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Glossolalia Presents: [SlateGray] Engles is Burning [Resonance] Requisite Bar Fight

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    hello de?ad, it is good to see your arts!

    how have you been?

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    see guys my smiles strategy worked!

    Now quick someone pin him down before he gets away again!

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    no toasters run get out of here before he gets you too

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    save us toasters

    save us from the rat vaginas

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    Thanks! I'm pretty dang good, Toasters!

    How've you been?

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    that tiny claw thing is this setting's gun equivalent

    fingerguns for everyone

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    I think I mentioned it before but way back when I first came up with Jaralla I ranked every crew member's ability to resist her

    Garret had like a 15% chance

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Top right clothing option is totally something Rachel would wear.

    And Speed, what was Jessie's chance? Or would that be spoilers?

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    DE?AD wrote:
    Thanks! I'm pretty dang good, Toasters!

    How've you been?

    good but busy

    doing my best to keep up with the thread when I can, apparently rat vaginas are the "it" thing right now

    and I have a road trip planned for this saturday!

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    can't wait to get rid of that god damn mermaid

    we can mount her corpse to the bow of the ship as a good luck charm



    we're the good guys

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Stilts wrote:
    Top right clothing option is totally something Rachel would wear.

    And Speed, what was Jessie's chance? Or would that be spoilers?

    Nah it's not spoilers

    It was 60. Boom was 80, Howell was 100, and Quorthon was 30, and that's all that was on the list

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    why was quorthon thirty

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    DE?AD wrote:
    Thanks! I'm pretty dang good, Toasters!

    How've you been?

    good but busy

    doing my best to keep up with the thread when I can, apparently rat vaginas are the "it" thing right now

    and I have a road trip planned for this saturday!

    Cool! Anywhere interesting?

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Shock G wrote:
    why was quorthon thirty

    because quorthon is the kind of guy that will put his dick in any orifice it will fit into

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    especially former ship captains

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    DE?AD wrote:
    DE?AD wrote:
    Thanks! I'm pretty dang good, Toasters!

    How've you been?

    good but busy

    doing my best to keep up with the thread when I can, apparently rat vaginas are the "it" thing right now

    and I have a road trip planned for this saturday!

    Cool! Anywhere interesting?

    just a college visit for a friend that's still in high school, I'm providing the wheels

    hopefully we have some wacky adventures along the way!

    also speed, I enjoy all of your rat-fucking based statistics

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Quorthon was all alone with Jessie for quite a while.

    She gave him an opportunity to talk about anything he wanted.

    And he still didn't flirt.

    Quorthon's reputation is suspect...

    Stilts on
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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    Toasters, it is within your power to ensure wacky adventures.

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    i will take that to heart de?ad

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Stilts wrote:
    Quorthon was all alone with Jessie for quite a while.

    She gave him an opportunity to talk about anything he wanted.

    And he still didn't flirt.

    Quorthon's reputation is suspect...

    he's too nervous after striking out at the thirsty worm way back when they first met

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy 1:16 am
    no let's not respond to the stoic guy freaking out let's talk about flirting with each others' larp characters
    why does the universe fail to recognize everything should be about me

    you guys are making dichotomy sad

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    wasn't it the salty worm

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    All I'm saying is there's probably more than one way to break the rat-girl's brainwashing.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    wasn't it the salty worm

    it was some kinda worm

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    one day I will have a phylactery full of dich's tears

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    This thread will end as it began.

    With me posting nonsense.

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    this thread is undying

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    you could post some sensible things in a nice shade of sienna if you wanna change it up a little

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Fiiiiiine.

    [Jessie Crais]

    Ignoring her body's complaints for the moment, Jessie leaps off her bed and runs over to Boom.

    "Boom! It's okay!" she says, then kneels beside him and gently places her hand on his head. "We're all still alive. You're going to be okay."

    She looks up at Jaralla. "We need to get him in bed. Now. And sedate him if we can. Someone help me carry him."

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    or you could make small talk with me

    (how's things)

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    [Quorthon Crow-Eye]
    [Viking] [Clever] [Stalwart] [Spiteful] [Barbarous] [Grim]


    Quorthon gently grabs Jesse's shoulders, pulling her up, and starts leading her back to her room. "Jesse. No."

    He turns his head and barks at the crew. "Worm! You and Hokk make sure the Cannoneer get's down to his quarters, before he has another episode."

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2011
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    Bbblorrrrrrrrffffffff

    Jessie spews chunks of of antlion meat and globules of porridge all over the floor. Jaralla looks very concerned. Dr. Howell moves in along with Quorthon to get her back to bed.

    "Mal, get a fire going on the stove! I'll come up and tell you how to make the medicine after I help put Boom to bed."

    Jaralla's so thoughtful.

    Speed Racer on
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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    "And keep that fucking creature away from him!"

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    [ Thaddeus Boom ]
    [Swordmaster] [Indefatigable] [Cannoneer] [Egotistical] [Stubborn] [Secretive]

    "Cursed be iron," Boom repeats, kissing his ring and rocking back and forth.

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