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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Going into the Omega Ruins in FFX I have pre lubed my ass for the fucking I am about to get.

    I did ok!

    then I died on my way back to the save point, meh wasnt as bad as I thought.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    hei nao
    hei nao nao
    sing dis corroshun to meh

    no. if you going to make melancholy with the songs,

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NucJk8TxyRg

    no drum machine
    no synth
    no eyeshadow
    elbows too pointy
    would not bang 2/10

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    hei nao
    hei nao nao
    sing dis corroshun to meh

    no. if you going to make melancholy with the songs,

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NucJk8TxyRg

    no drum machine
    no synth
    no eyeshadow
    elbows too pointy
    would not bang 2/10

    Fiiinneeee
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_TDqv7p4X4

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular

    <3

    you know how to romance a girl

    <3

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    i forgot to add :bz to my post, deebs. don't hate me plz.

    I ain't mad bro
    *dap*
    I'm just frustrated by dese "professionals". Gimme an estimate, you jerks! I want this in the can and done

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Love that video, love that song.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Got bored and just read the episode description of the WWE Divas TV show, man that is some shit even for Wrasslin' storylines.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    I is no client from hell

    you only want 5 perpendicular lines

    I'd settle for 4 mostly straight lines, so long as I don't have to draw them myself

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    today's been p horrible i guess

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    time to write up another shadowrun recap

    see you guys in like an hour, this always takes me forever :P

    oooooh i relish these

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    today's been p horrible i guess

    Nooo Chu :(

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    i forgot to add :bz to my post, deebs. don't hate me plz.

    I ain't mad bro
    *dap*
    I'm just frustrated by dese "professionals". Gimme an estimate, you jerks! I want this in the can and done

    Yeah, I can see that.

    Fixed price contracting is a balancing game.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    today's been p horrible i guess

    What's wrong?

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    darklite_xdarklite_x I'm not an r-tard... Registered User regular
    Yes please tell us.
    The only way I can feel better about my days is hearing how awful other people's days are. Even though today was pretty decent for me.

    Steam ID: darklite_x Xbox Gamertag: Darklite 37 PSN:Rage_Kage_37 Battle.Net:darklite#2197
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Huh, drunk brain this is a annoying insecurity. Cant you pick something easier to deal with.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    @elldren, @jacobkosh, @Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

    Relationship drama. You've been warned.
    So I went over to Leigh's tonight to either see if I could get us back together or drop off her stuff. I think she was expecting me to go John Cusack but I decided just talking would be best. So we talked. I pointed out that if anyone in the world could understand shitty decisions made based on fear it was me. I told her I understood her fears, I could see the emotions behind them. But I wasn't going to let her go without at least trying. Tears were shed. But she's agreed to give the long distance thing a try. I agreed to spend a fair amount of time in airplanes. The general plan is for me to fly up there twice a month for the weekend. It's not ideal but nether was accepting this as a binary solution set. But it still beats a sharp stick in the eye. The whole time the lyric from Hallelujah kept running through my mind.
    But all I’ve ever learned from love
    Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
    .

    I want to believe in the end I've learned more then that. We can but hope.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    I've said it once, I'll say it a billion more times. Tesla Coils are awesome.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG7VuhUYdNQ

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Sorry to hear about your troubles Thom

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Sorry to hear about your troubles Thom

    They are what they are. The upside right now is I get to enjoy my pride in my lady love for being accepted into the graduate history program at Yale.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    chu pls shit your troubles on me

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    FWIW, I find that habitually sharing video calls while getting work done helps with the whole long distance thing.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    FWIW, I find that habitually sharing video calls while getting work done helps with the whole long distance thing.

    Aye. The hard part weirdly not calling each other every day. You just run out of things to say. It's amazing how much time in a relationship can just be silence.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    my closest brother has been bad with drugs for a while- mostly opiates. hundreds and hundreds of percs a month was his baseline, and anything else he could find. recently tho' it graduated to heroin and he went to rehab. while there they diagnosed him with several things- manic bipolar, severe manic whatever- a few different scary sounding things. he was always an erratic and aggressive guy- loyal to a fault to me, but adversarial with most other people. constant fistfights since puberty. beat up a couple cops. we all just figured he was a naturally aggressive dude, plus all the alcohol and drugs didn't help. but apparently he has all this stuff. he's been put on some very serious drugs- haldol, seroquel, some other stuff i can't remember... but very high strength, no joke antipsychotics and sedatives.

