This was closest to the most appropriate thread for it.
I've been having a computer nightmare ever since installing my new video card, so today was tearing open tower , noticed fans weren't spinning on card, even when forced.
Took it out to rebox and return, when finally noticed
the "Remove before first use " sticker holding the fans together and preventing spinning and generally causing hilarious problems for the last 3 days.
@Lost Salient when i woke up this morning I watched the instagram of him carrying a stick and you saying his name started the rube goldberg bad joke machine in my brain.
I bought a new book today, but I can't get anywhere with it because it keeps slipping out of my hands- turns out I was shopping in the non-friction section.
I bought a new book today, but I can't get anywhere with it because it keeps slipping out of my hands- turns out I was shopping in the non-friction section.
Well you certainly didn't find that in the Humor section.
I stand by my original assertion that calendar writer ran out of material from the internet and just began copying excerpts from his own employee evaluations
"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot."
I could swear he's done this one already, but maybe I'm mistaking it with the hundreds of other hacks I've seen. On that note, this also qualifies as a classic bumper sticker, because I've literally seen this "joke" as a bumper sticker.
I stand by my original assertion that calendar writer ran out of material from the internet and just began copying excerpts from his own employee evaluations
If that's the case, then that HR Person really needs to take over for the Calendar Guy. It's pretty clear that HR Person missed their true calling.
Alternatively, maybe HR Person escaped their true calling by passing it on to some poor SOB like Lemarchand's puzzle.
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Edit: Goddamnit, I can't believe I missed that last night. Forgive my Punfucious, dark elder god of puns.
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Ok , someone should warn his coworkers at this point right?
Should have.
All we can do now is check for news reports from last year.
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I've been having a computer nightmare ever since installing my new video card, so today was tearing open tower , noticed fans weren't spinning on card, even when forced.
Took it out to rebox and return, when finally noticed
Q: What color is a belch?
A: Burple.
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Shit
E: This is amazing, I keep rereading it, it's amazing
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Well you certainly didn't find that in the Humor section.
Employee Evaluation
"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot."
Translation: "Go away, company idiot is MY job."
I could swear he's done this one already, but maybe I'm mistaking it with the hundreds of other hacks I've seen. On that note, this also qualifies as a classic bumper sticker, because I've literally seen this "joke" as a bumper sticker.
The first four seconds of my thought process when reading this:
I don't get it. Ok, I get it, that's a good pun. Pause. *cracks up*.
If that's the case, then that HR Person really needs to take over for the Calendar Guy. It's pretty clear that HR Person missed their true calling.
Alternatively, maybe HR Person escaped their true calling by passing it on to some poor SOB like Lemarchand's puzzle.