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Tossrocktoo weird to livetoo rare to dieRegistered Userregular
yo mama
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Tossrocktoo weird to livetoo rare to dieRegistered Userregular
ha haaa
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Ubikoh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by thenRegistered Userregular
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
the campus of the university I go to is divided into two halves by a river. I was sitting by the riverbank one morning, wasting time between classes, when this wizard showed up.
he demands complete description. he was wearing a robe and pointy hat made of what looked like an old quilt, bright purple with a spiraling orange rune kinda pattern sewn into it. he was wearing bright pink sweatpants and lime green crocs. he had a big bushy white beard and glasses with thick black rectangular rims. he was dragging one of those wheeled baskets filled with what appeared to be dirty laundry behind him.
then he pulled out a set of panpipes and began to play. he played for about fifteen minutes, and he was pretty good, too. then he put his panpipes back in his robe, grabbed his laundry, and left.
one time I saw a dude straight actin' an airplane while very obviously on some psychedelics. Arms straight out, all banking for turns and such. Actually wait that kind of owned
strangest thing I ever saw in person Bill Walton telling David Robinson he liked Asian women because they "were at the right height, KNOW WHAT I MEAN" and the admiral just stares at him
I saw Richard Simmons dancing in the street once. It was Pride Month in Chicago and I was walking around and some dude starts dancing and singing loudly.
"Huh, that guy is the perfect Richard Simmons clone."
--Some dude passing me by, "That is Richard Simmons."
Gulfport Mississippi had the worst of Hurricane Katrina in terms of wind damage, but the flooding was substantial as well. In 2008, I was down there with an AmeriCorps team to work with the local Habitat affiliate. We did a little building of our own but were mostly relegated to support duty, as our time down there coincided with spring break, and they wanted to give the kids that had paid money the chance to build.
We did get a chance to do some real work, though. A neighborhood of 70 homes had been refurbished after the storm, except for one part. Anyone with a little knowledge of construction or housing is gonna get pissed here.
They left the drywall in. So all 70 of these houses and molded to shit, and we had to come in with crowbars and rip it allll apart.
The catch was, we only ever got 69 houses done.
An elderly gentleman, the perfect caricature of crotchety old guy, would brandish a gun at us every time we tried to get near. Eventually, I got brave enough to confront him as to WHY he was so worried. Did he love his home that much that he'd rather let it rot?
"I can't letcher take the walls apart, cuz that's where the portal t'hell is."
I saw Richard Simmons dancing in the street once. It was Pride Month in Chicago and I was walking around and some dude starts dancing and singing loudly.
"Huh, that guy is the perfect Richard Simmons clone."
--Some dude passing me by, "That is Richard Simmons."
Mine's not particularly strange, but I was in DC for the Daily Show/Colbert Report rally a couple years ago, and the day before me and my friend are walking around Georgetown and we walk right by this guy
My friend goes "was that Cat Stevens?"
I'm like "there are probably a million sorta rough-lookin' older dudes just like that in the DC metro area, I doubt that was Cat Stevens"
And then the next day, lo and behold, they bring him out at the rally, and he was even wearing the same damn coat we'd seen him in the previous day
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Time to die.
Steam
She didn't even look like she was enjoying it, she looked like she was saddened by where her life was at that moment.
Steam
the campus of the university I go to is divided into two halves by a river. I was sitting by the riverbank one morning, wasting time between classes, when this wizard showed up.
he demands complete description. he was wearing a robe and pointy hat made of what looked like an old quilt, bright purple with a spiraling orange rune kinda pattern sewn into it. he was wearing bright pink sweatpants and lime green crocs. he had a big bushy white beard and glasses with thick black rectangular rims. he was dragging one of those wheeled baskets filled with what appeared to be dirty laundry behind him.
then he pulled out a set of panpipes and began to play. he played for about fifteen minutes, and he was pretty good, too. then he put his panpipes back in his robe, grabbed his laundry, and left.
This is the strangest thing you have witnessed thread
Not the funniest. Or saddest.
Steam
I am the most posts.
it seems these posts have squared off
STEAM!
You start to feel strange...
I know that's why I didn't say " @the lovely bastard trying to hit on women"
Homestuck fandom.
because we've all seen so much weird shit on the internet that nothing impresses us any more
you have to have seen it in real life and not at a comic book convention
he was chanting
WHAT DO THE GAY PEOPLE WANT? WHAT DO THE GAY PEOPLE WANT? NO BABY, NO BABY
the strangest thing was probably the guy in jackson mississippi who claimed to be etta james' reincarnated soul
well, was he?
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
seriously I lived there two years and saw the guy half a dozen times, only ever at night, and he was always wearing a van helsing coat/hat
yeah, rip
"Huh, that guy is the perfect Richard Simmons clone."
--Some dude passing me by, "That is Richard Simmons."
Gulfport Mississippi had the worst of Hurricane Katrina in terms of wind damage, but the flooding was substantial as well. In 2008, I was down there with an AmeriCorps team to work with the local Habitat affiliate. We did a little building of our own but were mostly relegated to support duty, as our time down there coincided with spring break, and they wanted to give the kids that had paid money the chance to build.
We did get a chance to do some real work, though. A neighborhood of 70 homes had been refurbished after the storm, except for one part. Anyone with a little knowledge of construction or housing is gonna get pissed here.
They left the drywall in. So all 70 of these houses and molded to shit, and we had to come in with crowbars and rip it allll apart.
The catch was, we only ever got 69 houses done.
An elderly gentleman, the perfect caricature of crotchety old guy, would brandish a gun at us every time we tried to get near. Eventually, I got brave enough to confront him as to WHY he was so worried. Did he love his home that much that he'd rather let it rot?
"I can't letcher take the walls apart, cuz that's where the portal t'hell is."
We wound up gutting 69 houses.
Mine's not particularly strange, but I was in DC for the Daily Show/Colbert Report rally a couple years ago, and the day before me and my friend are walking around Georgetown and we walk right by this guy
My friend goes "was that Cat Stevens?"
I'm like "there are probably a million sorta rough-lookin' older dudes just like that in the DC metro area, I doubt that was Cat Stevens"
And then the next day, lo and behold, they bring him out at the rally, and he was even wearing the same damn coat we'd seen him in the previous day
you weren't supposed to see me at all.
make your lasts few posts matter.
rock on