No, we need to drink the blood of christ to survive mass too.
    bottles and bottles of it.

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    She didn't promise to obey though. Good girl.

    Indeed!

    The only time I should hear "I obey" on the BBC is when a Dalek is accepting a command from a superior

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    How was this? No way I was waking up at 6am.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    jesus without the guilt is no jesus of mine

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Good Anglicans and Episcopalians don't actually fear God though. It's a show we put on for the Catholics so they feel more comfortable around us.


    All the Jesus. None of the guilt.

    Oh. Yeah.

    it's much better for you

    all the wine and crackers are low-carb and genuflection has been replaced with deep knee bends

    Confirmation Lite™

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ed: @Goose

    I prefer the fake version, it's far more awesome.

    The casting is good enough that I was genuinely confused and thought I was seeing something real when I saw the .gifs of Harry dancing from it.

    Already been posted in the thread, but I'm posting it again.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kav0FEhtLug

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Goose! wrote: »
    How was this? No way I was waking up at 6am.

    It was fancy.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    How many times has a commoner married into the royal family?

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    FAQ wrote: »
    jesus without the guilt is no jesus of mine

    Yeah. next thing you now those damn anglicans and episcopolopo... episciperlists... well HEATHENS will start telling you there's no such thing as hell or satan

    jippee on
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    off she rode with a trumpety trump
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Goose! wrote: »
    How many times has a commoner married into the royal family?

    Not since the middle ages...?

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    How many times has a commoner married into the royal family?

    Not since the middle ages...?

    Far more often than most people realise it seems

    Countess of Wessex for one. A bunch of previously titled people were not royals and wed into the family (Diana, Prince Philip, etc. etc.)

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Since there's just two hours of Koninginnedag left and the rest of the country has passed out, I can now safely declare that our royal family is riddled with commoner riffraff. Good looking riffraff, but riffraff nonetheless

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    jippee wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    jesus without the guilt is no jesus of mine

    Yeah. next thing you now those damn anglicans and episcopolopo... episciperlists... well HEATHENS will start telling you there's no such thing as hell or satan

    I love that the name was changed in America was so we wouldn't be confused for Royalists during the Revolutionary War.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Junpei wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    How many times has a commoner married into the royal family?

    Not since the middle ages...?

    Far more often than most people realise it seems

    Countess of Wessex for one. A bunch of previously titled people were not royals and wed into the family (Diana, Prince Philip, etc. etc.)

    But Diana was a Lady, and Phillip born into Greece's royal family.

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    jippee wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    jesus without the guilt is no jesus of mine

    Yeah. next thing you now those damn anglicans and episcopolopo... episciperlists... well HEATHENS will start telling you there's no such thing as hell or satan

    I love that the name was changed in America was so we wouldn't be confused for Royalists during the Revolutionary War.

    Just because I feel like it, I'm going to add "I'm a goddamn heathen episciperlist" to your sig

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    Junpei wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    How many times has a commoner married into the royal family?

    Not since the middle ages...?

    Far more often than most people realise it seems

    Countess of Wessex for one. A bunch of previously titled people were not royals and wed into the family (Diana, Prince Philip, etc. etc.)

    But Diana was a Lady, and Phillip born into Greece's royal family.

    Aye, just mentioning the outsides. Another entry into the Royal family from common background appears to be the previous Duchess of Kent. What is more surprising is the number of Royals who have been prevented from marrying commoners or have had to do silly things like abdicate or invent entire new religions to get around it.

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    Junpei wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    How many times has a commoner married into the royal family?

    Not since the middle ages...?

    Far more often than most people realise it seems

    Countess of Wessex for one. A bunch of previously titled people were not royals and wed into the family (Diana, Prince Philip, etc. etc.)

    But Diana was a Lady, and Phillip born into Greece's royal family.

    wasn't fergie a commoner?

    jippee on
    Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
    and trundled off to the jungle
    off she rode with a trumpety trump
    trump trump trump



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