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[Bad Jokes]
Syphyre
A Dangerous PastimeRegistered User regular
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This is the thread for bad jokes. Preferably jokes so bad that we all laugh at them because of how bad they are and they make us groan. Not jokes that are simply terrible and do not elicit a laugh. You can post the worst jokes you know here, whether bad from a humor, pun, or metaphysical angle.
My joke of the day calendar started out so well, I wanted to see so many days of dad jokes and bad kid jokes. And then it turns into a commentary on modern American life and the workplace. Depressing. These are not bad jokes anymore. This is simply bad.
The hamburger joke book is bad. I don't know what else to call it.
Every single other joke you all have is bad too. They're all bad. So lets roll around in our badness together as we read this thread.
Except kid jokes. They're great. And mean. And honest. They're the best.
What do you call a banana with no eyes?
A fssssshhhh
What did the man do with time?
wasted it.
My joke of the day calendar started out so well, I wanted to see so many days of dad jokes and bad kid jokes. And then it turns into a commentary on modern American life and the workplace. Depressing. These are not bad jokes anymore. This is simply bad.
The hamburger joke book is bad. I don't know what else to call it.
Every single other joke you all have is bad too. They're all bad. So lets roll around in our badness together as we read this thread.
Except kid jokes. They're great. And mean. And honest. They're the best.
What do you call a banana with no eyes?
A fssssshhhh
What did the man do with time?
wasted it.
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A fine line by Mark Twain - Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com
This calendar is walking a fine line with all the Mark Twain quotes!
We don't serve horses here.
When they came back he said, "Mommy, you were at your show a really long time! You forgot to sleep!!"
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One of the common themes in the badkidsjokes tumblr is jokes that are a version of a common joke that the kid manages to get wrong somehow.
In this case, the joke, "What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fssssh" was either misremembered or misconstrued by a kid.
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Irritainment: Media spectacles and reality shows that are so annoying, you can't stop yourself from watching.
Calen-duh: A calendar that, like, states the obvious a lot, I guess.
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I told ma girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. Boy did she look surprised!
I've got the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
...an God said to John, "come forth an you shall be granted eternal life." But John came in fifth and won a toaster.
Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before episodes 1, 2, and 3?
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
One nation under cod.
(pretty sure it was in the old thread, but I don't care.)
The inventor of the hokey pokey died yesterday. Unfortunately, the undertakers had some difficulty while trying to place him in his coffin.
They'd put the left leg in...
My manager at the music store I worked at back in high school told this joke to everybody who came in
It never got old!
(that's a lie)
this is a quality joke
What's the best thing about Sweden? Well on the plus side the flag is
No wait...
The flag is a...uhm...nevermind
That reminds me of what the Scottish lord said when he couldn't get his front door open.
I saw this the other day at a restaurant. It's not a very good picture, but it's a T-Rex with a train for a head. A Train-Rex, if you will.
trains and dinosaurs are always a good combo
Obviously you have never had to sit through an episode of Dinosaur Train
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I was expecting more knobs on the wall as well.
I'm pretty sure I've written this up here, but every time I meet somebody that majored in history or the classics I tell them this joke. It's the joke I'm proudest of.
What do you call a seafaring bird from Ancient France?
Why did the giraffe not get invited to parties?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
You'd write the commercial synopsis in your joke a day calendar
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