    i saw him today for the first time in a while. he claims he's sober- and with the suboxone he's prescribed it would be a legit shock if he could power through and get high on opiates. that stuff is no joke. so if he isn't lying (which he very well may be, and be covering- i don't know, the days when i was the only person in the world he wouldn't lie to are long gone. i guess probably when you're ripping open fentanyl patches to eat the gel it is no longer sacrosanct to be honest with your brother)... eh. if he's sober then this is just how he deals with his meds. total burnout. gravelly voice. spacey. forgets what he's saying. nonsequiturs. mutters.

    i only feel safe around him because i can handle myself (and i'm pretty sure there's still a healthy vestige of his bond with me in there, still). but i wouldn't trust my future wife or children around him in this state. i can't talk to him. he has the facade of a functioning person but he's incredibly manic, spazzy, and forgetful. he's 27 years old, still handsome, still a ridiculous body (with a six pack!) without any exercise... but he presents like a senior citizen with dementia.

    it was inevitable that i was going to drift apart from my brother. unless he changed dramatically for the better, i couldn't hope to own a home and have a 401k and send a kid to private school while regularly spending time with this guy. so i guess in my head i was kind of subtly distancing myself? calling him less? to make the eventual split less difficult. he's always been a ridiculously irresponsible, impetuous, and violent guy. but now on these meds he is all of that with none of his personality or wit or anything. it's like talking to a very stupid meth head. guess i wans't ready to erase this relationship but it doesn't seem to matter naymore since it's like talking to a stranger.

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    Best of luck, Thom.

    thatassemblyguy on
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    shit chu. that just sounds terrible. i am so sorry

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    chu how long has he been on subs? and when did he go to rehab?

    it may be a stupor that he'll come out of as he's taken off the suboxone.

    not saying he'll ever really be the same but he may come a bit more back to normal

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    That sucks Chu.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    laGryAA.jpg

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Variable wrote: »
    chu how long has he been on subs? and when did he go to rehab?

    it may be a stupor that he'll come out of as he's taken off the suboxone.

    not saying he'll ever really be the same but he may come a bit more back to normal

    it's been about 10 days, i think. this isn't his first time on subs but if he's being honest then i think it's the longest he's stuck with them.

    i'm definitely hopeful that as he adjusts to stuff- and maybe as his prescription cocktail gets fine tuned- stuff will improve

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    the one good part about today is i discovered my spirit animal

    http://i.imgur.com/1jPNHP4.gif

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    that snake is bullshit

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Sorry to hear that, Organ. Hope the future brightens things.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePIImGMjn_8

    If time itself was his demeanor
    there'd be no sunlight or a glimmer
    of sunlight landin' on the street

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    My feet are killing me.

    But I think I gave a few young shy otaku their first dance, and I was able to find a partner about every other song, so that's snazzy.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »

    @‌Deebaser lol

    I got that email and had the exact same reaction. I guess that cashmere jacket is nice but not something I would spend $700 on.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    good night, chat.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STHpMUYeznQ

    stay in school.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    @organichu and @thomamelas ilu :l

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    *Hugs4Thom*
    *Hugs4Chu*

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    @Thomamelas‌ @Elldren‌ @MrAnthropy‌ @surrealitycheck‌ @Rear Admiral Choco

    Tonight's SHadowrun!

    My friend Lee is in town till this weekend so was able to join us tonight - and we have leaned heavily on him to try Skyping with us in the future, so Cage the corp special forces guy may be making recurring appearances.

    Present and accounted for were him, Bashurr the ork, Cole the PI, Blixt the flamboyant elven mage ("his hair is like 80s David Coperfield, but neon"), and, after a short delay, Red the Japanese pokemon summoner.

    Bashurr, Blixt, and Cage head into Category Z, Byron's dive of choice, to meet the dwarf about a new offer of wok - but no sooner do they arrive and order their drinks than the door opens again, revealing an enormously tall human covered in muscle grafts that give him an almost alien, Rob Liefeldesque silhouette. The man is wearing dark pants and a sleeveless white button-up shirt with a tie, and sports a beetling brow, enormous mutton chops, and a pompadour. He makes a beeline for Byron. The middle-aged ork behind the bar swallows nervously. "The boss isn't here..." he offers, but the hulk is only interested in Byron.

