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the strangest thing you have witnessed

Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
edited July 2012 in Social Entropy++
once in high school

i watched a kid snort a live spider

afterwards he said "i can feel it moving up there" and made a scrunched face

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    yo mama

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    ha haaa

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.



    Time to die.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    I just saw a sloppy cosplay thread go for 35 pages

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    Tossrock's mom

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    you're posts

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    she is kinda weird lookin'

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    Donnie Darko

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular
    I saw one dog giving another dog head.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    Seriously though, the strangest thing I've seen was a hippie giving some girl a blowjob near the dumpster behind my local Denny's.

    She didn't even look like she was enjoying it, she looked like she was saddened by where her life was at that moment.

  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    you're posts
    NO YOU'RE POSTS

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    once I saw a wizard

    the campus of the university I go to is divided into two halves by a river. I was sitting by the riverbank one morning, wasting time between classes, when this wizard showed up.

    he demands complete description. he was wearing a robe and pointy hat made of what looked like an old quilt, bright purple with a spiraling orange rune kinda pattern sewn into it. he was wearing bright pink sweatpants and lime green crocs. he had a big bushy white beard and glasses with thick black rectangular rims. he was dragging one of those wheeled baskets filled with what appeared to be dirty laundry behind him.

    then he pulled out a set of panpipes and began to play. he played for about fifteen minutes, and he was pretty good, too. then he put his panpipes back in his robe, grabbed his laundry, and left.

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    @crwth 's balls

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Hullis wrote: »
    @crwth 's balls

    This is the strangest thing you have witnessed thread

    Not the funniest. Or saddest.

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  • JerkbotJerkbot some kind of hypnotist Registered User regular
    you're posts
    NO YOU'RE POSTS

    I am the most posts.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    Jerkbot wrote: »
    you're posts
    NO YOU'RE POSTS

    I am the most posts.

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    it seems these posts have squared off

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I have seen tons of NSFW things

  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
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    You start to feel strange...

  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    one time I saw a dude straight actin' an airplane while very obviously on some psychedelics. Arms straight out, all banking for turns and such. Actually wait that kind of owned

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    @crwth 's balls

    This is the strangest thing you have witnessed thread

    Not the funniest. Or saddest.

    I know that's why I didn't say " @the lovely bastard trying to hit on women"

  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    wait no I've got it now


    Homestuck fandom.

  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    we should limit this thread to 'things you have seen that weren't on the internet'

    because we've all seen so much weird shit on the internet that nothing impresses us any more

    you have to have seen it in real life and not at a comic book convention

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    dude in a dress with a sign walking down the stairs to a subway as i was walking up in new york city

    he was chanting
    WHAT DO THE GAY PEOPLE WANT? WHAT DO THE GAY PEOPLE WANT? NO BABY, NO BABY

    Antimatter on
  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    strangest thing I ever saw in person Bill Walton telling David Robinson he liked Asian women because they "were at the right height, KNOW WHAT I MEAN" and the admiral just stares at him

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    wait no that was the best thing

    the strangest thing was probably the guy in jackson mississippi who claimed to be etta james' reincarnated soul

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    wait no that was the best thing

    the strangest thing was probably the guy in jackson mississippi who claimed to be etta james' reincarnated soul

    well, was he?

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    He had some pretty good pipes but I just did not believe that a man had done him wrong

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    what a shame

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I used to live in an apartment building with van helsing


    seriously I lived there two years and saw the guy half a dozen times, only ever at night, and he was always wearing a van helsing coat/hat

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    what a shame

    yeah, rip

  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    I saw Richard Simmons dancing in the street once. It was Pride Month in Chicago and I was walking around and some dude starts dancing and singing loudly.

    "Huh, that guy is the perfect Richard Simmons clone."

    --Some dude passing me by, "That is Richard Simmons."

  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    I used to live around the corner from this guy.

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    another one, and one that merits a real story

    Gulfport Mississippi had the worst of Hurricane Katrina in terms of wind damage, but the flooding was substantial as well. In 2008, I was down there with an AmeriCorps team to work with the local Habitat affiliate. We did a little building of our own but were mostly relegated to support duty, as our time down there coincided with spring break, and they wanted to give the kids that had paid money the chance to build.

    We did get a chance to do some real work, though. A neighborhood of 70 homes had been refurbished after the storm, except for one part. Anyone with a little knowledge of construction or housing is gonna get pissed here.

    They left the drywall in. So all 70 of these houses and molded to shit, and we had to come in with crowbars and rip it allll apart.

    The catch was, we only ever got 69 houses done.

    An elderly gentleman, the perfect caricature of crotchety old guy, would brandish a gun at us every time we tried to get near. Eventually, I got brave enough to confront him as to WHY he was so worried. Did he love his home that much that he'd rather let it rot?

    "I can't letcher take the walls apart, cuz that's where the portal t'hell is."

    We wound up gutting 69 houses.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I saw Richard Simmons dancing in the street once. It was Pride Month in Chicago and I was walking around and some dude starts dancing and singing loudly.

    "Huh, that guy is the perfect Richard Simmons clone."

    --Some dude passing me by, "That is Richard Simmons."

    Mine's not particularly strange, but I was in DC for the Daily Show/Colbert Report rally a couple years ago, and the day before me and my friend are walking around Georgetown and we walk right by this guy

    My friend goes "was that Cat Stevens?"
    I'm like "there are probably a million sorta rough-lookin' older dudes just like that in the DC metro area, I doubt that was Cat Stevens"

    And then the next day, lo and behold, they bring him out at the rally, and he was even wearing the same damn coat we'd seen him in the previous day

  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I used to live in an apartment building with van helsing


    seriously I lived there two years and saw the guy half a dozen times, only ever at night, and he was always wearing a van helsing coat/hat

    you weren't supposed to see me at all.

    make your lasts few posts matter.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    i saw a guy vigorously eating a glue stick not two days ago

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    You shoulda said hi stans. I would've loved to meet you

  • The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    Strangest thing I've seen on this deck was when two ederly people went racing by on scooters at 2am

    rock on

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