SE++ Veteran memory thread

TrippyJing

Recently, every time the Twilight Zone theme starts up in my head, it is quickly and inevitably drowned out by the Jaws theme.

Kusuguttai

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

kusu you are forgetting the star wipe

star wipe is what i call this move i do with jessica biel's asshole

Skull Man

holy shit

TrippyJing

As American as apple pie.

And that apple pie is TLB.

TrippyJing

Skull Man wrote:

holy shit

bad choice of words

Blake T

TrippyJing wrote:

As American as apple pie.

And that apple pie is TLB.

They have swapped the apples out for turnips.

Kusuguttai

this is the part where trippy jing has to banish skull man with pope's shit

The Lovely Bastard

kusu these are the best posts you have ever made

Tommy2Hands

these kusu posts are not even close to his kusu best


come on kusu I know you can kusu harder than this

Blake T

As American as Joseph McCartney.

Kusuguttai

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

kusu these are the best posts you have ever made

retire while you're on top, i always say

goatse goatse goatse goatse goatse

Kusuguttai

Blake T wrote:

As American as Joseph McCartney.

i hear tell if you say that name a certain united states senator rises from the grave to post on this internet forum

Joseph McCarthy

Kusuguttai wrote:

Blake T wrote:

As American as Joseph McCartney.

i hear tell if you say that name a certain united states senator rises from the grave to post on this internet forum

Communism is not a joke. Get in the van.

Blankzilla

Oh lord

Tommy2Hands

I am chuckling

Blake T

BusterK wrote:

Blake T wrote:

I know you are a buster.

And yes I've just gotten this confirmed by my sources.

You are bad at being American.

Hey now, whoa now

What's wrong with being a buster?

Buster your real name is way cooler than your forum name.

Tommy2Hands

kusu you should run another phalla

TrippyJing

Ah, yes. Joseph McCartney, the member of the Beatles who was also somehow a US Senator.

Joseph McCarthy

If you want to call yourselves American you will say absolutely nothing about what you've just seen.

Joseph McCarthy

TrippyJing wrote:

Ah, yes. Joseph McCartney, the member of the Beatles who was also somehow a US Senator.

They need a haircut. You know who they are so you probably need a date with a razor too.

Blankzilla

What if I don't want to call myself American but I was born here anyways

Seriously

Not a problem, I can't even read

Skull Man

a date with a razor sounds like joe mac is definitely gonna cut your fucking throat right there in the senate

BusterK

Sen. McCarthy
Are you now or have you ever been
Too drunk to get your dick up?

Tommy2Hands

boo America boooo

TrippyJing

It's the knife-happy version of "going for a ride".

Tommy2Hands

knives can't be happy

I've been lied to

Joseph McCarthy

Blankzilla wrote:

What if I don't want to call myself American but I was born here anyways

Go outside of your location.
Look to the left, then the right, then very quickly back to the left. A van will have appeared there.



Get in the van.

Tommy2Hands

MCCCCARRRTHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Blake T

Did you know America is the only country where GDP per captia grows faster than the increase in medical care?

godmode

It makes me sad when people hate America.

Blankzilla

Joseph McCarthy wrote:

Blankzilla wrote:

What if I don't want to call myself American but I was born here anyways

Go outside of your location.
Look to the left, then the right, then very quickly back to the left. A van will have appeared there.



Get in the van.

I

I don't want to get into the van Mr. McCarthy

ThatDudeOverThere

Janson wrote:

Balefuego wrote:

Janson what sort of criteria are you using here

you are married to a dude you met here

Well

I hit on him, really

or it was mutual

What happened was he said 'no one has ever PMed me' and so I PMed him with 'hello here is a PM'
and bam

seven years later

still catching up on the thread but if this is really how it went down that is so cool

Grey Ghost

What is going on in here

Joseph McCarthy

Tommy2Hands wrote:

boo America boooo

And here I am, fighting for the rights of America's youth. You are all so easily corrupted. Socialism is a rot, cankerous blight on the face of everything I've lived for my entire life, and I would rather cut out that rotted bit of America than see the entire thing be succumb to this menace.

The Lovely Bastard

hey joe

these punks here are hating america

Joseph McCarthy

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

hey joe

these punks here are hating america

You know what you have to do. I turn away, washing my hands of this situation.

Vivixenne

TrippyJing wrote:

Recently, every time the Twilight Zone theme starts up in my head, it is quickly and inevitably drowned out by the Jaws theme.

I have this same problem but it is the music from Inception that is drowning it out.

Kusuguttai

i am an american and i am in trouble

Futore

the movie The American is really good