They measured lakes and found them to be level, thus it must mean the world is flat. Wikipedia has an article for it, I was reading that the other day.
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if you stand high enough on a clear day you can see the curve with your naked eye
1 - "impure thoughts in the mind of the beholder" being porn, I'd say yes. I mean I just described sticking a plutonium rod in a chick's vag, then treating her like radioactive material.
2- Fuck it do I hate those fucking conservative fundie assholes I hope they all die! There, broken
3-See 2
4-See 3
5-i'm gonna fuck a horse
Then again, the entire internet has broken this cobweb in the battlefield of the intranetz.
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edited June 2007
"the problem with everyone on this earth is they think too much. Before Satan came into this world our ability to know knowledge and think was not needed because we could feel God. The more people "think" the more they turn away from God. Think about it, it's true. Satan gave us the power to think about the world around us. The more we think, the more we turn to him. Atheists anyone? Am I the only one in the world who realizes this?"
"the problem with everyone on this earth is they think too much. Before Satan came into this world our ability to know knowledge and think was not needed because we could feel God. The more people "think" the more they turn away from God. Think about it, it's true. Satan gave us the power to think about the world around us. The more we think, the more we turn to him. Atheists anyone? Am I the only one in the world who realizes this?"
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Fuck it, this is too easy
Hahaha what.
Seriously I mean no matter how you look at it, God is such a dick. Satan? Dude just fuckin' serves as a jailor. Hasn't really killed anyone. God's all "FUCK FREE THOUGHT FUCK YOU SATAN I'M GOING TO FUCKING DESTROY THIS CITY AAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU" and Satan's all "lol wut" and goes disco dancing.
And the person just thought. Hahaha. So I bet that he lobotomized himself and he's drooling.
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edited June 2007
"I recently watched a video which stated that if the moon's orbit was the slighted bit different it would either go into outer space or crash into the earth. Is this enough proof to convince everyone that the world was created?"
"the problem with everyone on this earth is they think too much. Before Satan came into this world our ability to know knowledge and think was not needed because we could feel God. The more people "think" the more they turn away from God. Think about it, it's true. Satan gave us the power to think about the world around us. The more we think, the more we turn to him. Atheists anyone? Am I the only one in the world who realizes this?"
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Fuck it, this is too easy
haha that was the best part
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Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
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edited June 2007
""Sorry but scientists have just shown that mice DNA is more similar to humans than human DNA. So would evolutionists then declare that humans came from mice? Probably. That's because most people can't think for themselves and are confused about reality. That's why they believe anything scientists say."
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what
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Maybe mice are the real humans and we're really mice. Think about it.
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"ONE OF MY FIANCE'S EX'S (HE IS VERY FAMOUS AND DEFINITELY A SATANIST) HIRED A TEAM OF WARLOCKS TO BREAK US UP, INCLUDING A COMPUTER EXPERT AND A PERSON WITH THE GIFT OF TELEPATHY(THE HELPER)
THEY INVESTIGATED MY WHOLE LIFE TO THE FINEST DETAIL,EVEN THINGS ONLY MYSELF KNOW. IT WAS CLEAR SATAN WANTS ME DEAD AND HE WAS DESPERATE. I WAS TOLD THE AMOUNT OF SATANISTS THAT CAME MY WAY ARE ONLY SEEN IN THE OCCULT WORLD. THEY EVEN HAD WATCHERS ON US!
A GIRL WHOM I TOOK FOR A DATE TO A FUNCTION TRIED TO KILL ME BY PUTTING POISON IN MY DRINK AND LATER THAT NIGHT I FELL ASLEEP BEHIND THE WHEEL (PRAISE JESUS I SURVIVED).
FEW YEARS LATER:
I WAS MARRIED TO A WOMAN CASTING SPELLS ON MY DOG AND ME.
PUTTING POTIONS IN MY FOOD (GOATS BLOOD). I WAS VERY SICK WHEN SHE LEFT ME!
JUST AFTER SHE LEFT(AND JUST GETTING MY LIFE BACK) I WAS INVOLVED WITH 4 HIGH PRIESTESS' IN TOTAL.
ALL CURSED ME AND PUT SPELLS ON ME.
ONE TRIED TO GET PREGNANT AND EVEN DRANK MY SPERM.
ONE TRIED TO INJECT ME WITH THE AIDS VIRUS (THE HOLY SPIRIT WOKE ME UP)
SHE WANTED TO CUT MY PRIVATES OFF."
Guys I'm starting to think FSTDT is also a spoof
Or at least these people can't really believe what they're saying
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
edited June 2007
man, this guy keeps marrying satanists and high priestesses and warlocks?
maybe his wives just freak out a little when they find out he thinks they are demons.
