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Reality is merely an [REDACTED], albeit a very [Spooky] one

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Come on Bedlam you don't feel inspired to go fight crime, dressed as the thing you yourself fear?

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Aw man let the sawfish go he's on his way to work! At a construction site. Underwater. He's the foreman!

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    SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    Did everyone else immediately look up sawfish on wiki, or just me? Turns out they're actually a type of ray!

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    For a while I was having dreams where someone was coming to kill me. But they were using my dreams to infiltrate and kill me from within.
    I would have a dream that I'd had before, maybe once, maybe several times, but I always recognized them. The events would play out the same as I remembered from before, but then at some point they would deviate. Two people would show up, usually a man and a woman, but beyond that their appearances could vary greatly, but I always knew they were the same two people (in that way you just know some things in dreams). They would tell me that someone had sent them - same name every time but I never woke up able to remember what it was - and that they were going to kill me. And somehow I understood each time that it was someone on the outside, in the real world, who was sending these assassins into my head.

    As soon as they appeared, everything else would stop. Other people in my dream would stop what they were doing and just stand there looking vaguely confused, like there was a script to things and now that we'd left the plan they didn't know what they were supposed to do next. As soon as I realized the danger and started running, the people and the geography would move around to try to block the assassins, or actively fight them, but it never held for long. They would get free and start gaining on me, and I had no choice but to keep running until I could wake up.

    This happened 4 or 5 nights over a couple of weeks. Eventually I decided the next time I was going to be ready and I tried to mentally prepare myself to stand my ground. But it didn't happen again and hasn't since.

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    JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    Aw man let the sawfish go he's on his way to work! At a construction site. Underwater. He's the foreman!

    Oh so all sawfish are construction workers?

    My uncles a sawfish and he's a banker.

    Racist....

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Aw man let the sawfish go he's on his way to work! At a construction site. Underwater. He's the foreman!

    Oh so all sawfish are construction workers?

    My uncles a sawfish and he's a banker.

    Racist....

    He wasn't saying ALL sawfish are construction workers!

    He just knew that guy.

    He's part of a really well respected firm, too.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Come on Bedlam you don't feel inspired to go fight crime, dressed as the thing you yourself fear?
    Well Im poor and my parents are still alive.

    But maybe one day the time for Home Invading Critter Man will be right.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    EDIT: I hate

    Seriously on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    EDIT: both these posts

    Seriously on
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    MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    Mego Thor wrote: »
    The Basilisk awaits on the other side of the door.

    Let him in.

    Man, I did one time.

    I got super stoned.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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    MattitudeMattitude Paste Pot Pete Kicking The BucketRegistered User regular
    That is legit the funniest thing I have seen for like four days.

    I got this Tumblr and I don't know how to use it.
    Decide on the next line by the rhyme when I choose it.
    Also I put songs on YouTube
    The musings of this lonely rube.

    I made a thread once. It didn't end well for me.
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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    In hindsight, Susan's face zipper probably should have raised a few red flags

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    or how the two halves don't really match up to a whole face.

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Why do all these adds tell me to meet people that I really don't want to meet. Stop introducing me to weird people PSA!

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    Switch Friend Code: SW-1406-1275-7906
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
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    The Spice Girls must flow.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
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    Why is Aaron Paul doing stupid PSAs?

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    You asked for it Dee-Dubs

    http://youtu.be/2B6jgkcANRE

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
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    The Spice Girls must flow.

    SP-18281.jpg?

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    MattitudeMattitude Paste Pot Pete Kicking The BucketRegistered User regular
    now THAT is Scary!

    (and Posh and Baby and Ginger and Sporty)

    I got this Tumblr and I don't know how to use it.
    Decide on the next line by the rhyme when I choose it.
    Also I put songs on YouTube
    The musings of this lonely rube.

    I made a thread once. It didn't end well for me.
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    ArteenArteen Adept ValeRegistered User regular
    For the sake of accuracy...
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Emma B was always my favourite, I have a weakness for blondes.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Arteen wrote: »
    For the sake of accuracy...
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    I can't tell if you did anything to the image.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Quotation marks

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Huh. Subtle.

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Wasn't that a joke on family guy? Two pedos posing as children meet at a playground and become best friends?

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Quotation marks

    Chris Hansen-style quotation marks.

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    MattitudeMattitude Paste Pot Pete Kicking The BucketRegistered User regular
    Wasn't that a joke on family guy? Two pedos posing as children meet at a playground and become best friends?

    I don't know if Family Guy did it, but regardless Monkey Dust beat them to the punch. And it was glorious.

    I miss Monkey Dust.

    I got this Tumblr and I don't know how to use it.
    Decide on the next line by the rhyme when I choose it.
    Also I put songs on YouTube
    The musings of this lonely rube.

    I made a thread once. It didn't end well for me.
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    CampyCampy Registered User regular
    Am I right in assuming that Monkey Dust was a strictly British thing? I too miss it with great gusto.

    MR HOPPY!

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    MattitudeMattitude Paste Pot Pete Kicking The BucketRegistered User regular
    I believe so. The really sad thing is that Series 2 and 3 have never properly been available since transmission, and are unlikely to be due to combination of music licensing and the death of one it's creators.

    I got this Tumblr and I don't know how to use it.
    Decide on the next line by the rhyme when I choose it.
    Also I put songs on YouTube
    The musings of this lonely rube.

    I made a thread once. It didn't end well for me.
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Guys. Guys why can't I just search genres on my netflix on the ps3

    I just wanna look for a horror movie I haven't seen yet

    And yet

    Here I am

    Watching vhs 2 again

    Because I can't find anything to watch.

    I guess I still haven't seen rosemary's baby, maybe I should finally check that out

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    NeurotikaNeurotika Registered User regular
    If you go to the PC interface, you can add them to your list and they show up on the PS3.

    It's a meh solution, but there you are.

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    I had an interesting discussion with a coworker at the end of the day today. He's the newest hire to the group, been about 8 months or so since he started. He and his family (wife, one 3.5yr old son) were renting a little place at first, but in March they moved to a permanent new house. It's an old house, relatively speaking, at least 100 years old. That's pretty old for this part of the USA.

    He said that his son has been waking up at night and coming into their room in a panic, claiming that he has seen monsters. There's a doorway that hides a set of stair to the attic in the son's room, and that was where the son was saying the monsters were coming from. Pretty standard nightmare stuff for a kid. Wake up from a nightmare in a dark room and think you see a monster.

    This happened a few times, and then the son started to say he was seeing a man in his room. The monsters were no longer there, just the man. Shortly after that, my coworker was in the bathroom and he swears that a hanger on a rack in the bathroom began moving by itself. Now my coworker has an engineering background, and he is well aware that a draft in an old house or any number of other factors could cause a coat hanger to move. He still generally believes it was a draft or something, but he also said it was odd because there are no windows or vents in the bathroom. The hanger also moved longer than he thought it would, but that could be easily explained.

    Then the son said he saw the man in their upstairs hallway. The son had not been sleeping and it was not the middle of the night. My coworker and his wife checked the hallway, but of course there was nothing there. Three nights this week their son has woken up and said that the man was there. One of those nights he was sleeping in their room and said that the man had woken him up.

    Now, I'm sure the kid is dreaming or just being an imaginative toddler, but it sure is a spooky chain of events.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    GET OUT!!!

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    You have to call the ghost out and challenge him to feats of strength.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    That house needs the immediate attention of @timspork's ghost and @TankHammer.

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    valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    Its a squatter.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    If a kid start seeing a man call the cops and set up some nanny cams

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