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Harry Potter and our Favorite Escapist Fantasy

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I was like so what

    is Harry an Auror

    is he secretly a Death Eater

    Or is job just to bang Ginny until she squirts out more kids for him to name after dead people he's known

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Instead now we'll see all kinds of James x Teddy Rose x Lily

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I won't read anything but Scorpius and James gay fanfic.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    I won't read anything but Scorpius and James gay fanfic.

    but which James makes it creepier?

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I won't read anything but Scorpius and James gay fanfic.

    but which James makes it creepier?

    Both of them. Harry's father watches from a picture and beats off.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    To be honest Scorpius x young James wouldn't really be 'creepy' - no more so than any other same sex pairing. I mean, why should they care what rivalry their parents had? Perhaps they could be the ones to bring two broken families together :')

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    SpeedySwafSpeedySwaf Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Janson wrote: »
    To be honest Scorpius x young James wouldn't really be 'creepy' - no more so than any other same sex pairing. I mean, why should they care what rivalry their parents had? Perhaps they could be the ones to bring two broken families together :')
    But then Albus would go for Dark-side points, and make them all slaughter each other.

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    Riggs BlitzkriegRiggs Blitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    squirting out more kids is a gross phrase

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    hpjchobbeshpjchobbes Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Babies EVERYWHERE!!

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I can just see ron saying 'You done banging my sister or what, jeez?'

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    I can just see ron saying 'You done banging my sister or what, jeez?'

    for all intents and purposes, he's banging harry's sister

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    they're probably having foursomes

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I can just see ron saying 'You done banging my sister or what, jeez?'

    for all intents and purposes, he's banging harry's sister
    A dude banging your sister is not like a dude banging a chick that is like your sister.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I can just see ron saying 'You done banging my sister or what, jeez?'

    for all intents and purposes, he's banging harry's sister
    A dude banging your sister is not like a dude banging a chick that is like your sister.

    Yeah, there's "hey, I'm nailing a friend of yours that happens to be a girl and you're pretty close to one another" and "hey, I'm nailing your sister". Harry is nailing Ron's sister. He's giving her the old magic wand. He's already caught her golden snitch.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I was 100% sure that Harry would turn out to be a teacher after reading Book 5. Auror my ass, she was clearly writing him towards a teaching position. But now we're just left not knowing.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    dude has no time to work, he's banging ginny

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Moriveth wrote: »
    The only thing I disliked about the ending was that it didn't say what the fuck Harry ended up doing for the past nineteen years.
    Living off of royalties.

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Riotcow wrote: »
    Guys, I don't know what a lot of you think, but the epilouge pretty much destroys the chance of their being another Harry Potter book.

    Yes, because nothing interesting can occur in a 19 year period.

    Well, i mean, I know I wouldn't enjoy reading a story knowing full well that nothing bad ever happens or even has the chance of happening.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I wanted Harry to end up with Luna.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am kind of amazed at the lack of information the epilogue gave us.

    "And Harry was just fine with everything."

    Okay, that's fine, but that really doesn't help me, does it, Ms. Rowling?

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I wonder how long before Rowling needs another castle made entirely of money and she decides to release a director's cut, extended edition of the last book, with a whole new epilogue. Hopefully, we won't have to wait till she croaks before her kids start pumping out "sequel" books. I don't know if I'm serious or not.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I wanted Harry to end up with Luna.


    You can shut the hell up.

    That's Neville's piece of ass.

    Not to mention Ginny....you know damned well she's a nutter in the sack.

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You might as well be, because it's going to happen.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    This book needed more disparaging remarks regarding Ron's hair color and skin tone.

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    MildQuixoticMildQuixotic ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    This book needed more disparaging remarks regarding Ron's hair color and skin tone.


    I commend it for having the ones it already had

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    "And the new Hogwarts will accept everyone! Half-bloods, to pure bloods, to Muggles! Except for fucking gingers. I hate fucking gingers. Ron get the fuck out."

    Then Hermione/Ginny/Harry threeway. Like it was supposed to be.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    "And the new Hogwarts will accept everyone! Half-bloods, to pure bloods, to Muggles! Except for fucking gingers. I hate fucking gingers. Ron get the fuck out."

    Then Hermione/Ginny/Harry threeway. Like it was supposed to be.

    ahahah

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I wanted Harry to end up with Luna.


    You can shut the hell up.

    That's Neville's piece of ass.

    Not to mention Ginny....you know damned well she's a nutter in the sack.

    The only reason I think Harry ended up with Ginny is cause JK wanted Harry and Ron to be brothers.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    luna and harry had some really sweet scenes together in the last two books
    i wish they ended up together, it seemed REALER than ginny

    also ginny is a ginger too you dumb faggot, all the weasley's are

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm pretty sure her hair is brown.

    And besides, she's a chick, it wouldn't count.

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    looney luna and the blowjob of power

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well, a George/Fred/Harry would work then. It'd also be wrong, very wrong.

    But it'd probably suit SE++ just fine.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    She kinda looks like Lindsey Lohan in Parent Trap, if you squint your eyes when watching the movie. Hopefully, Ginny can magic her way out of sin and temptation.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Damn, Movie Ginny is cute as all get out.

    Move over Hermione. There's a new creepy crush in town.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm pretty sure her hair is brown.

    And besides, she's a chick, it wouldn't count.

    All Weasleys are gingers. Get with the program.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Endomatic wrote: »
    Well, a George/Fred/Harry would work then. It'd also be wrong, very wrong.

    But it'd probably suit SE++ just fine.
    no it wouldn't work only two of those people are alive :(

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Endomatic wrote: »
    Well, a George/Fred/Harry would work then. It'd also be wrong, very wrong.

    But it'd probably suit SE++ just fine.
    no it wouldn't work only two of those people are alive :(

    Well doesn't that just beat all.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Necrophilia is a victimless crime

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure her hair is brown.

    And besides, she's a chick, it wouldn't count.

    All Weasleys are gingers. Get with the program.
    Man.

    Maaaaaaaaaan.

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    RiotcowRiotcow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    was neville just a little too cool guys

    do you think he was just a little too cool

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