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HEY, QUILTBAG, WE DON'T LIKE YOUR KIND 'ROUND HERE

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    MrMonroe wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    the term "Quiltbags and straights alike" should immediately hit your ear wrong, really

    why make the distinction if not for political reasons?

    it's a distinction that only has meaning in the avenues of political and social change and activism

    well, yeah, I can't eliminate my political bias; obviously I believe in liberation for all people and that liberation for only some people means only partial liberation for all

    can't really get around that when I'm making a thread

    really?

    that's a shame

    because SE++ really could use a randy thread about sexuality and fetishes and shit

    but if your opening salvo is some fuckin' polemic about queer rights or something

    this is probably gonna be the result inevitably

    if it ain't me makin' a thing it's just gonna be someone else

    man I threw out a stupid funny acronym because we got a lot of queers up in here

    it's you made a big deal out of it

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    the only ladies i ever knew who were into gettin' their can rocked were when i was in high school

    catholic girls who believed it don't count if it's anal

    man

    alright fine

    i guess

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    what if we made it QUILTBAGS

    the S stands for straight

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    1-800-mattres

    leave off the last S for savings

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    the only ladies i ever knew who were into gettin' their can rocked were when i was in high school

    catholic girls who believed it don't count if it's anal

    man

    alright fine

    i guess

    if they'd listen in sunday school, they'd know it counts double

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    MrMonroe wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    the term "Quiltbags and straights alike" should immediately hit your ear wrong, really

    why make the distinction if not for political reasons?

    it's a distinction that only has meaning in the avenues of political and social change and activism

    well, yeah, I can't eliminate my political bias; obviously I believe in liberation for all people and that liberation for only some people means only partial liberation for all

    can't really get around that when I'm making a thread

    really?

    that's a shame

    because SE++ really could use a randy thread about sexuality and fetishes and shit

    but if your opening salvo is some fuckin' polemic about queer rights or something

    this is probably gonna be the result inevitably

    if it ain't me makin' a thing it's just gonna be someone else

    man I threw out a stupid funny acronym because we got a lot of queers up in here

    it's you made a big deal out of it

    maybe! I'll guess we'll never know

    of course, nobody actually needed to reply to me

    but you and redhead had to be all "it's Pony I'm gonna have to argue with him even though it's like that guy in the Sting video swinging a sword against the tide"

    ...aw man, I was gonna post Paul Anka singing "Just Don't Look At The Monsters" from the Simpsons but Fox is fuckin' psycho about keeping Simpsons clips off Youtube

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    OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Pony wrote:
    This thread has now permanently entered the second page of the default, unmodified forum view

    I'm sorry, MrMonroe

    we're in space now

    no one can hear you scream

    speaking of:


    christ, Dennis can be frightening

    Okami on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    Dennis is a psychopath

    like every character on It's Always Sunny is sorta disturbing and fucked up but Dennis is full on jeeeesus christ most of the time

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Dennis is like half a step away from literally being a rapist

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    man, Pony's right

    this thread did get relegated to the second page for no readily apparent reason

    I guess I shouldn't be surprised that Vanilla didn't like us talking about kinks

    MrMonroe on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    Dennis is like half a step away from literally being a rapist

    Dennis is only that half step away because his plans keep failing.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    t pony just so you know

    the "all i did was make one post, you're the one who decided to respond to it" thing works better when you don't make ~30 posts within the first four pages of the thead

    redhead on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    MrMonroe this thread is busted ass

    if you make a new sexual kink thread I promise not to shit it up with political argument.

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    OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    The D.E.N.N.I.S System pretty much showed us just what kind of fucked up he is

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    redhead wrote:
    t pony just so you know

    the "all i did was make one post, you're the one who decided to respond to it" thing works better when you don't make ~30 posts within the first four pages of the thead

    nope.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    holy shit that was meant to be an exaggeration but i just checked and it's literally correct

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    god dam it's really too bad this thread is going down the drain because that's kind of incredible

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    since this thread is basically doomed and Monroe should make a new thread

    Always Sunny thread?

    why not

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUzBK5O3wBM&feature=related

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    What is a Paraphilia?