    "Thought we explained it good and clear, little guy," he rumbles. "You wanna fix here, fine, but we get a cut. We get a cut of all the action."

    "Slot off," Byron says, emboldened by the presence of his runners. "We're independent. You don't know what that means, go look it up. It means we've never paid the mob's vig and we're not about to start now."

    "Big talk's only gonna take you so far," the hulk says.

    Bashurr stands up. "There a problem here, friend?"

    "Not if you and your buddies cough up the family's percentage. Otherwise, yeah, we got a problem."

    "Name the place and time," Bashurr says nonchalantly. "I'll be there." They size each other up for a long moment.

    "Be sooner than you think," the hulk says as he leaves.

    A few minutes later, a woman in her early forties steps into the bar. She is human, medium height, and thin, with sharp features. She wears denim jeans tucked into heavy duty hiking boots and a black micropore tank top under an enormously baggy blue flannel shirt. Her hair is short, dark, and practical, and she wears thick prescription sunglasses. Everything about her says "granola," 2070s style. She looks around nervously and Byron waves her over.

    "Mrs. Johnson," he says indulgently.

    "Uh, Dr. Johnson," she corrects him. "I'm...sorry, I've never had to hire....you know...before."

    "Hire what?" Blixt smirks.

    She looks around. "Shadowrunners," she whispers at last.

    Around then, Cole turns up, a bit late and smelling of booze, but he takes a seat and assumes an attentive posture.

    "I represent a small, er, growing operation," she begins. "A grow-op. We grow food and..other things." She hurries on. "Anyway, our water purifier recently broke down. It's an old model and needs a replacement control board. And, uh, tha's where you come in, I guess. I know where one is, but I need you to get it for us."

    "Hold on," Bashurr says. "Why not just buy a replacement?"

    "Well, we don't...we want discretion. Buying it would create a data trail. Someone would have to come do an installation. The corps would find out hwere we are, the mob or the Yakuza...no, we have to keep this under wraps. Stealing one is best for all concerned. And like I said, I know where one is. It should be easy."

    Everyone looks sckeptical at that one. She looks confused.

    "These things are rarely easy, madam," Byron says by way of explanation.

    "Oh. Well...I already did the, the background on this. What we need is a Saeder-Krupp Wasserreinigungssystem 660, or rather the control board for it. Here are the schematics," she waves a hand and shares file to everyone's PDAs. "And I've learned that Pacific Pride Family Farms up in Snohomish has one. THey're a soy farm. Agribusiness. I've got some photos I took.." She shares another file. "My, uh, my organization is prepared to pay 25,000Y for an intact working control board."

    Cole coughs theatrically. "You're new," he says sympathetically, "so you might not know that that's a bit on the low side..." (he rolls Negotioation and gets three succeses to her two resists.)

    She looks abashed. "That's really all the liquid cash we have at the moment," she sighs, "but after the job is done we could offer you a quantity of our product...? The Awakened find it particularly -"

    Blixt's eyes snap open. "Done and done!"

    The deal is finalized, and she gives them part of their payment upfront. "So I wasn't expecting to meet here," she muses, as she gets ready to leave. "The friend who told me about you, Byron, said you usually held court Downtow-"

    "That was a long time ago," Byron says peevishly. "Things are...different. Good day, madam. Please contact me with any further developments."

    ---

    For once, this is not an especially time-sensitive job, so the team decide to put in several days' worth of legwork. Snohomish is northwest of the Rdmond Barrens and is largely wild and empty, a district of hills and fields, home to several huge agri-farms but sparsely occupied in general. The largely rural population harbors some anti-metahuman sentiment and the Humanis Policlub has a thriving chapter among the ag workers.

    Pacific Pride has a smallish spread, mostly given over to engineered soy cultivars, but is surrounded by a three-meter chain-link fence and seems to have several guards. From what the team can discern from the photographs, there is a small administration building, the main processing plant, and, furthest from the road, what looks like some kind of low, long building, like a Quonset hut, but strongly reinforced.

