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    MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    fuck them marry them kill them

    in accordance with my conservative upbringing

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    wasps are pretty badass looking so id have one of them. keeping in mind that my preffered sex organ is ice cream

    Mental note: If you ever meet Margarazzi, do not eat any icecream she offers.

    did

    DID YOU JUST

    DID YOU JUST CONFUSE ME WITH

    awwwwww snap

    joshofalltrades on
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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    I remember a thread asking if we would shag a wolfman

    i would make shag out of wolfman

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    crab

    i mean this is a pretty easy one faq come on now

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Marry Orik, fuck Bogey, attempt to kill Tube

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Tonkka wrote:
    Both.

    how you doin

    Yes?

    Wait, what does this mean.

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    MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    game over crab had aids

    start again?

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I remember a thread asking if we would shag a wolfman

    I, for one, would probably vomit the second I touched body hair

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    GFrfD.jpg

    Welp

    Good luck finding my penis ever again

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    I remember a thread asking if we would shag a wolfman

    i would make shag out of wolfman

    We could not come to a consensus as to what a wolfman was. We agreed that Wolfram Alpha was acceptable, as was Benicio Del Toro.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    I remember a thread asking if we would shag a wolfman

    i would make shag out of wolfman

    We could not come to a consensus as to what a wolfman was. We agreed that Wolfram Alpha was acceptable, as was Benicio Del Toro.

    Robin Williams

    Let's just get the obvious joke out of the way

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    GFrfD.jpg

    Welp

    Good luck finding my penis ever again

    oh, I like these games

    Is it...

    in a kitchen drawer?

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    MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    GFrfD.jpg

    Welp

    Good luck finding my penis ever again

    you stuck it in the spiders butt

    sandwiched a spider

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    I, for one, would be okay with Wolfram Alpha and Benicio. Especially Wolfram.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Tonkka wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Tonkka wrote:
    Both.

    how you doin

    Yes?

    Wait, what does this mean.

    It means I like the way you work it

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    wasps are pretty badass looking so id have one of them. keeping in mind that my preffered sex organ is ice cream

    Mental note: If you ever meet Margarazzi, do not eat any icecream she offers.

    did

    DID YOU JUST

    DID YOU JUST CONFUSE ME WITH

    I am terribly sorry, that is always awkward for all concerned. I can't even blame that half a bottle of bourbon I've imbibed so far, as it hasn't affected any other aspect of my posting.

    Although, to be honest, I don't really see why anyone would get upset about being confused with Margarazzi, she's awesome. You're awesome too, Mensch. Both of you are awesome?

    Eh, sorry anyway. I will endeavour not to make this mistake again!

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Hah, looks like Dunadan thought mensch was someone else

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Meet me at fucking dawn chris and bring some bandaids

    mensch-o-matic on
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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Tonkka wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Tonkka wrote:
    Both.

    how you doin

    Yes?

    Wait, what does this mean.

    It means I like the way you work it

    No diggity?

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Meet me at fucking dawn chris and bring some bandaids

    Bandaids? Whatever for?

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    because we are going to fuck all these wasps

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Sounds like a plan!

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Tonkka wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Tonkka wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Tonkka wrote:
    Both.

    how you doin

    Yes?

    Wait, what does this mean.

    It means I like the way you work it

    No diggity?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Hahahaha.

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    MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    a-all of them?? (*´Д`)ハァハァ

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    i feel like the crab would be a better cuddler

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    MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    crab does have that kung fu action grip

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    crab

    i mean this is a pretty easy one faq come on now

    yeah you would have thought, turns out there's some sick fucks out there

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Hunter wrote:
    Rorus Raz wrote:
    Fuck the crab

    Eat it afterwards
    Would that technically be snowballing then?
    You obviously clean it properly afterwards.

    I'm not unhygienic.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    scorpions are sexier than wasps and crabs

    Not safe for work or scorpiophobes

    wandering on
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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    Wasp. I am allergic to shellfish.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    im sure there is a recipe in the cooking with semen book that you could use if you didnt clean it

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    wasn't a social entropy thread like listed as a positive 'review' of that cooking with semen book?

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    yes it was

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    It's 'come'. Stop saying 'cum', damnit!

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    MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    i don't think they could have picked a more appropriate food item for the cover

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    It's 'come'. Stop saying 'cum', damnit!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbd2PBO3k6w

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    ho ho, i nearly clicked on that

    nice try, satansfingers!!

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