    Paraphilia is a medical or behavioral science term for what is also referred to as: sexual deviation, sexual anomaly, sexual perversion or a disorder of sexual preference. It is the repeated, intense sexual arousal to unconventional (socially deviant) stimuli.

    Richard Von Krafft-Ebing, a German psychiatrist credited with formally introducing the study of Sexology as a psychiatric phenomenon, identified paraphilias first in his 1886 Psychopathia Sexualis (Sexual Psychopathy). This highly influential psychiatric text laid the groundwork for the development of research and treatment in this area that has taken place over the last century.

    Paraphilias are currently recognized as one of the categories of Sexual and Gender Identity Disorders in the DSM-IV-TR

    List of Paraphilias

    Abasiophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) people who use leg braces or other orthopaedic appliances
    Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds
    Acrotomophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) amputees
    Agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility
    Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain
    Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness. (See: sensory deprivation)
    Andromimetophilia: love of women dressed as men
    Apodysophilia: desire to undress, see also nudism
    Apotemnophilia: desire to have (or sexual arousal from having) a healthy appendage (limb, digit, or male genitals) amputated
    Aquaphilia: arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs or swimming pools
    Aretifism: sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism
    Asphyxiophilia: sexual attraction to asphyxia; also called breath control play; including autoerotic asphyxiation; see medical warnings
    Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman (also see Blanchard, Bailey, and Lawrence theory for discussion on controversy)
    Biastophilia: sexual pleasure from committing rape
    Celebriphilia: pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity.
    Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) feces
    Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself
    Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself
    Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants, popularized by the movie “Superstar” with Molly Shannon
    Diaper fetishism: sexual arousal from diapers
    Emetophilia (a.k.a. vomerophilia): sexual attraction to vomit
    Ephebophilia (a.k.a. hebephilia): sexual attraction towards adolescents
    Eproctophilia: sexual attraction to flatulence
    Exhibitionism: sexual arousal through sexual behavior in view of third parties (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to expose one’s genitals to an unsuspecting person, known as indecent exposure)
    Faunoiphilia: sexual arousal from watching animals mate
    Fetishism: is the use of non-sexual or nonliving objects or part of a person’s body to gain sexual excitement. Examples include:
    Balloon fetishism — breast fetishism — foot fetishism (podophilia) — fur fetishism — leather fetishism — lipstick fetishism — medical fetishism — panty fetishism — robot fetishism — rubber fetishism — shoe fetishism — smoking fetishism — spandex fetishism — dental braces fetishism — transvestic fetishism
    Frotteurism: sexual arousal from the recurrent urge or behavior of touching or rubbing against a nonconsenting person
    Galactophilia: sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women (incorrect term)
    Gerontophilia: sexual attraction towards the elderly
    Haematophilia: sexual attraction involving blood (either on a sex partner/attractive person or the liquid itself; not to be confused with haemophilia, a genetic disorder of the blood)
    Harpaxophilia: sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary
    Hematolagnia: sexual attraction to blood
    Hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes
    Infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby
    Katoptronophilia: sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors.
    Klismaphilia: sexual pleasure from enemas
    Lust murder: sexual arousal through committing murder
    Macrophilia: sexual attraction to larger people and large things (including larger body organs such as breasts and genitalia)
    Maiesiophilia: sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women
    Masochism: is the recurrent urge or behavior of wanting to be humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise made to suffer
    Microphilia: sexual attraction to smaller people and things of smaller size
    Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying material
    Necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses
    Necrozoophilia: sexual attraction to the corpses or killings of animals (also known as necrobestiality)
    Nepiophilia: the same as infantophilia sexual attraction to children between the age of 0 - 3 yrs.
    Pedophilia: sexual attraction to prepubescent children (British spelling: paedophilia)
    Phalloorchoalgolagnia: sexual arousal by the experiencing of painful stimuli being administered to the male genitals.
    Pictophilia: sexual attraction to pictorial pornography/erotic art
    Plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed toys or people in animal costume, such as theme park characters
    Pyrophilia: sexual arousal through watching, setting, hearing/talking/fantasizing about fire
    Retifism: sexual arousal from shoes
    Sadism: sexual arousal from giving pain
    Schediaphilia (aka Toonophilia): love (or sexual arousal) to cartoon characters/situations
    Sitophilia: sexual arousal from food
    Somnophilia: sexual arousal from sleeping or unconscious people
    Spectrophilia: sexual attraction to ghosts
    Telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene telephone calls
    Teratophilia: sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people
    Transformation fetish: sexual arousal from depictions of transformations of people into objects or other beings
    Transvestic fetishism: is a sexual attraction towards the clothing of the opposite gender (also known as transvestitism)
    Trichophilia: love (or sexual arousal) from hair
    Urolagnia: sexual attraction to urine
    Vorarephilia: sexual attraction to being eaten by, and/or eating, another person or creature
    Voyeurism: sexual arousal through watching others having sex (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to observe an unsuspecting person who is naked, disrobing or engaging in sexual activities, see peeping tom)
    Xenophilia: sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens)
    Zoophilia: emotional or sexual attraction to animals
    Zoosadism: the sexual enjoyment of causing pain and suffering to animals
    Note: Sadism and masochism are often grouped together, under sadomasochism, or (as a lifestyle interest) BDSM.
    Source: ramirezdahmerbundy