    The team get a room at a no-tell motel and get to work. The first day, Cole parks his Americar sedan (its windwos finally replaced after having been shotgunned out a few days ago) on the side of the country highway near Pacific Pride's main entrance, jacks in, and gets wi-fi access to one of their administrative servers. The nodes here are tougher than he had expected but he manages to download a personnel roster, a basic building schematic, and a delivery log before a pair of uniformed security begin walking toward his parked car to ask his buisness. He feigns taking a phone call (5 successes on a Charisma + Performance roll) and casually drives off.

    It looks like, aside from administrative personnel and a couple dozen ag workers, Pacific Pride employs several parabotanists and a small army of security. And while it doesn't say this anywhere on their signage, their internal documents make it quite clear that they're a subsidiary of EVO.

    Cole begins researching the careers of the parabotanists. That night, Bashurr, Cage, and Red (who has joined the team late) head to a nearby roadhouse to try and catch the Pacific Pride security staff on their off hours.

    The mood inside is tense, and only gets tenser as Bashurr steps in. The problem is immediately eveident: at one side of the honky-tonk sit a small gaggle of off-duty guards, many of whom - emographically more than you'd expect - are orks and trolls. EVO is friendlier to the "goblinized" races than most corps.

    And on the other side of the room sit a crowd of human bikers flying some of the regalia of the Humanis POliclub. The two groups, metas and skinheads, are glaring across the length of the bar at each other. "Look at that fucking tusker," one of the bikers yells as Bashurr enters.

    The big ork steps up to the oldest and beardiest human biker, whom he guesses is the leader. "I'm not looking for trouble, friend," he jerks his thumb over his shoulder, "and neither are my friends back there. So why don't you just let us drink in peace?"

    He rolls Intimidation. The biker leader eyes him, and then eyes Cage, standing inhumanly still at the door, and swallows. "We're humans," he says at last, jerking his chin upward. "We don't start trouble." He gives the men at his table a withering look that brooks no disagreement.

    Bashurr nods and orders a drink, and a huge troll girl in a security uniform calls him over. "Wow!" she says. "I thought for sure that was gonna end badly. What's your story?"

    "It would've ended badly for him," Bashurr nods. "No story. Just a thirsty biker pulling in for a drink."

    "You dealt with him the like a pro, thoguh," she says, not dropping the subject. "You ever worked security? Think you might want to if someone offered?"

    "A SINless biker ork work corpsec? I don't know..." he sounds intrigued.

    "EVO isn't like other corps," she says excitedly. "We've got a home here. Why, you could..."

    They talk a while longer before Bashurr baldly asks her if she wants to leave with him. I had him roll his 1 Charisma versus her 3 Willpower; amazingly, he rolled one hit to her zero. I guess there's no accounting for taste. This also freed Bashurr of the penalty from his "Sex Addiction (moderate)" drawback for this week.

    Meanwhile, Red and Cage get a dark booth and REd has one of his spirits obscure them so Cage can pull out his cyberdeck and hack a nearby guard's PDA. He pulls an orientation memo with a list of Pacific Pride's basic security protocols. It seems they have fourteen security personnel on site at all times, two of whom are mages, several of the rest of which are trolls. There are also Doberman drones in the guard shack, administration building, and the Quonset-hut-thing, which are called the "high security labs."

    The next day, the troll woman, still eager to make a convert, brings Bashurr to the Metahuman Resources office at Pacific Pride, where he does well enough at the aptitude tests to intrigue the guard commander and be given a security orientation. It is during the course of this that he learns that the water purifier is located adjacent to the high-security labs; a pipeline brings up water from the nearby polluted Snohomish River and the dirty water is sent to the labs while the clean water is piped to the main processing plant and the auto-irrigators. Red also succeeds at a Perception check to notice an aerial drone keeping an eye on the entire Farms from a hundred feet up.

    Cole finishes his research (an extended action test) and shows the group what he has learned. The lead parabotanist employed at Pacific Pride has written papers about the possibility of "tailored organisms to replace security infrastructure."

    The group hatches a plan. Blixt gets a hold of one of his contacts, a talismonger named ZenZen, and pays through the nose to learn the Oxygenate spell. Red and Cole shake the tree and get ahold of tox-resistant wetsuits and waterproof gear bags.

