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Look Out it's Sabs!
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Do you guys wanna see a snake smile? :winky:
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Good idea. Anyone wants me to mail them pictures of my dick?
So I was walking out to my car just now to grab something my wife needed me to fax. I work on an Air Force base, and my building is attached to the building of a major Air Force command, whose commanding officer is a four star general. He was attending some ceremony today, so as I was leaving my building he was leaving his, dressed in full dress uniform, shiny stars on his shoulders and all.
Well, our building has a stand of 20 or 30 trees next to it, and recently a murder of crows has taken up residence.
So General whoever walks out of the building, followed by his assistant. As he rounds the corner of the building towards the parking lot, one of the crows catches sight of the General's stars and fucking swoops in and tries to peck them off of his shoulder.
The general falls down onto the grass, which is covered in Canadian Goose and crow shit, and rolls around as the rest of the crows fly down and try to get them too. His assistant starts swinging her handbag at them, but they're moving around so that every time she swings she hits the General. He's rolling around and yelling that he's being attacked, but then when she starts hitting him he screams even worse, but she still thinks he's yelling at the crows and doesn't stop. This went on for at least two minutes before the crows gave up and flew into the trees.
So the General stands up, covered in bird shit, and with as much dignity as he can muster walks through the crowd of onlookers to his BMW and drives away.
Jesus christ. I haven't laughed this hard in years. It was like watching an episode of Benny Hill.
AUTO-REPLY: JOHANNEN DON'T DO THIS SHUT NO MORE
She'll be too confused to do anything.
Though, you should have stepped up and saved him, and gotten a mdeal or an instant-promotion or something.
I think that's the funniest thing about it. There must have been at least a dozen people standing there, but we were all in shock. No one did anything other than his assistant.
I'm in my dorm alone for the next two or three days, because every else went home for easter, and I have job interviews so I'm not going home until friday.
I'm thinking a massive Der Ring listening session is in order.
It's just that I don't really want to have a relationship with her and a relationship wouldn't work anyway, along with the fact that she's way too much for me to handle (read as "absolute slut"). She's been sending me some of the most awfully dirty texts and I really don't find that attractive and really don't know what to do when she sends them.
If she wants to fuck still, and you're ok with casual sex, then maybe try it out.
Edit: I can't believe this got cut out! Wtf mods?!
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
Edit: Sab, what kind of snake is it?
Can't stop here, this is bat country!
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
A smiling one.
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You know what to do.
indeed.
also... come on microsoft... WTF? Mouse Cursors of doom?
fucking retards.
Holy shit! That's ....that's a good idea...
Oh, that's right, he's a young'un. I tend to forget that we still have those around.
In other news, my 20th high school reunion is coming up this summer. A whole weekend in BFE, Montana making nice with people I didn't like 20 years ago and for the most part haven't seen since.
20th? Wow, Nerissa is not very young.
Dammit.
Here.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Sure, just rub it in, why don't you? :P
If it helps, I was the youngest in my class (2 others within less than a week of me, though), but only because my birthday is in late August.
I was trying to avoid the O-word.
I know you are closing in on a certain number, but a few months are not going to make a diffrence.
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Weird.
Same.
Super weird.
Podly now:
I AM TOO YOUNG TO START FEELING OLD.
the whole weird white goober thing just does not work for you.