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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    August 22

    A lot of money is tainted --
    'taint yours and 'taint mine.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    If you are ever attacked by a mob of clowns,

    Go for the juggler.

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    August 22

    A lot of money is tainted --
    'taint yours and 'taint mine.

    And people always tell me it's nacho cheese.

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    Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb
    Just one, but it takes four episodes and Krillin dies.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Why is Easy E a better rapper than MC Hammer?

    Because E equals MC squared.

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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    Jacques L'Homme wrote: »
    How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb
    Just one, but it takes four episodes and Krillin dies.

    Yeah, I guess if you're not watching the Kai series.

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    The other day in the woods a deer ran at me and nearly stabbed me with its horns! I was so afraid
    I nearly had a hart attack

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    SLyM wrote: »
    The other day in the woods a deer ran at me and nearly stabbed me with its horns! I was so afraid
    I nearly had a hart attack

    Wow, that's pretty fawny.

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    SLyM wrote: »
    The other day in the woods a deer ran at me and nearly stabbed me with its horns! I was so afraid
    I nearly had a hart attack

    Wow, that's pretty fawny.

    I think you should ruminant a little more over these puns

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    Out Of ContextOut Of Context Registered User regular
    Joolander wrote: »
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    SLyM wrote: »
    The other day in the woods a deer ran at me and nearly stabbed me with its horns! I was so afraid
    I nearly had a hart attack

    Wow, that's pretty fawny.

    I think you should ruminant a little more over these puns

    Ung, u late it on a little thick there.

    Steam
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Out Of Context wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    SLyM wrote: »
    The other day in the woods a deer ran at me and nearly stabbed me with its horns! I was so afraid
    I nearly had a hart attack

    Wow, that's pretty fawny.

    I think you should ruminant a little more over these puns

    Ung, u late it on a little thick there.

    I'd like to continue this line of puns, but the buck stops here.

    BLM - ACAB
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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Out Of Context wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    SLyM wrote: »
    The other day in the woods a deer ran at me and nearly stabbed me with its horns! I was so afraid
    I nearly had a hart attack

    Wow, that's pretty fawny.

    I think you should ruminant a little more over these puns

    Ung, u late it on a little thick there.

    I'd like to continue this line of puns, but the buck stops here.

    Just as well, I've racked my brains but cudn't think of any more

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    Joolander wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Out Of Context wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    SLyM wrote: »
    The other day in the woods a deer ran at me and nearly stabbed me with its horns! I was so afraid
    I nearly had a hart attack

    Wow, that's pretty fawny.

    I think you should ruminant a little more over these puns

    Ung, u late it on a little thick there.

    I'd like to continue this line of puns, but the buck stops here.

    Just as well, I've racked my brains but cudn't think of any more

    Oh Deer.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    destroyah87 wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Out Of Context wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    SLyM wrote: »
    The other day in the woods a deer ran at me and nearly stabbed me with its horns! I was so afraid
    I nearly had a hart attack

    Wow, that's pretty fawny.

    I think you should ruminant a little more over these puns

    Ung, u late it on a little thick there.

    I'd like to continue this line of puns, but the buck stops here.

    Just as well, I've racked my brains but cudn't think of any more

    Oh Deer.

    We've hit peak deer pun so quickly?
    Say it aint doe.

    see317 on
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    Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    destroyah87 wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Out Of Context wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    SLyM wrote: »
    The other day in the woods a deer ran at me and nearly stabbed me with its horns! I was so afraid
    I nearly had a hart attack

    Wow, that's pretty fawny.

    I think you should ruminant a little more over these puns

    Ung, u late it on a little thick there.

    I'd like to continue this line of puns, but the buck stops here.

    Just as well, I've racked my brains but cudn't think of any more

    Oh Deer.

    We've hit peak deer pun so quickly?
    Say it aint doe.

    Ten points for that one.

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    WordLustWordLust Fort Wayne, INRegistered User regular
    I was going to post one of my own, but my grandma just got run over by this thread.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    You'll all burn in hell for your venisonful puns

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    August 23

    Q: What city has the largest rodent population?
    A: Hamsterdam.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    August 23

    Q: What city has the largest rodent population?
    A: Hamsterdam.

    Wasn't this also a punchline in the Burger joke book?

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    Yes. Yes, it was.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Bunny Colvin apparently took over for a day and we ended up with a real joke.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    August 24

    A fine line by Mark Twain...

    Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours, and then 8 hours of work in 30 minutes once it's due.

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited August 2015
    Today's joke written by a horny 17-year-old, not Mark Twain

    joshofalltrades on
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    AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9ETlTZoF1E

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    The heroes this thread deserves

    https://youtu.be/7T2oje4cYxw

    https://youtu.be/Wr76WikS6o8

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    August 25

    Work:
    It isn't just for sleeping anymore.

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    August 25

    Work:
    It isn't just for sleeping anymore.

    So we know what day the writer googled next month's jokes.

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    I have found the best awful pun in all the land.

    32jm1nuolnat.jpg

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    destroyah87 wrote: »
    I have found the best awful pun in all the land.

    32jm1nuolnat.jpg

    Wow, that one really scaled new heights.

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    destroyah87 wrote: »
    I have found the best awful pun in all the land.

    32jm1nuolnat.jpg

    Wow, that one really scaled new heights.

    I'm going to mail it to everyone I know.

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    Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Demon Hunter for Hire Time RiftRegistered User regular
    This exchange between my wife and I occurred last night...
    Wife: Oh my gosh, did you hear that One Direction is breaking up?
    Me: No, really?
    Wife: Yeah, that's what I just read, apparently to pursue solo projects.
    Me: So you mean they are... "going in different directions?"

    List: https://elfster.com/profile/dd275ef3-5dfa-43c3-b263-6323b702943e/wish-lists/
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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    Tomanta wrote: »
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    destroyah87 wrote: »
    I have found the best awful pun in all the land.

    32jm1nuolnat.jpg

    Wow, that one really scaled new heights.

    I'm going to mail it to everyone I know.

    Better add a laughing Minion to it first.
    Starting to get really tired of the minion image memes.

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    WordLustWordLust Fort Wayne, INRegistered User regular
    edited August 2015
    While the best armour for Nigerian princes is clearly chain mail.

    *edit*

    d'oh, ninja'd on the mail pun

    WordLust on
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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    I barely glance at FaceSpace anymore so I didn't even know Minion memes were a thing

    Clearly I have been making good life decisions

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    WiseManTobes wrote: »
    The heroes this thread deserves

    https://youtu.be/7T2oje4cYxw

    This guy is my fucking hero.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Despicable Me was a meh movie at best and then they made a movie out of the weakest part of it.

    BLM - ACAB
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I hear The Geek is a meh movie and his face is the weakest part.

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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    Culet with the armour puns.

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    GoldenSeducer wrote: »
    Culet with the armour puns.

    More armor puns! Ours is a wit that cannot be quenched!

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