    The next night, Blixt casts Oxygenate on the team and they dive into the Snohomish River. Guided by Red's "Squirtle" water spirit, they find the intake pipe and begin swimming up it, although the general grossness of the toxic river water gives Cole and Blixt some stun damage. Soon Red and Squirtle, in the lead, hear the thrumming of the giant pump that draws the river water uphill, and see whirling turbines ahead. Red produces a small ball of plastic explosive and lets the current carry the ball right up to the turbine before he remotely detonates it.

    The explosion is deafening and the shockwave rattles the taem's teeth, but the pump shatters and the water in the pipe immediately begins draining back downhill. Part of the wall of the huge water storage tank has smashed through the wall of the secure labs, and Bashurr grunts and widens the hole as the sound of alarms fills the air.

    The water spirit and Cage are the first out of the water tank and into the secure labs, and as they enter, big gobs of caustic acid nearly strike them and leave a sizzling mess on the wall behind them.

    The secure lab is a long greenhouse, and from the planters on the floor tower five enormous plants, vines as thick as trees but topped with black blooms that belch acid - specifically the concentrated acidic river sludge fed to them as byproduct from the water purifier. And somehow they can see the water spirit in the Astral.

    From the other side of the greenhouse come the shouts of security. The team works quickly. Cole rolls a highly successful Leadership check, ordering Cage and Red to cover Bashurr as the ork (the most mechanically-gifted of the team, with his motorcycle repair skill) unscrews the purifier housing and tretrieves the control board. Red chucks a flashbang grenade, blinding the Astral Fly Traps, while Blixt casts a Force 6 cold spell to turn most of the floor slick with ice. As the first security team bursts in, they slip and slide on the ice, none rolling the six hits needed to stand up, and Cage fires his rifle at a conveniently-placed set of hazardous waste barrels, coating the lead guard in caustic spray.

    (IMPORTANT SHADOWRUN FACT: you cannot have an 80s sci-fi action story without toxic waste and acid fucking everywhere, cf Ray Wise shouting "Get off me, mannn!")

    Bashurr rolls extremely well on the extended-action test to retrieve the control board and gets it out at the top of the second round, clearing the way for the team to begin withdrawing back down the intake pipe at a run. The last bit has to be swum, this time without the benefit of Blixt's Oxygenate spell, but the dice spirits are with Cole and the old private eye is able to keep pace with his younger, stronger companions. The team clamber out of the pipe, across the river, and up the opposite embankment to the waiting Americar, as shouts and searchlights fill the farm's side of the river. They dive inside.

    And not a second too soon, as the Americar's windows explode in a hail of gunfire! A spotlight from above pinions the car. It's a drone, probably piloted by the rigger in the main building.

    "God damn it," Cole moans, surveying the wreckage of his brand new windows.

    "Let me drive," Red says calmly, grabbing the wheel as Cole scoots over. The car leaps forward, rumbles over some rough terrain, and then the wheels greedily seize on the asphalt of the country road. Behind them, the drone spins to pursue - then continues spinning, its pilot evidently having oversteered in his zeal (and not having rolled a single success on his piloting check).

    They're home free.

    A couple of hours later, the runners are Downtown, putting the Saeder-Krupp 660 control board into a certain locker at the train station near the U of W campus. A few hours later, fresh credit slides into their accounts.

    And Cole surveys the reeking, stained upholstery of his prized Americar, wondering if he will ever get the stink of the Snohomish out of his seats.


    THOUGHTS:
    - This is my first time running a legwork-heavy session and it is definitely something I need practice with. I had a few different approaches in mind but none of them were "come up the pipe," but since they didn't seem to be trying some of the other things I'd planned for (a face approach, or smuggling themselves in with a fertilizer delivery) I was like sure, fuck it, it's a six-foot-wide intake tank. And why not? It ended up being pretty fun anyway.
    - Once again, they didn't really do any research on the Johnson. If they had, they'd have learned she's an adjunct professor at the U of W and a board member of a non-profit hunger-fighting co-op who has turned to hydroponic deepweed cultivation to keep the grow-op afloat.
    - We were pressed for time because this was my friend Lee's last night with us and I wanted to have it be a complete session. So a few things got handwaved that maybe would not have been in the normal course of things.
    - But I am definitely handwaving the rules for explosive charges, which involve taking the square root of the mass of the charge in kg. If I wanted to do bullshit like square roots I would be a successful person with a job or something. Ugh.

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