Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
The reality of nude beaches is, it's all hairy gross old people. Have you ever seen a 'naturalist' magazine at your newsagent's? Have a look, these are the people that frequent nudist beaches.
The only times I'm naked is when I'm showering or having sexy times. And as soon as the sex is over I jump in the shower to wash off and put clothes on as soon as possible. I hate feeling so vulnerable because I'm naked.
The only times I'm naked is when I'm showering or having sexy times. And as soon as the sex is over I jump in the shower to wash off and put clothes on as soon as possible. I hate feeling so vulnerable because I'm naked.
I bet that makes your partner feel good - you have an uncontrollable compulsion to shower after fucking them.
I always find it funny when people are all, yeah if you go to a nude beach you'll see a bunch of people you won't want to see naked.
Are you still a teenager that the only reason you want to go to a nude beach is to ogle? Because I think that demonstrates you're pretty goddamn immature.
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AntimatterDevo Was RightGates of SteelRegistered Userregular
I always find it funny when people are all, yeah if you go to a nude beach you'll see a bunch of people you won't want to see naked.
Are you still a teenager that the only reason you want to go to a nude beach is to ogle? Because I think that demonstrates you're pretty goddamn immature.
well,
yeah
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
Well, I know I want to go to a nudist beach for getting the suntan on my balls. And to wave my junk at seagulls.
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
you don't need to be leering and making hearts out of your eyes and wolf-whistling to notice ugly naked people
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ArtreusI'm a wizardAnd that looks fucked upRegistered Userregular
The only times I'm naked is when I'm showering or having sexy times. And as soon as the sex is over I jump in the shower to wash off and put clothes on as soon as possible. I hate feeling so vulnerable because I'm naked.
I bet that makes your partner feel good - you have an uncontrollable compulsion to shower after fucking them.
Well at least that is better than the uncontrollable compulsion to throw up after fucking them. (due to constant nausea that gets real bad after vigorous activity)
I always find it funny when people are all, yeah if you go to a nude beach you'll see a bunch of people you won't want to see naked.
Are you still a teenager that the only reason you want to go to a nude beach is to ogle? Because I think that demonstrates you're pretty goddamn immature.
I want to go because walking around naked is fun! And hanging out with a bunch of other naked people in a non-sexual context would be a new, and hopefully fun, thing to do
The only times I'm naked is when I'm showering or having sexy times. And as soon as the sex is over I jump in the shower to wash off and put clothes on as soon as possible. I hate feeling so vulnerable because I'm naked.
I bet that makes your partner feel good - you have an uncontrollable compulsion to shower after fucking them.
To be fair I usually shower after sex because my donger feels weird and gross afterward
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ArtreusI'm a wizardAnd that looks fucked upRegistered Userregular
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Mostly filled with old overweight hippies with leathery skin. Doing what they loved... Being naked
PSN: Robo_Wizard1
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Like a federal agent, but for news.
you quit mombangin this isntant
oh yeah I'm well aware the actual nude beach crowd isn't a bunch of models
I just think it could be fun, it would certainly be a unique experience
Freud was a hack
Go to a burning man type thing somewhere. Hippies love being naked. And they aren't all old or gross
It is a store that sells newspapers, magazines, stationary, cards, lottery tickets, some books, maybe cigarettes, maybe a little bit of candy.
What is it with the sciences and teaching stuff that has been proven pretty convincingly wrong.
"Here is what this guy though about how people thought. He was wrong.
Here is what this guy thought about how the planets moved. He was wrong."
etc.
Edit: oh there it is
if you dont understand what these people said and why it was wrong you cant find out why what we know now is right?
its like teaching you the long way to solve a math problem and then showing you the short cut somebody figured out 50 years later
I think
Oh good I'm not the only one who does that
I bet that makes your partner feel good - you have an uncontrollable compulsion to shower after fucking them.
Are you still a teenager that the only reason you want to go to a nude beach is to ogle? Because I think that demonstrates you're pretty goddamn immature.
well,
yeah
Well at least that is better than the uncontrollable compulsion to throw up after fucking them. (due to constant nausea that gets real bad after vigorous activity)
I want to go because walking around naked is fun! And hanging out with a bunch of other naked people in a non-sexual context would be a new, and hopefully fun, thing to do
To be fair I usually shower after sex because my donger feels weird and gross afterward
Except a lot of people never get to the "this guy was dumb"part and seem to think Freud was some genius
That is what the playground at kindergartens are for, Dru...
Most compelling argument for nude beaches I've seen
fucking seagulls
Now a nude bar
This would be interesting
well that makes no sense then
well a lot of people don't understand geometry either
Hmmmmm
HMMMMMMMMM
eating sandwiches or a big bowl of soup
naked conversations
naked monopoly
CAN a right angle ever go left?