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Two new Star Wars films not to involve Zhan? :O

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    like there's a guy who has lightsaber nunchuks

    I think this is actually in that new Star Wars Unleashed game thing.

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    LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Lurker wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    and this other guy who has like wolverine claws only they're lightsabers

    cut

    The hell? He never did that in the movie.

    From my understanding, the company that made that toy just threw that in there so they could charge more money.

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    RancedRanced Default Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    lightsaber elbows maybe

    like the guyver, that'd be sweet

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    i'll bet a good amount of money there will be another trilogy

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    haha terrible.

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    Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ranced wrote: »
    lightsaber elbows maybe

    like the guyver, that'd be sweet

    like the E-Z flow elbow? You know only 2 people in the world have them.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lightsaber boomerang.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I read the op and I was not the least bit surprised. I mean, wow, George Lucas making yet another boneheaded decision about Star Wars? How utterly absurd!

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    wow

    so

    all of my intentionally awful ideas have actually been done, basically

    i think i'm done with star wars

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    All of your ideas were just ideas for new kinds of lightsabers?

    What of plot, Knob?

    What of things to make Amidala do?

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ranced wrote: »
    lightsaber elbows maybe

    like the guyver, that'd be sweet

    Lord Nyax?
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    Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hopefully, she can be excluded from the movies post production. All of them if possible.

    edit: what the shit? who the hell thought that was a good idea.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    OH jesus what is that abomination

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think it's some sort of fan art.

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    DJDMDJDM Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Ranced wrote: »
    lightsaber elbows maybe

    like the guyver, that'd be sweet

    Lord Nyax?
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    No fucking way

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    LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    wow

    so

    all of my intentionally awful ideas have actually been done, basically

    i think i'm done with star wars



    Every horrid idea possible has been covered in the books, comics and else where.

    I really don't understand how people can enjoy the expanded universe shit yet bash George. At least his stuff has some semblance of sanity.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    All of your ideas were just ideas for new kinds of lightsabers?

    What of plot, Knob?

    What of things to make Amidala do?

    dude i'm talking about star wars movies, we don't need any of your damn plot

    here's some plot

    there is an evil empire or republic or something and they're bad

    so the good guys fight them and maybe there is some smooching and some spaceship fights

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    That's just...oh that's just wrong and terrible and how would you fight like that

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    Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I hope it is fanart, because if that is canon, one can only hope he has a lightsaber dong somewhere hidden.

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    RancedRanced Default Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    oh wow

    haha

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lurker wrote: »
    The Jedi powers in Clone Wars were fucking retarded. Like Mace being able to wipe out thousands of droids instantly or Yoda being able to move fucking destroyers, yet straining over pillars and fighters in the movies.

    I would assume that's the reason George didn't like it.

    That or the fact that George just hates good things.

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    RancedRanced Default Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ahahahahaha

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    Abraham F. HawkAbraham F. Hawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So, why does the guy have lasers coming out of his elbows?

    He's being shot, right?

    Right?

    Those are not... lightsabers, are they?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    okay what about a guy that has a gun that shoots lightsabers

    (if this has been done then oh my god what the hell)

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    LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Ranced wrote: »
    lightsaber elbows maybe

    like the guyver, that'd be sweet

    Lord Nyax?
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    D:

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    Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    okay what about a guy that has a gun that shoots lightsabers

    (if this has been done then oh my god what the hell)

    Its actually a dog. A Sith dog that shoots bees with lightsabers.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    That is terrible.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    All of your ideas were just ideas for new kinds of lightsabers?

    What of plot, Knob?

    What of things to make Amidala do?

    dude i'm talking about star wars movies, we don't need any of your damn plot

    here's some plot

    there is an evil empire or republic or something and they're bad

    so the good guys fight them and maybe there is some smooching and some spaceship fights


    what of the force?

    what of the orgies of Nar-Shadoo

    (eww that reminds me, speaking of extended universe. I have a comic where Jabba the Hutt is walking with his cronies and he's bragging about shit he's done and one thing he says is, "I have braved the (whatever) pits of Zangos, I have participated in and survived the orgies of Nar-Shadoo!" What the fucking hell?)

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    light saber hair

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    Firematic. wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    okay what about a guy that has a gun that shoots lightsabers

    (if this has been done then oh my god what the hell)

    Its actually a dog. A Sith dog that shoots bees with lightsabers.

    see i have no idea if you're making shit up or not

    not after seeing wolverine lightsaber claws and lightsaber elbows

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    A lightsaber dong.

    All raping your sweet childhood memories.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    participated in and survived

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    LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lurker wrote: »
    The Jedi powers in Clone Wars were fucking retarded. Like Mace being able to wipe out thousands of droids instantly or Yoda being able to move fucking destroyers, yet straining over pillars and fighters in the movies.

    I would assume that's the reason George didn't like it.

    That or the fact that George just hates good things.

    Aren't you the one that complained about how Yoda will look in the new series?

    He looks like a CG version of Tarkovsky's Yoda.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    All of your ideas were just ideas for new kinds of lightsabers?

    What of plot, Knob?

    What of things to make Amidala do?

    dude i'm talking about star wars movies, we don't need any of your damn plot

    here's some plot

    there is an evil empire or republic or something and they're bad

    so the good guys fight them and maybe there is some smooching and some spaceship fights


    what of the force?

    what of the orgies of Nar-Shadoo

    (eww that reminds me, speaking of extended universe. I have a comic where Jabba the Hutt is walking with his cronies and he's bragging about shit he's done and one thing he says is, "I have braved the (whatever) pits of Zangos, I have survived the orgies of Nar-Shadoo!" What the fucking hell?)

    Shaddaa.

    Nar Shaddaa.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    whooaoaa don't GIS "jabba orgy"

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Now I have to

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »

    (eww that reminds me, speaking of extended universe. I have a comic where Jabba the Hutt is walking with his cronies and he's bragging about shit he's done and one thing he says is, "I have braved the (whatever) pits of Zangos, I have survived the orgies of Nar-Shadoo!" What the fucking hell?)

    Shaddaa.

    Nar Shaddaa.


    Ahaha you know what I'm talking about then

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    Now I have to

    "... aroused by his Jabba cock."


    I am NOT clicking on that link to get the context.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    whooaoaa don't GIS "jabba orgy"

    That is terrible.

    They should be ashamed.

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    light saber whip

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