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edited June 2007
My first thought after reading the OP was prankapple. Good internet detectiving, Fram.
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
edited June 2007
“In his new book, American Fascists: The Christian Right and the War on America, Hedges insists that today’s evangelical Christians are good old-fashioned fascists and Nazis reborn.”
Another left-wing fascist liar. Hitler was a left-wing Democrat as all multi-killers of the 20th century have been. Hitler (7 to 15 million), Stalin (25 to 35 million), Pol Pot (1 to 5 million), Saddam (1 to 6 million) and the list of left-wing scum goes on and on. The left has been responsible for more killing and dictators than any group who believes in small government and freedom like the right of the Republican party."
I'm pretty sure that site just makes fun of people.
....pretty sure.
I don't understand why posts like this. Doesn't everybody here remember pre-apology theSAVED? This site isn't even the worst I've seen, go browse FSTDT some time. Some examples of the rampant stupidity that exists:
Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.
No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.
There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least.
"McCauley 05/21/2007 - 00:28:07
No actually is a site that speaks the truth. N*s are nothing but animals. Violent smelly animals that need to be put down."
"kfcisforni*rs 05/21/2007 - 08:31:38
I really don't see anything wrong with it. Actually I imagine the person who srote that article is a liberal and the only coontact they ever have is when they watch TV. I think they would change there minds after living with n*rs or once their children get raped and murdered by one."
"BanTheMunkey 05/21/2007 - 20:44:16
Go back to reading your fairytale bible & pray to your non-existant god. nig*rs are real, & they are a real problem. It is quite obvious the people whom run this site have never dealt with the n*er in a real world situation."
EDIT: Oh, man, it's just not the same edited. Oh, well ...
EDIT: Heh, I keep missing the word... wow, it's used a lot.
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they're called "morons"
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I mean Christ on crutches, you can see that it's round
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It's hard to find something that high up in Kansas.
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Were they even big lakes? I bet they weren't, they were probably wussy lakes
And that doesn't even begin to explain space photographs or weather satellite images or the fucking horizon
God some people are so stupid
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This is a perfect post when combined with your sig.
The correct term is IPI. Internet Private Investigator.
it's just
RAPERAPERAPERAPE
How are you?
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
why?
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This is hanging in our kitchen.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
1 - "impure thoughts in the mind of the beholder" being porn, I'd say yes. I mean I just described sticking a plutonium rod in a chick's vag, then treating her like radioactive material.
2- Fuck it do I hate those fucking conservative fundie assholes I hope they all die! There, broken
3-See 2
4-See 3
5-i'm gonna fuck a horse
Then again, the entire internet has broken this cobweb in the battlefield of the intranetz.
I
Fuck it, this is too easy
Hahaha what.
Seriously I mean no matter how you look at it, God is such a dick. Satan? Dude just fuckin' serves as a jailor. Hasn't really killed anyone. God's all "FUCK FREE THOUGHT FUCK YOU SATAN I'M GOING TO FUCKING DESTROY THIS CITY AAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU" and Satan's all "lol wut" and goes disco dancing.
And the person just thought. Hahaha. So I bet that he lobotomized himself and he's drooling.
DEBATE OVER
haha that was the best part
Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
what
My sister painted it.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
And probably some brushes.
But he links to "Snitch", is... is this for real?
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Guys I'm starting to think FSTDT is also a spoof
Or at least these people can't really believe what they're saying
maybe his wives just freak out a little when they find out he thinks they are demons.
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HEY GUYS, HITLER WAS A LIBERAL
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I'm pretty sure it's real. I've heard of the software before.
Purge it with fire.
It might have started off legit, but then the internets got their grimey mitts on it and started posting all those crazy spoof type stories.
Anyway, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
I refuse to believe anyone can be this ignorant, and yes I've been to the South.
I love the comments on the ni*mania.org site.
"McCauley 05/21/2007 - 00:28:07
No actually is a site that speaks the truth. N*s are nothing but animals. Violent smelly animals that need to be put down."
"kfcisforni*rs 05/21/2007 - 08:31:38
I really don't see anything wrong with it. Actually I imagine the person who srote that article is a liberal and the only coontact they ever have is when they watch TV. I think they would change there minds after living with n*rs or once their children get raped and murdered by one."
"BanTheMunkey 05/21/2007 - 20:44:16
Go back to reading your fairytale bible & pray to your non-existant god. nig*rs are real, & they are a real problem. It is quite obvious the people whom run this site have never dealt with the n*er in a real world situation."
EDIT: Oh, man, it's just not the same edited. Oh, well ...
EDIT: Heh, I keep missing the word... wow, it's used a lot.