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the strangest thing you have witnessed

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Okay so

    I just read this: http://flixchatter.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/gladiator-2-nick-cave.pdf

    It is pretty strange

    It is the script, written by Nick Cave (of Bad Seeds fame) for the sequel to Ridley Scott's Gladiator

    If you are familiar with the movie, I think you have already begun to recognize what a ridiculous concept that is

    I desperately want to see it made

    Partially because
    it makes Ridley Scott's Robin Hood a potentially canon sequel to Gladiator, rather than just seeming to be one the entire miserable time spent watching it

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    ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    I flipped through a couple pages of that, good grief.

    It sounded like a bad fanfic from someone who was playing god of war/ watching clash of the titans or something.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    my mom is a conservative religious dingbat

    but apparently in 1992 she voted for Ross Perot

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    a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Okay so

    I just read this: http://flixchatter.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/gladiator-2-nick-cave.pdf

    It is pretty strange

    It is the script, written by Nick Cave (of Bad Seeds fame) for the sequel to Ridley Scott's Gladiator

    If you are familiar with the movie, I think you have already begun to recognize what a ridiculous concept that is

    I desperately want to see it made

    Partially because
    it makes Ridley Scott's Robin Hood a potentially canon sequel to Gladiator, rather than just seeming to be one the entire miserable time spent watching it

    This is pretty much complete insanity. I can't believe I read the whole thing :P

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    I skipped to the end


    ah ha ha

    ah ha ha ha


    eh heh heh

    heeeh


    hmm

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    That script made the rounds a couple years ago

    I love it now as I loved it then

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    so I was watching/listening to sigur ros on youtube

    and uh

    well I've now seen shia lebeouf's penis

    that's a thing I can say

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    so I was watching/listening to sigur ros on youtube

    and uh

    well I've now seen shia lebeouf's penis

    that's a thing I can say

    no! nonono no no noononono no no no no

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    there was also a really pretty naked lady in the same video

    on youtube

    it was confusing

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    such a good video

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    so I was watching/listening to sigur ros on youtube

    and uh

    well I've now seen shia lebeouf's penis

    that's a thing I can say

    LINK ME TO THIS VIDEO

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    it's like the second result if you search "sigur ros" on youtube

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    it is called fjogur piano

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    A Separate Peace... OF CRAP

    You're the best.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    Im sorry it took me so long to post this.

    I once saw a parapalegic dwarfish man eat chocolate cake out of his ass .

    There you go thread. The wonders of hospital life.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    terrific

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    there was also a really pretty naked lady in the same video

    on youtube

    it was confusing

    confused boner

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    there was also a really pretty naked lady in the same video

    on youtube

    it was confusing

    confused boner

    the lady is super pretty but man there is also dudejunk and nope

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    theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Im sorry it took me so long to post this.

    I once saw a parapalegic dwarfish man eat chocolate cake out of his ass .

    There you go thread. The wonders of hospital life.

    Thread won.

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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    there was also a really pretty naked lady in the same video

    on youtube

    it was confusing

    confused boner

    the lady is super pretty but man there is also LeDouch and nope

    This just in...LeDouch<dudejunk. Reports confirm dudejunk "pretty cool" and "not that bad". LeDouch said to be "sickening" and "made me question why life continues".

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Anialos wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    there was also a really pretty naked lady in the same video

    on youtube

    it was confusing

    confused boner

    the lady is super pretty but man there is also LeDouch and nope

    This just in...LeDouch<dudejunk. Reports confirm dudejunk "pretty cool" and "not that bad". LeDouch said to be "sickening" and "made me question why life continues".
    what

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Anialos wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    there was also a really pretty naked lady in the same video

    on youtube

    it was confusing

    confused boner

    the lady is super pretty but man there is also LeDouch and nope

    This just in...LeDouch<dudejunk. Reports confirm dudejunk "pretty cool" and "not that bad". LeDouch said to be "sickening" and "made me question why life continues".
    what
    dicks rule

    I want to do with you
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Im sorry it took me so long to post this.

    I once saw a parapalegic dwarfish man eat chocolate cake out of his ass .

    There you go thread. The wonders of hospital life.

    I'm pretty sure that this needs to be explained more. Because what the christ.
    One of my friends used to work in the psych ward over at Angola prison here in LA. She said there was a guy who had all of his teeth removed because he was allegedly a cannibal and kept trying to eat everyone. She only saw him once, and said the toothtless smile combined with the absolute batshit crazy that this guy was afflicted with was one of the most disturbing things she's ever seen.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Removing someone's teeth because they are a cannibal does not seem like something that is legal. Unless he volunteered for it.

    Which is even stranger.

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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    One of the my friends was going through some issues and spent a couple weeks as a psych inpatient. There was a guy there who was claimed to be both schizophrenic and had Tourette's syndrome. I'm not 100% sure about all that but let me tell you I heard things come out of his mouth I'm still trying to get my head around. He had some issues with polish people.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Removing someone's teeth because they are a cannibal does not seem like something that is legal. Unless he volunteered for it.

    Which is even stranger.

    Yeah, I thought the same thing. I never went there or saw him, and I think the story she told me was secondhand etc, so it could have been bullshit.
    But he was in prison, and the psych ward. They could well have done what was necessary for the safety of the patient/staff

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    like put a mask on him?

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    The Supreme Court once upheld forced sterilization for mental patients, let's not be too optimistic about this

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    i'd like to read the lawsuit, the article doesn't really explain what the legal theory is

    like if he's bringing some sort of general First Amendment claim then obviously it's frivolous

    but if he's bringing it under some anti-discrimination statutes who knows

    Ubik on
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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    like maybe the false imprisonment part has some legs, i don't know much about criminal trespass procedures

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    The Supreme Court once upheld forced sterilization for mental patients, let's not be too optimistic about this

    a century ago when eugenics was becoming the social theory du joir

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
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    "against my creed"

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Fatssassin's Creed

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    that's the owner of the store

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    As evidenced by this blurb right beneath it "Keith Langston owner of Two Rivers Grocery & MKT. poses for a photo in front of the store Wednesday, August 8, 2012, along U.S. 80 in Big Sandy. (Kevin Green/News-Journal Photo)"

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    At first I thought he was wearing a cervical collar

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    At first I thought he was wearing a cervical collar

    Must. Not. GIS.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    At first I thought he was wearing a cervical collar

    Must. Not. GIS.

    Wait, when did neckbraces become something you don't want to GIS

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    cervix collar

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