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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    A movie about someone who just wants to have nice grass in CA.

    The fault in our yard.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Landsharks are excellent monsters

    The bulette is one of the best DnD creatures, not least because everyone pronounces it differently

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    wow skfm


    you are


    bad at this

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    pugs look so cute in hoodies it is known

    how could that not look like an uncircumcised donger?

    man if your glans looks like a pug face you got to see a doctor real quick

    ladies love it

    2 eyes, cold nose, wet tongue

    what is not to love

    i mean if they're willing to tolerate dog dick in the first place i reckon their standards aren't really gonna class me out

    You talk about foreskin more than I do will

    it just comes up a lot is all

    Because you bring it up a lot

    While drenched in sweat and breathing heavily I imagine

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    1950s biopic about teen pregnancy starring drew barrymore, chronicles of the long-suffering nomadic tengri tribes, and something about abortion or whatever

    malt in our cars, balt in our magyars, salt in our scars

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    pugs look so cute in hoodies it is known

    how could that not look like an uncircumcised donger?

    man if your glans looks like a pug face you got to see a doctor real quick

    ladies love it

    2 eyes, cold nose, wet tongue

    what is not to love

    i mean if they're willing to tolerate dog dick in the first place i reckon their standards aren't really gonna class me out

    You talk about foreskin more than I do will

    it just comes up a lot is all

    You should get that checked out.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Latvian Drunk

    This is delightful mental imagery.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    rockrnger wrote: »
    I wish they would make a Jurassic park where everything works fine.

    Maybe just like a teen romantic comedy set in it or something.

    The Fault in Our Saurs

    That's going to conflict with my upcoming buddy comedy about a couple of Southeast Asian terrorists ineptly trying to make a bioweapon.

    The Fault in our SARS

    There's already a sequel planned to Interstellar where McConaughey and Anne Hathaway have to keep repairing their robot buddy.

    The Fault in Our TARS

    I am working on a script about an objectivist automobile engineer

    The Gault in our Cars

    what about a movie about an ice cream shop in space

    the malt in our mars

    Or a movie about a struggling pakistani salt miner

    the salt in our jars

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    pugs look so cute in hoodies it is known

    how could that not look like an uncircumcised donger?

    man if your glans looks like a pug face you got to see a doctor real quick

    ladies love it

    2 eyes, cold nose, wet tongue

    what is not to love

    i mean if they're willing to tolerate dog dick in the first place i reckon their standards aren't really gonna class me out

    You talk about foreskin more than I do will

    it just comes up a lot is all

    Because you bring it up a lot

    While drenched in sweat and breathing heavily I imagine

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2014
    a period drama about a russian oligarch who eats way too much fast food and has a high blood pressure problem

    the salt in our czars

    Gooey on
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    walmartbinparkave.png?w=680&h=444

    Fuck Alice Walton and Fuck whoever did this.
    The doorman on duty is probably going to eat a lot of shit for it.

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    rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    No seriously tho.

    Jurassic park but it's an old style "getting the show together" movie. Securing funding, getting the right people and then the last act is just watching it all come together.

    It could work.

    rockrnger on
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    What's on Mars

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    deebs i think that shit is hilarious

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Dog dorks are gross guys

    * pant gasp wheeze *

    * mops forehead *

    So gross

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    as if the waltons don't have a private helipad specifically to not have to walk on

    public sidewalks

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    A movie about a psychologist in the future using the Berlin theory to interrogate brains in glass receptacles.

    The Gestalt In Our Jars.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    pugs look so cute in hoodies it is known

    how could that not look like an uncircumcised donger?

    man if your glans looks like a pug face you got to see a doctor real quick

    ladies love it

    2 eyes, cold nose, wet tongue

    what is not to love

    i mean if they're willing to tolerate dog dick in the first place i reckon their standards aren't really gonna class me out

    You talk about foreskin more than I do will

    it just comes up a lot is all

    Because you bring it up a lot

    While drenched in sweat and breathing heavily I imagine

    no one appreciates my puns

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    puns and dog dicks

    yep it's chat on a tuesday

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    yes, spirit animal

    definitely never heard furries fall back on this attempt at legitimacy

    hmm yes i feel you have intimate knowledge of the furry scene

    I can't figure out if I am like a reverse jane goodall or a regular jane goodall

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    No seriously tho.

    Jurassic park but it's an old style "getting the show together" movie. Securing funding, getting the right people and then the last act is just watching it all come together.

    It could work.

    The credits are just a series of flashes of people being eaten by dinosaurs.

    Film it.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    A documentary about endemically poor golf scores across the country

    The vault in our pars

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    walmartbinparkave.png?w=680&h=444

    Fuck Alice Walton and Fuck whoever did this.
    The doorman on duty is probably going to eat a lot of shit for it.

    That is the laziest of photoshops.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    A movie about a psychologist in the future using the Berlin theory to interrogate brains in glass receptacles.

    The Gestalt In Our Jars.

    BAH GAWD ... STOP THIS QUOTE TREE, REF

    THE PUNS HAVE FAMILIES DAMMIT!!!

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    rockrnger wrote: »
    I wish they would make a Jurassic park where everything works fine.

    Maybe just like a teen romantic comedy set in it or something.

    The Fault in Our Saurs

    That's going to conflict with my upcoming buddy comedy about a couple of Southeast Asian terrorists ineptly trying to make a bioweapon.

    The Fault in our SARS

    There's already a sequel planned to Interstellar where McConaughey and Anne Hathaway have to keep repairing their robot buddy.

    The Fault in Our TARS

    I am working on a script about an objectivist automobile engineer

    The Gault in our Cars

    I'll start working on the sequel, about how he falls in an oily pit and is reanimated in a dystopian collectivist future

    The Gault in our Tars

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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    something something the malt in our bars (or cars or Lars or tars, the something something really set it up cleverly)

    Gim on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    There was that rom-com where the last five minutes was a 9/11 movie

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2014
    Vanguard wrote: »
    deebs i think that shit is hilarious

    I think it's funny too, but I also think it's ironic as fuck, seeing as how it's nominally pro-worker, but it sure shit on a few commoners today.

    The plutocrat-residents probably laughed at the novelty. What fun.

    Deebaser on
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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    A documentary about endemically poor golf scores across the country

    The vault in our pars

    I played mini-golf this weekend and I believe I set a high-score -- 40 points on 9 holes.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Dog dorks are gross guys

    * pant gasp wheeze *

    * mops forehead *

    So gross

    the thing i wonder is if people who call then that have ever actually seen a dogs dick

    because the penile sheath is always WAAAAY off the dogs dongerino if theyre excited. theyre as circumcised as it gets. poor old dogerinos

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    A movie about weirdos who preserves dead philosophers in formaldehyde


    Focault in Our Jars

    Atomika on
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    A simple documentary of the history of Napster.

    The halt due to Lars.

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    A documentary about Vladimir Putin getting sick.


    The Tzar with the SARS

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    A romantic comedy spin-off of the Stars Wars Episode 1-3 trilogy

    The fault in Jar Jars

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    That one passenger cabbies never want to pick up


    The Fart in Our Cars

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I'm going to try again. A movie about Napster written from Metallica's POV:

    Assault on our Lars

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    That one passenger cabbies never want to pick up


    The Fart in Our Cars

    @Hakkekage

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Damn it, J.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    There was that rom-com where the last five minutes was a 9/11 movie

    wait, what?

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