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    swear to god mensch some of those aren't even based on people

    they're just latin names for things slammed into -philia

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    swear to god mensch some of those aren't even based on people

    they're just latin names for things slammed into -philia

    someone doesn't hang around enough otakus~

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    swear to god mensch some of those aren't even based on people

    they're just latin names for things slammed into -philia

    someone doesn't hang around enough otakus~

    fun fact: used to actually go to anime cons

    never saw half of the shit people say about anime cons

    (but totally saw the other half)

    maybe i went to the wrong cons?

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    I dunno I've been to 0 cons myself! But I have seen every single item on that list either acted out or drawn

    Many of them at the same time, like that door-lady hentai

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    i don't accept drawn porn as evidence that people are really into it

    i know people who draw rule 34 shit and fucked up porn just to make it exist

    they go and post it at 4chan to make people rage but i wonder at what point are people not actually the fetishists they claim to be

    but their fetish is actually making other people outraged at their fetish

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    I have a tab open just for this thread

    even as it sinks into the darkness I'll be watching

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    i keep checking it and posting in it

    because i can

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    MrMonroe this thread is busted ass

    if you make a new sexual kink thread I promise not to shit it up with political argument.

    so I should do it again without the totally lighthearted acronym that I included only because I thought it was a funny way of opening up the discussion?

    that seems kind of pointless

    again, I wasn't trying to do a political thing, but I guess my politics came out (heh) in the delivery

    things would have been better had I simply not risen to the bait and kept talking about handcuffs and spankings, and that's my fault

    c'est la internet

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    wait I'm being an asshole again

    god damn it

    I just wanted to be a pervert on the internet!

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    (btw i was never trolling in this thread)

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    maybe I'm naive, but I never thought that was the case

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    That list doesn't even have eyeball licking on it. What a joke.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    to be fair to you MrMonroe I am in an exceptionally mean-spirited mood today

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    did someone say penis

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
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    BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    Fugitive wrote:
    Is QUILTBAG an actual organization? Or just a blanket term to define sexual orientation, occasionally invoked to represent sexual equality?

    get it

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    to be fair to you MrMonroe I am in an exceptionally mean-spirited mood today

    it's ok

    I am in that mood pretty much perpetually

    but not against people that have awesome hot sex

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    fun fact: some transgender people self-identify as heterosexual and don't consider their issues to be in direct alignment with the plights of non-heterosexuals

    you just reminded me of how a huge amount of queer individuals don't really care one way or the other about transgender rights.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote:
    handcuffs (I'm looking at you, Anti)

    hehehehehehehe

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    i wish most cross-dressing porn wasn't gross fat old guys. :| if i wanted to see an ugly, hairy fat guy wearing panties i'd just get some and look in the mirror.

    not that i've ever done that.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    anyway.

    how about those gays, huh? stylish fellows.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    so this thread still wont bump right

    lets find out this was finally turning around

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