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The Mustaches will be upon us all

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    AwkoAwko About to poison the waterhole.Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote:
    Does anyone do the curly mustache ala Rollie Fingers?

    I am the point where I can curl it up, wanting tips/advice.

    Get some wax. Nothing too soft, or it'll droop into your mouth. Just don't use anything that'll go hard/crunchy.

    I used to use Murray's Pomade, but that was only because I also used it for my hair and I couldn't be arsed buying something else.

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    tayvaantayvaan I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sinkRegistered User regular
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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    It seems that I have wandered into enemy territory

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Flay wrote:
    I was thinking of doing this, but I may be starting a job in a burger joint next weekend and I don't think my manager would like it. That and I'm growing my hair long, so I'd end up looking like a hippy.

    Don't grow your hair long

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Solar wrote: »
    It seems that I have wandered into enemy territory

    BEARD HATER

    GET HIM

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Keith wrote:
    and beards are better

    :^:

    8->

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Solar wrote: »
    It seems that I have wandered into enemy territory

    BEARD HATER

    GET HIM

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Flay wrote:
    I was thinking of doing this, but I may be starting a job in a burger joint next weekend and I don't think my manager would like it. That and I'm growing my hair long, so I'd end up looking like a hippy.

    Don't grow your hair long
    This. Never grow your hair long.

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    I wish I could do this but my face is a baby's butt. Stupid face.

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    I had long hair once and it sucks and it's so ugly and inconvenient

    don't do it, kid

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    Flay wrote:
    I was thinking of doing this, but I may be starting a job in a burger joint next weekend and I don't think my manager would like it. That and I'm growing my hair long, so I'd end up looking like a hippy.

    Don't grow your hair long
    This. Never grow your hair long.

    Never ever do it.

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    someone may tell you that only a few dudes can "pull it off"

    they're lying

    there are no such dudes

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    while you have/are growing long hair you think it looks good on you

    then you cut it off and realize how horribly wrong you were

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2011
    Keith wrote: »
    Flay wrote:
    I was thinking of doing this, but I may be starting a job in a burger joint next weekend and I don't think my manager would like it. That and I'm growing my hair long, so I'd end up looking like a hippy.

    Don't grow your hair long

    Also I think he'd tolerate the beard better than long hair

    Garlic Bread on
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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Awko wrote:
    Tonkka wrote:
    Does anyone do the curly mustache ala Rollie Fingers?

    I am the point where I can curl it up, wanting tips/advice.

    Get some wax. Nothing too soft, or it'll droop into your mouth. Just don't use anything that'll go hard/crunchy.

    I used to use Murray's Pomade, but that was only because I also used it for my hair and I couldn't be arsed buying something else.

    Cool, thanks!

    I will do research.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    well now i have mustache from my halloween costume last night

    let's ride with it

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I'm going to let it all grow out, mutton chops incoming

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Bucketman I thought you learned about the mutton chops!

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    SnorkSnork word Jamaica Plain, MARegistered User regular
    long hair (and i mean actual long hair, not like a smoke weed and ride skateboard shaggy do) on a dude is like a fedora

    i don't think i need to explain that any further

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Long hair suits some dudes

    but not many

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    FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Bedlam wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Flay wrote:
    I was thinking of doing this, but I may be starting a job in a burger joint next weekend and I don't think my manager would like it. That and I'm growing my hair long, so I'd end up looking like a hippy.

    Don't grow your hair long
    This. Never grow your hair long.

    Yeah, I'm aware it (mostly) looks terrible. Younger me made a list of things I wanted to do at least once, and this was on there, so I'm crossing it off. My fringe comes down to the bottom of my nose right now, when it starts getting in my mouth (or maybe hits my chin) then it's going.

    Flay on
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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    I kinda want to get people to sign a contract for movember in my hall

    You bitch out, everyone who is left gets one swing at you.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    I kinda want to get people to sign a contract for movember in my hall

    You bitch out, everyone who is left gets one swing at you.

    dont forget to register and ask for donations

    movember.com

    #pipe on
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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Hello gentlemen,

    This was me this morning

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    This glory is now gone. I am smooth, like a woman or a child. Not a man. I will document my progress towards achieving this glorious state of being once again. Join me.

    YoSoyTheWalrus on
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    how could you shave such a nice beard

    how could you do that without crying

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    how could you shave such a nice beard

    how could you do that without crying

    Because he had a beard, man

    He ain't some little girl who cries all the time

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    Not like you

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    I wish so bad that I could grow a beard.


    Sometimes I like to pretend I have one

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Vann Diras that was hurtful

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    I had Reasons, but my whole head looks smaller and weaker overall now

    I am pushing more hairs out of my face as we speak

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    how could you shave such a nice beard

    how could you do that without crying

    I cried for him

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I shaved clean tonight. So if I go with no shaving (other than the neck because seriously) it'll be like...a week and a half or two weeks before it looks noticeably gross

    let's see if I can start a job before then

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    so like that post says, I went clean shaven last night. I usually leave stubble

    I showed up at a one-day temp job today and when the manager at the place introduced me to the other temp employee she said "Oh, I thought he was your son!"

    This is why I leave the stubble

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    at least then I'll look fourteen instead of thirteen

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    So I started an official Movember Team with a couple friends.

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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    Ever since my dad's beard fell out from chemo I've been growing mine nonstop. That ain't about to change any time soon.

    I need to get some new pictures of it. This was what it looked like it in August.

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    That looks puny compared to where it's at now. I'll get some pictures tomorrow. This month I want my beard to go from big, to much bigger.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    I am in day two

    my stache is weak and pitiful, but I have hopes

    also if you dudes are doing the whole profile and donation thing I'll put y'all in the OP.

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    RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    I could shave my face right now and have a pretty thick moustache
    im working up the courage right now

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